BREAKING WORLD OF WARCRAFT: The Stunning New York Times Best Selling ending to the saga that will rule mankind

Background: Bella is ready to go where no real female has gone before (or so they say...there are no girls on the internet?) on the internet. She will embark on a quest for Edward in the digital realm of World of Warcraft.

Bella sat at the computer table looking quite confused. She looked back at Jill, "Wait I don't get it. How do I get on the Internet?" She had a three boxes: World of Warcraft, Burning Cursade, Wraith of the Lich King, and Cataclysm. She had no idea how to use them. She grumbled, "Man this is the last time I go to Best Games. This is how they told me I can get to the other world, but what do I do next."

Jill sat on Bella's bed and rolled her eyes, "You know boot up your computer and put the CDs in the box in the CD Rom Drive. Then put in the CD keys for all the expansions."

Bella pulled at the ends of her hair, "I don't own a computer...HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE OTHER WORLD NOW."

Jill shook her head. How can this woman have a computer desk, but no computer? She got up and looked around, "Are there any computers in your house."

Bella sighed, "My dad has one locked up in the closet that used to be mine. He told me to stop looking up fan fiction. He shut down my vampire fan fiction website. WHAT A MONSTER."

Jill looked at Bella like she was crazy and rolled her eyes, "I'll be back. I learned some skills being a rogue trolling World of Warcraft when I went out with Eddy."

Bella had her jaw open wide in shock. DID SHE JUST CALL BELLA'S LOVER EDDY? THEY HAD NICKNAMES? HOW DARE HER. She crossed her arms and leaned back in her chair tapping her feet against the desk, "Hurry up before they come out with ANOTHER expansion. I just spent all my money on a lifetime subscription and all these expansions."

Jill came back in with the laptop and put it on the desk chuckling to herself, "You know the 15 dollars you just spent. It is not a lifetime subscription. It only lasts 30 days."

Bella flailed her hands in the air, "What? This is horrible. I have to win Edward back by then. That's it Jill, you have to help me find him in game. Don't introduce me as Bella. I need to win his love as a mysterious woman."

Jill rolled her eyes and opened her laptop, "Lucky you I'm a level 85 Rogue Blood Elf who plays on his server." Jill logged on and looked over at Bella, "Those boxes don't open themselves. Get to it bff."

Bella opened the boxes and put in the CD keys as Jill instructed. She then began downloading. Bella's eyes widened as she saw the time, "2 DAYS. I am wasting two days of my membership JUST DOWNLOADING. Jill please let me use your laptop to log in please."

Jill turned away, "Uh no I have to go raid with some hot guys that aren't Edward." She giggled, "The men on this server have sexy voices and love my cuteness. Oh and Edward is in our guild, but he is kinda the dork. I don't get whyyy you want him, I found out the sea is bigger and more fish are in it. BIGGER FISH."

Bella looked at the screen and the people's avatars and crossed her arms, "They may look hot in game, but outside of game I bet they are fat ugly gamers living in their moms basements Jill."

Jill quickly put down her headset and stared at Bella in shock, "You do know I was just chatting with them in real time and they heard what you said. They might not let you in our guild to chill with Eddy."

Bella turned away and looked at the download screen, "It's ok because I'll be a new mysterious person they won't know...hehehehehe.." She stared at the screen, "36 more hours...36 more hours..."

Jill gamed on Bella's bed while Bella was staring at the download screen like a zombie.

...20 hours later...

Bella is still staring at the screen, "Please I need to play this game..." She heard a beep, "Download...COMPLETE? I thought it said 36 hours...glorious gaming. JILL WHAT DO I DO NEXT..." She looked over at the bed and saw Jill sleeping with her laptop shut down. Bella got up and shook Jill, "Help the new world awaits and I need you to pick out my style."

Jill woke up feeling tired and out of place, "You were up all this time waiting for the game to download?"

Bella nodded, "Yes... I was. Now what do I be? A human?"

Jill looked at the select screen and shook her head, "First off that's alliance and you wouldn't be able to play with Edward. you want to pick a race in the horde like the rest of us. Second off why be a human in a fantasy game. You are so dumb for real."

Bella got out a notepad and started taking notes, "I see, so I am one of these creatures on this side?"

Jill nodded, "Yeah, but lots of guys like Blood Elf chicks. I figure since you are easy and kinda dumb you might was well pick out a blonde-ish one vs. my red headed smart one. Guys also dig healers and you probably aren't smart enough to do anything besides healing so...I'll make you a priest too..." She selected the style for Bella and she looked very amused.

Bella nodded, "Uh huh, I look sexy. Do you think Edward will like me?"

Jill shrugged, "I guess, now what about the name? It can't be Bella that is totally taken."

Bella gasped, "My name is taken already. How about ALLEBA."

Jill types in Alleba and it says she can use it and nods, "You can use that. But isn't it just Bella backwards with a A added on at the end. Won't Edward know it's you?"

Bella shrugged, "Whatever, it's cute and fashionable." She pushed Jill out of the way and logged into the game, "Now what do I do, where is my dearest?"

Jill sighed, "First you have to go through a tutorial. once you get to level ten you can apply to our guild. Usually we have a rep in Silvermoon scouting new guildies. Oh and this is a RP server so you have to act your part.

Bella sighed, "I'm bored already Jill can you go through the quests." She made a puppy dog face, "Pwezzz sissy from another mister. Make up for the fact you stole my guy."

