Fuck this, I seem to have ruined the story with the last four (After the last two) reviews…
Hell, I don't even know how to write 'being aggressive.'
But I guess that I have to start somewhere…
Those last four reviews… ouch…. Ok, from when I read them, that is… most likely when I post this chapter, there will have been an all manner of unholy events that will have happened in my life to screw up me getting this out. Most likely, a large amount of time will have passed because of it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or Warhammer 40K… If I did, then people in those worlds would actually be a lot more passive, apparently.
About Naruto getting ass handed to him twice by the same three boys.
They ARE older than him, not just first years. If you read the last chapter properly, then you will have noted the fact that the whole SCHOOL goes on this thing EVERY year, as a whole.
The boys who attack Naruto actually know how to use chakra, and have actual Taijutsu training.
Do they all dish out stuff like that in the first year? Not likely. Hell, they had an Inuzuka in the group, who knew how to channel chakra into their own body to improve their attack power…
Naruto fighting back, and the lack of? If you where poked for… three seconds and the 'wound' heals… would you complain? Especially when you have had worse pain 'Growing'?
About 'Named after her mother', I forget to write words, AS I write them. It's a problem, I know, and it doesn't go away at all. So sue me for being dumb. Just assume I wrote "His last name was his mother's family name." and we'll forget that ever happened.
Sarutobi and his work… He is old. He also doesn't know what the hell is gonna happen with the boy whose Skeleton seems to grow fast. For all he knows, giving the boy muscle might cause the bones to break out of the skin…
Actually, that sounds like a Fatality from Mortal Combat.
Itachi… graduating when Naruto is two?
Last I remember reading in the Manga, Sasuke was just beginning to go into the Academy when Itachi was in his final year.
Wasn't Itachi known first off as the guy who shot through the ranks to ANBU in a year, before murdering his clan?
And for me being too scared to make Naruto powerful?
'Naruto throws a punch at Orochimaru, thus ending the tyranny of the Snake Sannin.'
OPedness like this sucks. But if you all really need it, then why the hell doesn't Naruto just… hmmmm…
*Re-writes the whole fucking story again…*
How's that for aggressive?
Sorry about that… I snapped for no apparent reason and was contemplating leaving FF altogether.
Blame that NINJA DEATH T user. Never should have told him in RL what my FF name was… Call him douche bag. He calls it to everyone else in RL…
Who the fuck cares if I am a bad story planner, or thinker… Or too fucking passive for my own fucking good?
Opps…snapped again.
I can almost see the spaces being eaten up again by the upload and publishing process as I write this, too. I add the spaces, but they disappear once I'm gone. I guess I'll just have to take away most of the cannon shit that is around… because without cannon, where the hell is the original story plot that makes the whole thing awesome in the first place… might as well go and rename the characters and make my own story and place it in 40K instead, eh?
Snapped for a third time… Ok, I might have a problem here…
Ending author's notes, before I get scary.
Ps: The codex I have for the implants is one of the editions of 'Chapter approved', which happened to have the process of becoming a space marine within it…
And… Oh, I have a very funny omake I have to share with you all…
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Gai, the hero of Konoha, Kyuubi's bane.
As the Kyuubi set forth against the village, the Fourth Hokage looked across to his trusted ninja, all of them.
Amongst them, Maito Gai stood at the ready, a thumbs-up aimed at the young Hokage.
"Look… Gai, save it for Kyuubi, Ok?" The Fourth said…
"WITH UTTERMOST PLEASURE, MY MOST YOUTHFUL HOKAGE! I SHALL SHOW THE KYUUBI MY FIRES OF YOUTH!"
Somehow… that one event changed things beyond recognition, as when the battle against the Kyuubi came to pass, The Hokage was preparing the Shiki Fuin, when Maito Gai came out of the Foliage and Charged at the Kyuubi.
"THE FIRES OF YOUTH SHINE BRIGHTLY IN ME!" He shouted at the top of his lungs, tears coming out of his eyes as a sunset with a crashing wave appeared behind him while he gave the Kyuubi a thumbs-up…
The Shine on his teeth, as he smiled, blinded the Kyuubi, and it roared in mental pain, as the Kyuubi simply erased its own chakra, in order to get away from such an awful sight.
Therefore, Maito Gai became the new hero of Konoha, having defeated the Kyuubi no Kitsune, an entirely dangerous Chakra entity, a force of nature itself, with a simple look before he was even able to attack it.
