Shinigami-cat: (Sets up an elaborate system of pullies and leavers that would be worthy of the Looney tunes) So When I cut this rope… the anvil will drop, causing the cake to hit the target, making the fish jump into the next fish bowel, making water splash on the electrical wires, causing it to short circuit, lighting the candle on fire, which will burn the rope, causing the axe to drop, cutting the rope and sending Finland hurtling into the centre of the earth.
Everyone: … O.O
Shinigami-cat: What? If I don't get more reviews this will happen.
NekoNekoRamenchan: (Saves Finland) I think we have some reviews Shinigami-cat…
Shinigami-cat: BRILLANT!
Ludwig: The first one is from DidiTwitches
'Ello Gov'nahs! (Yes, Arthur, I stole your accent MWAHAHAHA!) THIS STORY IS FUNNEH! Here are some dares and such and such.
Arthur: That sounds nothing like me.
Alfred: It kind of dose.
Arthur: Shut up wanka.
1. Italy, I dare you to get into a legit fist fight with...Canada (I think it
would be hilarious!)
Matthew: What?
Feliciano: Who's Canada?
slasher360: The guy holding the polar bear.
Shinigami-cat: For this dare we need a little help from my good friend alcohol. Drink up you two.
Matthew & Feliciano: (Reluctantly drink until they can't see straight).
slasher360: (whispers to Matthew) Italy said hockey is a big girly sport. (whisper to Feliciano) Canada pissed in the pasta sauce.
Matthew and Feliciano: WHAT?
They turn to each other and begin to pound the crap out of each other. Amazingly Feliciano is holding his own against the Canadian. Blood and teeth fly everywhere until the both suddenly fall over… they are both too drunk and tired to continue on.
Gilbert: (pulls Matthew into his lap and patches him up)
Ludwig: (dose the same with Feliciano)
NekoNekoRamenchan: They're like little drunken angels ^^
2. France, (My Big Brother! *high-fives*) I dare you to try and
seduce...RUSSIA... (BWAHAHAHAHA!)
Francis: (high-fives Didi) Nice to see you… But I will not seduce Russia…
Elizaveta: You have to or Shinigami-cat will kill you.
Shinigami-cat: (creepy smile)
Francis: … Um Russia…
Ivan: You become one with mother Russia da?
slasher360: (sticks duct tape over the frogs mouth) Yes he does. Take the perverted Frenchman away.
Ivan: (Picks up said Frenchman and runs off to the nearest room) .
3. Can I, Didi, be a guest on the show? (Pretty Please with a cherry on top?
*big puppy dog eyes added for effect*) I would love to hang with the Hetalia
dudes (*cough* and possibly rape Denmark and Prussia *cough*):3
Shinigami-cat: No
NekoNekoRamenchan: But she's using the puppy dog eyes!
Shinigami-cat: Fine but she sits in the corner.
Gilbert: Did she just say she wants to rape the awesome me?
DidiTwitches: Yay!
Shinigami-cat: Sit in the corner.
NekoNekoRamenchan: You can hang out with me ^^
4. I dare Austria to be locked in a room filled with rabid bears for one hour.
(I. Hate. Him.)
Shinigami-cat: Do we have a room we could use for that?
slasher360: Torture room six is usable and blood free.
Roderich: Just wonderful…
Shinigami-cat: (Pushes Roderich into a room full of rabid bears.)
One hour later…
NekoNekoRamenchan: (opens the door and lets Roderich out… he is covered in bite marks and scratches, he is also bleeding heavily)
Shinigami-cat: (turns to Didi) Satisfied?
DidiTwitches: Very much.
5. Other Big Brother Spain! I dare joo to...kiss Lovino! Make it good!
Lovino: FUCK NO!
Antonio: But Lovi! It's a dare!
Shinigami-cat: Oh, look I found a homemade bomb. I wonder which end of Lovino I should shove it into… I think I'll just cut a hole in his guts and stick it in there… Oh look mint flakes (starts to eat mint flakes). Just do the dare.
Lovino: Like fuck I will (tries to run away but Antonio grabs his arm and pulls him into a deep kiss).
Lovino tries to push away but Antonio holds him tight. After what seems like hours… maybe it was… they break apart panting.
Antonio: It wasn't that bad was it Lovi?
Lovino: Shut up tomato bastard.
