The Shittenou remembered the last time they encountered Sasquatch and they remembered it did not end so well. They then decided they couldn't let their honor get tainted like that and they decided to pay the Squatch another visit.
They went to the forest they originally found Sasquatch and set up camp.
They spread out to all four corners of the forest and made posts to find Sasquatch.
"No signs of Big Foot here," said Zoisite into his walkie-talkie.
"Same," said Nephrite.
"No Big Foot over here either," said Kunzite.
"This is dumb," Zoisite blurted out. "Us encountering Sasquatch last time was just a coincidence. Just a fluke. Some people search for Sasquatch their whole lives and never meet him, we're lucky enough to find him once."
"I agree with Zoisite" said Kunzite.
"Oh surprise, surprise" barked Nephrite.
"Jadeite agrees too!" yelled Zoisite. "Right, Jed?"
There was no response from Jed's walkie-talkie.
"Jed?"
Suddenly they heard his walkie-talkie turn on.
"JED!?"
"Don't worry boys," said Jadeite. "I was just brushing my teeth."
Everyone sighed in relief.
"Hey, who are you?" he suddenly demanded. "NO GET OFF ME AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
Jadeite's walkie-talkie went to static.
The other three Shittenou rushed to Jadeite's post. All that remained was Jadeite's uniform and Melvin doing Beyblade tricks on it.
"SASQUATCH!" howled Nephrite.
He ran into Sasquatch's cave and kicked down the door.
Sasquatch turned around and revealed he was holding Jadeite's corpse in his big meaty hands.
"You're gonna pay for this!" barked Nephrite.
He ran up and threw a punch but Sasquatch saw it coming a mile away and dodged.
Nephrite threw several blows but they all missed too.
Sasquatch finally dropped Jadeite's corpse and slugged Nephrite so hard he was no more.
Zoisite and Kunzite finally caught up and gasped.
"RIP." said Zoisite.
Kunzite and Zoisite charged like a bunch of wildmen and Sasquatch slapped Zoisite away but Kunzite tackled him to the floor.
Zoisite died before he even hit the floor.
Kunzite and Sasquatch tumbled on the floor for 20 minutes, but Kunzite ran out of breath and when we went to exhale Sasquatch saw the opening and finished off Kunzite with one punch.
Queen Beryl entered her throne room and saw a note sitting on her throne.
"Going out to fight Sasquatch - XOXO the Shittenou"
"No!" shrieked Beryl.
Beryl entered Sasquatch's cave and kicked down the door.
Sasquatch turned around holding Kunzite and Zoisite's corpses.
"YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!" howled Beryl and she spawned a giant crystal and hurled it at the beast, all while shrieking.
Sasquatch caught the crystal and shattered it in his big meaty hands.
One of the shards stabbed Beryl and she fell over.
Beryl was down but not out so she stood up and fired an eternal sleep attack.
Sasquatch blocked it with his arms and then backhanded Beryl to heck and she was never seen again.