Subsequently, every single Shinobi Nation surrounding Konoha surrendered in advace, not ever wanting to fight him.
Period.
He had become bigger than the Yellow Flash, and replaced him as Hokage.
Thus was the ruination of the world and such an awesome storyline…
Right, now for the story…
Genetic Indifference.
Chapter three. Premature revelations, and a change in attitude.
Naruto sat at the retractable table in the small one man apartment, it being the replacement that the Hokage had waiting for just an occasion as this. Many 'heads rolled' when the Old Man had discovered what had happened, and he was glad he had thought of such an eventuality… actually, this was one of the emergency housing units for refugees and other civilians in a time of crisis, but that did not matter.
All Naruto needed to do was get a new apartment… most probably one supplied by the Hokage, seeing as it was the residents of the village that destroyed his last one. There was also the unfortunate fact that some of the members responsible for the arsonist actions against Naruto's old apartment were not caught yet. Even normal Civilians are capable of evading Ninja, especially with a council secretly backing them. But what was the boy doing now?
Playing that 'Scroll' game. It was hard. Very hard. As usual. And it was getting noticeably harder to even survive in such a thing.
Almost like it 'evolved' whenever he gained the upper hand.
So he left it on the table and lay down on the couch… what the hell would one do right now, especially with a massive headache?
Well, there was always eating something… Or maybe a run around the village?
He cringed, remembering how he came across that thought. He had seen a man in a green leotard racing a man with a headband over one eye… Such a green suit should not even exist, and he knew that if that guy had students, at least one would get brainwashed by the man, and probably wear the same stuff… The man was even shouting about some thing, like, 'The fires of youth' or some other weird stuff.
Naruto promised himself to knock the boy over the back of the head to see if that would fix him, the teachers usually did that to him whenever he tried to work in class… it always made him think from a different angle, actually.
That happens all the time when you get a sudden shock from the back of the head. It make's you lose your thought process of the time… like when he kept getting other pains from simply getting older. Yes, there was still things happening within the boy's body that does not happen in a normal child when growing up. It always had, and by the looks of things… Always will. At least all that head tapping the teachers did was helping him and his concentration skills for working under pressure.
It annoyed Naruto even more than the pain did… for a moment, Naruto wondered if this was what the old man Hokage was going through by getting older from age as well…
He laughed, imagining himself as an old man, walking into the office and calling the Hokage an old man as well… Naruto cringed, the pains getting to him again. He then noted that it was being focused on select points of his body.
His head, at the base of the skull. It was like someone was jabbing a spike into the back of his head.
His chest, next to his heart. How he could tell, even eh did not know, but he knew. Again, it was like the head pain.
Then there was… his spine? Again? Well, the whole thing was on fire, and it was really getting to him, beyond reason, because it was his spine.
It is where the nerves run along. Translation = It hurt a lot more.
He laid back on the bed next to the table, it being the only seating nearby that he could use. There where no chairs.
He waited out the pain, adapting his senses to it, just like every other time.
School wouldn't be until three days… Oh, how he wanted something to do right now… that didn't involve thought.
"Ah, what the hell, it can't hurt any further…" He said to himself, and got up and left the emergency residency unit, locking it on his way out, and went for a run around the village.
By the time he got back, he realized that he was kinda out of shape, and would need to get better with things. Three laps of Konoha does that.
Plus, when the Green clad man with a bowl cut hair-style and anime tears streaking down his face passed Naruto at least four hundred times in a row, it got a little… depressing.
Maybe that guy lived to circle konoha on a constant basis, and wasn't really human?
Within the dark and dank corridors of the blond's mindscape, Kyuubi observed a readout of information on the boy's body.
According to the plan, the added and 'new' implant was going to take time… a lot of time.
It would still be going, even a little after every other process was complete. Most likely, it wouldn't be complete until every other process was finished anyway, and then some. Possibly would be always growing, or adapting, by the looks of things.
As for what the implant would be doing?
Well, apparently, the Scientist adepts that where making him had gathered gene-seed information from even the variant Chapters, and taken what was beneficial to them and leaving out the dead end mutations that got nowhere.
Right now, the effectiveness of all the Implants that Naruto would ever be getting was being improved, the better genetic material now altering the current implants for what could easily be known as… 'More cans of kickass'. On further inspection, he found it was creating certain glands that where going to regulate and balance all the implants so chemical therapy maintenance the normal Marines would have had to go through to keep on going was now no longer necessary.