...That is all...for now... (DUN DUN DUN!) ADIOS! *is whisked away by Magical Yellow Unicorns*
Arthur: LEAVE MY UNICORNS ALONE!
Shinigami-cat: Hee, hee hee. Silly ingwand, silly unicorns. They can't fly… only Pegasus can fly… Hey man… we call each other man, man…
Ludwig: Is she okay?
slasher360: I don't think she was eating mint flakes…
Lovino: Fan-fucking-tastic. She's high…
NekoNekoRamenchan: Let's just answer some more reviews while she gets back to normal… next one's are from HaruhiTsukichi
O.O NO, FINNY! D8
Tino: I'm fine now.
Hmmm... okays :D! I dare Lovi to kiss Shinigami-cat with Spain watching! *gets shot*
Lovino: (puts gun away) No way I'm doing that.
Shinigami-cat: (pins Lovino to the ground)
Lovino: What the FUCK? You crazy bitch get off!
Shinigami-cat: It was a dare man… So I have to kiss you man… I hope you don't mind if it's… FRENCH! ;D
Lovino: NO! ANTONIO HELP ME!
Antonio: But Lovino it's a dare and she's too high to remember what's going on…
Before Lovino can say anything Shinigami-cat crashes their lips together. Lovino lets out a muffled yelp and Shinigami-cat quickly slips in her tongue. She quickly maps out Lovino's mouth. Suddenly Shinigami-cat pulls back.
Shinigami-cat: I like have the strongest craving for tomatoes like right now… Man you look like a tomato Lovi… can I like eat you?
slasher360: (pulls Shinigami-cat off Lovino) That was weird.
*ghost appears* I dare :D England to make scones for everyone and for everyone to eat them *+_+ including himself* and then, take a day to watch nothing but the Food Network on TV.
Lovino: Crap I thought I killed her.
Alfred: IT'S A GHOST!
Arthur: Good I just made a fresh batch today.
Everyone: NOOOOOOOO!
Arthur: Stiff upper lip. Go on eat up everyone.
Everyone: (Picks up scone, takes a bite and vomits into the nearest bin/bucket/pot plant… Except Arthur).
NekoNekoRamenchan: (takes Arthur to a room to watch the Food network)
I dare America to have an awesomely EPIC arm-wrestling match (with Prussia) :D with epic theme music!
Shinigami-cat: Sweet! (Eye of the tiger starts to play)
Gilbert & Alfred: (start to arm-wrestle)
slasher360: This could take a while… NEXT!
ANNNNNNNDDDDDD...I dare Canada to kiss Belgium! ^_^ idk...
Matthew: (kisses Bella on the cheek. He's still a little drunk from before)
OKAY...BAIZ *floats off to the twilight zone*
Shinigami-cat: I wanna do that too! Why does my mouth taste like tomatoes? (no longer high)
Lovino: No reason… SHUT UP!
Matthew: The next one's from inmybasement
Gilbert: You know I am ;D
I really this story! :D
Shinigami-cat: So do I… On with the dares!
I can think of a dare... I dare Germany to lick Romano's curl! ;D
Lovino: FUCK YOU ALL! FUCK YOU WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SAND PAPERIE.
slasher360: But that would hurt… a lot…
Lovino: Whole point dumb ass.
Shinigami-cat: LOL I'm gonna tape this ;D
Lovino: Like hell you are.
Ludwig: (tired of Lovino's constant bitching grabs Lovino and quickly licks Lovino's curl)
Lovino: CHIGI! PERVERT! PERVERTED POTATO BASTARD!
Shinigami-cat: Damn… that was too quick.
Gilbert: That's what she said.
lol I know I'm kind of a perv.
Lovino: YOU THINK?
Shinigami-cat: I wonder where Ivan and Francis are now. They haven't been around for most of the chapter. (Ivan walks back into the room with a smile and Francis limps back into the room. Francis sits on a pillow and whimpers)... LOL! FRANCIS GOT RAPED XD
Yao: The next dare is from Daughter of Zeus007
Truth- Ask Someone (don't care who) who they would want to sleep with and why (could be all 3 author's or a hetalian characteR)
Shinigami-cat: slasher360! Answer the question!
slasher360: Fine but you and NekoNekoRamenchan have to too.