Jill grumbled, "Fine.." Jill takes the laptop and looks over at Bella, "Go do something for two hours."

Bella goes over to her drawer and gets out her vampire fan fiction stash. She reads it with a smile on her face, "Edward will be mine soon!" She gets out her hand made Edward plushe and hugs it, "You'll be wooed by me in this other world my love."

Jill is over at the computer doing all the hardwork of leveling and walking around.

Two hours pass and Jill looks over at Bella napping. Alleba leveled up to ten now and she could now leave the starting area and possibly apply to the guild. She poked her, "Yo, I did it for you, now will you quit bugging me. I kinda need to go home. Go to Silvermoon and look for Erwind. He'll be there to see if you are worthy. Remember to act."

Bella sat at the computer and smiled, "Erwind you are the one who holds my destiny with Edward now. Please accept me and let me into your flock."

-In Game-
Alleba walks down the grass path to Silvermoon City. She looked around and jumped a bit. There was a avatar, a male Blood Elf named Erwind in front of the Silvermoon City inn. He seemed to be waiting and kept on sending out shouts, "Join the Silvermoon Raiders and find your place. We accept newcomers and we enjoy a good fight."

Alleba waves to Erwind, "Hello, I would like to join your guild. Someone sent me."

Erwind bowed, "Hello ma'am you wish to join?"

Alleba: YES OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET MY LOVE.

Erwind: This is not an online dating service...

Alleba: Do you know Edward?

Erwind:...-logs off-

-Outside of game-

Bella stares at the screen confused, "I don't get it why did Erwind leave when I asked that? Ugh I give up, this game is real boring." Bella logged off and turned off her laptop. She stormed down the stairs and ran outside.

Her parents in the living room watching tv looked at each other and said in unison, "What's her problem now?"

Bella ran and she ran. She saw the sign for Best Games and walked inside. She looked down in the basement. There it was the dark room where Edward was and he was there in the darkness again. She came downstairs and saw his computer was vacant and grinned, "You know what I have to say about this game? YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO SAY." His disks in his mini disk holder by his computer sat there. She pulled them out and broke all of them into two. She looked at the computer in awe, "Erwind...WAS HIM?" She logged out and found a button 'delete'. She clicked delete, then typed in caps DELETE. She looked around in his computer and clicked uninstall. She rubbed her hands together, "Destroy, break this world in order to get to my vampire love."

Edward came out of the bathroom and saw Bella there and his jaw dropped, "Uh...what are you do-" He looked at his broken disks and his uninstalled game, "I invested...months into this game maybe even a whole year...why did you." He fell to his knees, "NOT MY CHARACTER. MY HARDWORK FOR SO MANY YEARS GONE TO WASTE. WHYYYYY!"

Bella closed his laptop and sat down in his chair staring at him, "It is time for an intervention Edward. I know what you are." She looked at him crouched over in the fetal position and turned on the light, "I know why you play this other world. You don't want to live in this world because you are a vampire." You just don't know it."

Edward could not look up, the light blinded him, "I need to log in, I need to log in." He repeats this over and over again.

Bella gets up and looks at him, "I think you need to stop playing this game and just be who you are in real life. A vampire."

Edward opened one eye and looked over at her, "How many times do I have to tell you I JUST PLAY TOO MUCH WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND STAY IN THE DARK. I'm only 17 years old and I'm not a vampire."

Bella's looked shocked, "...You never told me that. But you were showing all the signs. I never thought that World of Warcraft addicts and Vampires had something in common."

Edward got up slowly and blinked, "You just ruined my life in the five minutes I was gone to go to the bathroom you know."

Bella shrugged, "I guess I won't bother you again since you aren't a vampire. Back to the fan fiction and saving up to sign up for that vampire dating service they have." She walked off and Edward fell to the ground sobbing.

Edward lost Erwind his main character. All because of a girl who thought he needed an intervention. Maybe it was time to quit and get a tan? A few weeks later, Edward called up Jacob, "Hey Jacob can we hang out a little more. I am thinking of kicking my addiction."

EPIC LOG: What happened after the story occurred!

Edward: After five years of therapy and hanging out with Jacob and his shirtless guidos from Washington shore, Edward was able to kick his World of Warcraft addiction. He logs in from time to time to check up on his old guild members. He spends most of his days lounging in the sun with hot chicks. He became a film writer because he used his experience from all his years as a creative RPer.

Bella: Bella graduated high school somehow and managed to work at Burger King while signing up for the Vampire Dating Service. She managed to meet a guy who says he is a vampire and she plans to get married to him and have lots of 'vampire babies'.

Jill: Jill a red headed, blue eyed Irish girl who loved Lolita clothing managed to start up a store devoted to cute and stylish fashion for those who love to stand out. Jill's Boutique is popular in Washington among strange girls who like to stand out. Jill also managed to still maintain her friendship with Bella and they talk from time to time about their romances. Jill married a rich guy who is ten years older than her from World of Warcraft. Some say she was always a gold digger.

Jacob: Jacob decided to make a reality show called "Washington Shore". He figured he could spend most of his days shirtless if he made it big. It became a hit for a while, so now Jacob is rich and fabulous. He never did graduate high school. He skipped too much class. He has no girlfriend because he says quote quote 'Bella was my first and only love'. He still wishes she would stop the vampire fangirling and just come back to him.