The Kyuubi chuckled… before stopping abruptly… This possibly meant that this boy might just be considered a Primarch, now… He couldn't tell whether that was good or bad…
Either case, Naruto would be changing the world, big time.
The Kyuubi laughed… now this information was coming in quickly, and it was getting so funny…
He wondered if there was one that allowed the implants to be carried along the generations, through birth, instead of long implantation procedure.
'Fat chance' as Tora the cat would meow.
'Now… when is that Sus-an Membrane going to finish…' Kyuubi mused in his mind, checking those results as well, and decided to go rummaging around the boy's memories to see if the implant was ruining his memory.
What he found was… well, it made him wonder if the boy would ever use his 'gift' to it's fullest.
Anyone could see the boy didn't have that much of an aggressive nature… actually, he seemed to lack one. The boy was almost a pacifist. He didn't like this. A lack of aggression for a ninja would mean copious amounts of fail, and not just in the fighting department. Motivation wise, this meant the boy would not have a reason to do anything, and that was just bad. A Primarch with no objective?
Epic Fail.
Kyuubi smirked… oh, he could change that one, easily! "Hypnotherapy and useful, ironic suggestion to the rescue!!!"
The class waited in their seats, for the teacher… Ok, so there was also the case of a missing blond haired student, but that didn't matter. Sure, he was big, just as big as his heart, but none really cared.
No one cared about the boy, despite the fact that he was a kind person.
When you're young, arrogance tends to follow. Especially when most are just simply focused on becoming ninja.
So, when two figures entered the classroom, they all expected the teacher and the notably late and mostly always sick student, known as Uzumaki.
Not another support teacher.
Kenso roared over the class, making sure to let them all be seated, and everything was quiet.
"Now… Everyone, I would like to introduce Umino Iruka, an assistant teacher for our classes this year."
"Good morning, Iruka-sensei." The class greeted him. As for Iruka?
He was still staring at the man he had just heard roar like an animal, and was mildly impressed at how he handled the students. His brown hair was tied back in a ponytail, keeping it out of the way, and his eyes where black. He had a defining scar over his nose. He was also definitely a Chunin, his vest showing its full colors.
"U-um… Hello, class… Anyone know how Kenso-san just did that?" He asked, before hearing a muffled groan from behind the doorway. Kenso walked past him, saying "I might teach you that tactic later, for we got class work to teach." And he opened the door to let in a student that was called Uzumaki Naruto.
Kyuubi brat for short, despite the boy's height being anything but.
"Sorry I'm late, Kenso-sensei… had problems again. Someone blew up my apartment." The boy said, and Iruka widened his eyes. The Kyuubi brat had his apartment blown up?
By who? They could have killed people doing that! Sure, the boy wasn't a problem, but other people?
As for the students, a couple of them snickered at his 'fake' excuse, unaware that it was actually the truth.
Kenso simply said, "Well, get inside then and take a seat. I'm sure Iruka-sensei will introduce himself to you later." And the boy went inside, obviously having a massive headache. He also seemed to have chest pain… and back pain. But it disappeared eventually, and he was fine.
As for Naruto, he was glad that the whole head-chest-back pain thing only happened for a set amount of time each day, before being fine.
It almost made the other pains easily bearable, having the sensitivity taken down.
"Well, lets get things straight for this year's curriculum. You're going to be doing physical conditioning," This got the guy's interested. Free gym pass? Cool. "More textbook work," This got the class groaning, wondering if they would ever escape such a thing. "And, you get to learn Chakra Channeling 101. The leaf exercise." This was met with cheer, even from the seemingly unwell boy in the corner of the room.
Channeling chakra would be awesome.
"In fact, we're going to be doing it right now! Everyone, get into a line and get ready for a test, we will show a demonstration and then you get to try it out!" Kenso stated, like a games show host.
"Iruka-san, if you will?" He gestured to the young man next to him, and Iruka whipped out a leaf and balanced it upon a bare forehead, because he had taken his headband down a little for space.
Within a second, it was spinning upon his forehead, no assistance sighted.
He was using pure charka control.
The class simply had the whole 'ohhh…. Ahhh…' situation going on, as they watched.
Then, everyone lined up, and it became a contest to see who could perform the test with ease. Many failed to even make it budge, with the select few clan members getting it to move a little.
