Heyy its Isobelle here is chapter 4 of 15 ways bella swan should have died!!!!!…..poor Bella…..NOT!
Disclaimer : I don't own anything.
Sorry I haven't updated in awhile hope you like the new addition. Lol
BPOV
(IN THIS ONE THEY ARE ALL HUMAN!)
"Bella when are you ever going to learn that shoes are GOD!!" my best friend Alice exclaimed.
"NO THEY AREN'T, ROBERT PATTINSON CHESTHAIR IS GOD!" I screamed in her face.
"WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. SAY. DID. YOU. JUST. DISS. SHOES?"
"MAYBE I DID!" I yelled again. I probably should have not said that because Alice was starting to turn a strange shade of purple.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Alice said as she started grabbing shoes and throwing them at me. Then she grabbed her Dolce and Gabbana boots and started hitting me with them.
"YOU WILL TAKE THAT COMMENT BACK!!!" She said, still hitting me.
"NOOOOO ROBERT PATTINSON CHESTHAIR IS THE BOMB! IF KRISTEN STEWART LIKES IT THEN I DO!" I shouldn't have said that, she might find out my secret.
"WHAT?" she screetched
"YOU ARE KRISTEN STEWART AREN'T YOU?!?!?!" Alice yelled.
Dammit.
"DIEEEEE" she said while hitting me still. "I HATE KRISTEN STEWART SHE IS A BAD ACTOR WITH NO FACIAL EXPRESSIONS!! AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!" She said still hitting me.
APOV
She deserved to die kristen stewart is a bad actor.
I kept hitting her until she fainted I checked her pulse but it wasn't there. Dammit I killed her…
"ROSE COME HELP ME BURY BELLA'S BODY!!!"