It's Not Delivery, It's Kabuto

by Deidara Ritz

Sasuke longs for Naruto, but the scheming Orochimaru and Kabuto won't allow their love to blossom. Kabuto also fights an addiction to DiGiorno's rising crust pizza. Rated M for sexual content and potty humor.

4. It's A Date!

"Kabuto this foot rub is heavenly," said Orochimaru.

Kabuto grinned.

"You never give me foot rubs anymore… What are you hiding from me?" said Orochimaru playfully.

"Nothing sir, just wanted to treat you to something special."

"Well, maybe we should do something together tonight, just you and me. I know! We should have a nice date night at Chili's!" exclaimed Orochimaru.

Kabuto's smile faded. If we go to Chili's and see Sasuke with Naruto, I'll never get that free DiGiorno's pizza… he thought.

"Orochimaru, what about a more romantic restaurant? Like Olive Garden? Or Applebee's?" said Kabuto.

"NO! ONLY CHILI's!" demanded Orochimaru. "Plus I have a coupon. Be ready by 7!"

Kabuto frowned.

"Kabuto, what's wrong? Don't tell me you're jealous of Sasuke," said Orochimaru with a smirk.

"I'm not jealous."

"Kabuto, I made it very clear from the beginning that we would have an open relationship. Maybe I should bring Sasuke with us…"

"Don't be silly Orochimaru, Sasuke doesn't like Chili's," lied Kabuto.

I must get that free DiGiorno's pizza, no matter what it takes. Kabuto thought to himself.

"Very well. It'll just be you and I. Don't spoil your dinner by eating that horrible pizza," said Orochimaru.

You don't own me, I can do what I want, and I'm going to eat 3 DiGiorno pizzas within the next hour thought Kabuto.

Orochimaru would never understand…