Shino was the one to make the most movement, claiming it was because of practice with his hive that got him to need it the way it was. Many students 'ewwed' that piece of information away, and Iruka shook his head. Those students would not make it to chunin.
As for Naruto? Well, after the explanation of how to perform the leaf spinning exercises, he had spied a leaf sitting on the floor of the classroom, obviously from someone's shoes earlier that morning. He picked it up, and tried it out himself, getting nowhere.
Luckily, he was the last to go, seeing as Uzumaki was alphabetically last, but he still only got it budging about three millimeters, that was counted only as the wind.
It sucked having an Uchiha right next to you, having already done the little test, and deciding to put you down a notch, even when you're much better.
Then again, Naruto wasn't from a clan, was he…
Running along, Naruto looked to the rest of the students in the group. They had been running laps for the better part of an hour, and they where damned tired.
Who would have known that the man in charge of physical conditioning was such a sadist and slave driver? Well, Second grade in the Ninja Academy knows now…
Looking about, he noted that the Clan members like the Inuzuka branch members and the Uchiha branch members weren't having as much trouble… but Shino was. Just like Naruto. Although, the unusually broad and tall boy noted that his muscles developed quicker than any other student among them.
Well, this was actually week three of the school year, and our 'little' Naruto was finding the physical exercises to be getting definitely harder, but oddly easier.
He wasn't sure how it was physically possible, but there it was. That's how he was finding it. Well, now that the library was open to all second year students, including Naruto, he might be able to go and look up the definition, should he so wish.
Looking ahead, the boy noted a trap upon the ground. Simply a string attached to something in the bushes. Trap-making had started for the second graders, and brought with it the skill of trap-finding.
Naruto jumped over it, which was more like a simple higher step for him. He could see it easy.
The student behind him, however, didn't. He didn't have the enhanced eyes that could see ANBU grade ninja wire, a feat in itself to even gain, let alone see.
He also didn't know to jump, and instead tripped, activating the trap and getting himself sprayed with pink ink, marking him as a 'casualty'.
Was it mentioned that this was a 'survival-race'?
No, but in the Ninja Academy, you always had to expect the unexpected. Naruto mused that if he had decided to go around wearing orange and not read up on things, he might have been the boy who was walking off the course right now, the first to go…
So he continued along, his muscles straining and he was gaining on the boy in front of him, by taking longer steps.
Easy… too easy. It was when he noted the rest of the traps. And he dodged them. An odd feeling came over him, as he realized something. He was going all out, quite fast for his age, yet not that fast as to tire himself out, but when he was looking at the traps ahead, things where slow moving like he was walking.
Oh, right… everything seems to be going slow when he had the danger thought in his mind. Naruto had just figured out how to slow things down around him, otherwise known as speeding up one's perception.
To everyone else, it appeared that his reaction time and perception increased quite dramatically. That was surprising. Naruto was then hit by a pressure plate hidden in the ground quite well, triggering a paint bomb, effectively putting him out of the race. It seemed that it was the higher grade students that had set the traps, killing two birds with one stone. The higher grades perfect their trap skills, and the lower grades learn how to evade them. Unlucky for Naruto, he had sprung one made by one Uchiha Itachi, a student in his final year, and a genius in every ninja art there was. He would be graduating this year, no doubt.
Naruto was the second last in the race, surprizingly, Shino ahead of him.
That's when they all realized, as the teachers praised the Aburame, that the said boy had actually walked.
Because of that, no traps could really get him, and the other racers got themselves 'killed' faster because they ran. Had they thought of that before, there would have been the need for more difficult traps, and much harsher rules. Irronically, Itachi's trap would have been sprung anyway.
As of now, Shino won the round by using a simple method.
Why run when you can walk?
Naruto nodded to the Aburame, and the Aburame nodded back. Up next… they had Trapmaking lessons… Something that Naruto was starting to like.
His headache still pounding again, Naruto wrote down each and every mechanical part to a bear trap that could ever be used to make a better item to trap something else… yeah, this was a 'think up some random shit for yourselves' lesson, just after they had finished listening to a lecture on what traps and Ambushes where.
Trap: A device or tactic intended to harm, capture, detect, or inconvenience a human or animal intruder, an animal pest, or game.
Ambush: A long established Military tactic, in which the aggressors (The Ambushing force) use concealment to attack a passing enemy. Ambushers strike from concealed positions, such as among dense underbrush or behind hilltops. Ambushes have been used consistently throughout history, even in the times before the forming of the Hidden Shinobi Villages. An ambush predator is an animal which uses similar tactics to capture prey, without the difficulty and wasted energy of a chase.
