The New Pip

Description: Damien's given Pip a new look - but why?

A/N: This is less disturbing than my LAST Dip fic - I found it lying in my South Park fics folder, and I tweaked it (it's stupid how much I want to squeal and laugh when I see that word XD) and... here it is! Huzzah! ENejoy, and please review ( thank you to Luner Hale, ChristyWinchester101, CaffinatedAddict, EmoWithASpork, Dani Dreadful and Luckystar27 for reviewing on previous chapters- makes me tres tres happy ^^)

Pip walked down towards the school, glancing around nervously. He pulled on the hem of his new shirt, and stared down at his shoes. The events of last night played through his head.

*flashback*

"You know Pip" Damien said, staring into space and threading his hands through Pip's hair, as if the blonde was a cat. "As much as I adore your English clothing, you need a new wardrobe."

Pip stared at his best friend quizzically. He looked down at his white dress shirt and brown3-quarter lengths, his knee high white socks and smart black shoes. He looked back up at the noirette.

"Well, why would I ever need to?" he asked.

Damien looked around at his room, all black and red with various dark, gory and Satanic posters, seemingly deep in thought. His eyes darted to his black, gothic style wardrobe, and then he looked at Pip.

"You hang around with the Antichrist. I have an image to uphold. And you could do with a new one too. Come on, I'll lend you some of my clothes." Damien stood up, forcibly pulling Pip up by his wrist and promptly undressing the boy, ignoring all protests as he searched for more clothes.

*end flashback*

And so now Pip was walking down South Park's streets, in black skinny jeans and a black top with a bleeding Satanist motif and black converses. Heck, Damien had even managed to put some sort of black tips to his hair, which he now couldn't get rid of. When Pip looked up, he saw Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny all stood at the bus stop.

"Bollocks." Pip swore under his breath, turning his head down and to the side so he was staring away from them.

"Do what I would do." Damien's words flashed through his mind. Pip wondered for a minute what Damien would do; after all the Antichrist had most probably never been in this situation – the British pussy suddenly turned emo. Didn't seem likely. So he acted out what Damien would do if he walked past anyone – he took long confident strides, hands in his pockets, a slight scowl on his face. Really, he felt ridiculous, but worth a try he decided.

"Oh look at Pip." He heard Cartman sneer. "Trying to act all tough now are we Frenchie?" This statement was followed by a lot of giggling.

Pip, in a spur of the moment, what-would-Damien-do act, glared at Cartman and the gang viciously. Stan and Kenny both looked mildly surprised; Kyle wasn't paying attention because he was trying to lecture Cartman, who was just looking at Pip like he was crazy.

Pip was starting to regret his choice of action, but decided he should stick to the new attitude he had adorned.

"Piss off." Pip said, before walking off muttering "Dickheads..."

When he was far enough away Pip wrung his hands together nervously. He was pretty sure he was gonna get punched up really badly for that. Even so, he quite liked how it felt to finally stick up to Cartman. He could really see why Damien was so mean to everyone.

He carried on without further incident; when the bus drove past Cartman was glaring at him, though he got a sympathetic look from Kyle. Pip took a page from Craig's book and flipped Cartman off, causing the boy to look even more pissed off. Again, the British blonde grimaced to himself.

He came up to the school gates, where Damien was waiting for him.

"Hello Damien." Pip greeted.

"Well your manner hasn't changed at all. You're still nice as ever. I thought I said toughen up..."

"I told Cartman to piss off. And I flipped him off. I followed your instructions and now I'm gonna get put in hospital." Pip said defensively. "And it'll ruin your favourite top too..."

"Speaking of your new look – you look hot. Gotta say I love this new you." Damien said, almost as if it was the most normal thing to say. Pip went red.

"Uh... thanks? I-I guess..." Pip flustered. He heard Damien chuckle slightly, which just made him more uncomfortable. Damien chuckling was usually a very bad thing; it was a very dark, disturbing sound and usually accompanied by an evil, rather creepy grin showing off his sharp canines that were almost vampire teeth.

"That blush makes you look even hotter. Especially when you make that cute little frowny face." Damien chuckled again.

"I-if Cartman hears you..."

"Fuck Cartman, he can't touch me. Or you. You're mine Pipsqueak. And with this new look, it doesn't look totally ridiculous if I do this..." Damien growled, roughly pulling a surprised Pip into a kiss. The blonde made a small squeak of surprise, but didn't resist. Damien broke the kiss, and pulled Pip alongside him by his wrist.

"Come on, let's set Cartman on fire." He said, an evil delight evident in his voice. Pip did his best to chuckle darkly.

"Oh yes, let's." He replied, now running close by Damien, their hands still loosely holding as they set out to give Cartman what he deserved.

A/N: Words: 852

Short but hey. I had this random idea when I myself was walking down town, in my rather gothic outfit, when the popular kids from my school popped up and teased me as they walked by. I skipped the 'piss off' stage and simply flipped them. I think Pip would look cute as an emo/goth.

I'd love to see a fan-art of that actually, emo Pip. That would be ADORABLE ^^

And Cartman totally deserves to be set on fire. Fat bastard.

Well, I gotta go! See you peeps later. Remember, reviews appreciated!

PS: I JUST GOT THE ORIGINAL OMEN BOOK :D:D:D (it smells of old bookstores... I love that smell...) Ahem. Bye #^^#