Shinigami-cat: Fine… But it has to be biased around Hetalia… I would choose… Ivan.
Everyone: … O.O… WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Ivan: You want to become one with mother Russia?
Shinigami-cat: (shrugs) I'm a sadistic bitch who likes a challenge. (evil smirk) It would fun to watch him scream and cry out in pain as I run a scalpel on the underside of his-
Ivan: Maybe not a good idea…
NekoNekoRamenchan: You are grounded. So I would choose... Kiku, because he his kind and sweet and I just really, really like him (blushing).
Kiku: (blushing)
slasher360: Katyusha… because she has huge tracks of land.
Ivan: (evil smile) Stay away from my sister or else.
slasher360: …Okay.
Dare- Try and Steal Hungary's frying pan/ camera
NekoNekoRamenchan: FRANCIS! You go!
Francis: Fine… it's not like it hurts when I walk or anything.
Sneaks over to Elizaveta who is talking to Shinigami-cat about yaoi, reaches for the camera when he gets hit in the face by a frying pan. Elizaveta is just that ninja.
Dare- I dare Liechtenstein to try to turn on Italy or Japan
Lilly: Big brother what does that mean?
Vash: (blocks Lilly's ears and walks out the door)
slasher360: The dare can't be completed because Vash has removed Lilly from the game… why didn't you shoot them?
Shinigami-cat: prucan. PruCan. PRUCAN!
slasher360: … Oh… that's why…
Feliciano: Ve~ the next one is from Cinth
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey *-*
NekoNekoRamenchan: ^_^
I have some truths and dares to yooooou~
Shinigami-cat: Obviously… Can someone please tell me why I can taste tomatoes?
Lovino: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
First: Romano, you'll have to say a love declaration to Antonio without saying any curse :3
Lovino: Fuck…
Shinigami-cat: No cursing Lovi~
Antonio: She's right Lovi~ ^^
Lovino: Fuck… Fine… Antonio… I… I… L… Lov… ILOVE YOU!
Antonio: So cute. I love you too!
Second: France will have to eat Iggy's food (BWAHAHAHAHA)
Francis: So not only was I raped at the beginning of this, I have to eat Arthur's cooking too?
Arthur: (pissed) Just eat these fish and chips.
Francis: (sighs and takes a bite of the fish before running over to the nearest bin/bucket/pot plant)
Third: Mattie will have to make a strip (you can keep your boxers)
(BWAHAHAHAHAHA 2)
Shinigami-cat: Mattie doing a strip tease? (gets a camera and starts filming with Elizaveta)
Matthew: Maple… (Quickly strips down to his boxers and sits back down)
Shinigami-cat: LAME!
Fourth: Ivan, I want you to suffer a little (you hurt one of the hosts
D:) so, I dare you kiss Belarus (if she's not there, CALL HER ò_ó)
Ivan: He would not have suffered if he just became one with me… I will not kiss my sister.
Shinigami-cat: (on the phone to Natalia) So he wants to kiss you… I believe so… You know my address silly… Okay bye ^^
Five second later Natalia smashed through the wall and slams Ivan into a wall knocking him out cold. Natalia kisses him anyway.
Natalia: Now we can become one big brother.
Ivan: …
slasher360: Well he hasn't objected. Have fun Natalia.
Natalia: (drags Ivan away)
Fifth: America, to disgust of all, you can say all reasons why you are the hero in 30 minutes (that's my dare to ALL the country's, bwahahahahaha 3)
Shinigami-cat: (Puts in ear plugs) Have fun Alfred
Half an hour later
Everyone: Please shut him up…
ooooooook that's it *-*
Shinigami-cat: Nice to talk to you ^^
*real Cínthia burts in* WHAT THE HELL? WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?
*fake Cínthia runs* buy people, Arthur and Mattie, I love yooou ~
Arthur: O.O
Matthew: O.O… sweet maple.
NekoNekoRamenchan: Last one for now from Luna-Hailfire62
Tino has to sit in Berwald's lap for the remainder of the game. If either have to get up, Berwald has to carry Tino bridal style.
Tino: (sits in Berwald's lap) Hi… Su-san…
Berwald: Cute…
Shinigami-cat: What to do now… Whoever tells me why my mouth tastes like tomatoes gets killed last.
Everyone: O.O
slasher360: You ate a tomato when you were high?