To ambush is to steal/destroy property, or to capture/kill people/ a person.
Well, that was just what the words where, but Naruto could garner enough to know that he might have a natural affinity for such an art, as he was able to place things in such a way that he could even get the teachers with a well placed trap…
Actually, he managed to get the young assistant teacher, Iruka, with an eraser, chalked up heavily.
Said man was not happy about that. He was also expecting something more… demonic.
Back to what Naruto was doing, he finished his little page on traps, ambushes and the bear trap mess around, and handed it in, going to the back of the class again. He always sat up back, because no one could hit him in the back of the head with anything. So, as the class finished up, he looked out the window, still remaining silent for the moment…
Why?
Because it was one of those days, where everything just goes quiet. Real quiet.
Even Kenso-sensei was quiet, unless he was in lecture mode. Afterall, it was Friday afternoon, when everyone could not wait for the weekend.
Then the bell went, and people left the room, ready to go home. Naruto headed for the library instead, deciding to do some reading on random subjects. He found a random subject about inner voices, and the fact that they are either a separate identity to one's self, like locked away emotions, or an actual sealed spirit, if there was a seal upon one's body anywhere… He decided to drop that subject, it seemed a little too weird, and went for a different one.
He found one on basic seals, like storage seals and explosive seals. That sounded….interesting.
He started reading, even going so far as to borrow it from the library and go home to continue reading it. He placed it in his bag as he left, and walked home. On his way home, however, things didn't go as planned.
"Look who it is, guys… it's that brat who doesn't die, even in a fire!" One villager said, pointing out Naruto on the road. He had gone home, only to find it wasn't there…
Oh right… it got burnt down, much to the Third Hokage's annoyance. So, he had then walked along to his current residence, but was spotted by some villagers… He reminded himself to point these guys out as the arsonists that damaged Konoha property to the Hokage later on. It's not like these guys could actually do much. Hell, Naruto was tall already. Then there was the quick healing factor, and the fact that these guys only really tried to beat him up with bats, fists and broken chairs and stuff…
They didn't have much in the way of weapons. That meant they couldn't really kill him. So, he feared not, for pain was simply an illusion to him.
A smell came across his nose, and he smelt heavy amounts of Sake… Like, it was practically rolling off these guys. They were intoxicated arsonists. Nice.
"Maybe a pitch fork or three might help him?" Said another, and Naruto realized that these guys where armed… with pitch forks.
'Running time!' he said to himself, and took off quickly, wanting to get out of there quite fast. Running around into the next alleyway to loose the pursuers, he found there was a drug deal happening right there… in front of him. Wow, talk about unlucky for the day. He had just stumbled upon the darker side of Konoha. He made another note to his mental note pad, to also inform the Hokage about the 'Illegal Drugs in Konoha' issue, and one of the locations that he had just found.
"You know what? Forget the drugs, man… I got a better idea… let's get the demon brat!" One of the men stated in the alley way, obviously a buyer…
"Good idea." Said the dealer, and pulled out a sword… oh, nice… The man was a Ronin, most probably wanted. Naruto took a few steps back, before realizing that there were three men with pitchforks behind him.
"Oh… Um… Talk about unlucky." He stated, looking at both parties in front of him, and behind him.
"Oh, unlucky, alright… demon." Said the drug dealer…
"Geeze! Why do you keep calling me that? Why does everyone keep calling me that?" He asked… actually… this was the first time he asked it. The drug dealer smiled…
"Hehe… well, seeing as they're still finding me and already have a 'Kill on Sight' order with me, I might as well tell you…" said the drug dealer.
"Tell me what?" the boy asked, raising an eyebrow, making sure to keep as much distance from either party for as long as possible. "Who are you?"
"Me? I'm just a passing Ronin, 'Blade the Impaler'!" Said the Ronin drug dealer, striking a pose, Naruto and the rest of the group looking at the man like he was stupid. He raised his sword into the air for emphasis, and the sword shone black, like midnight blue… Ok, so he may actually have some power there.
He then pointed the sword at the blond, announcing, "And you have the Kyuubi in you, demon, it was sealed away by the fourth Hokage when you where born so he could kill it! He died before he could, so we're gonna' do that for him, and then I won't have a bounty on my head anymore! I'LL BE A HERO!"
Naruto just stood there, eyebrow raised… "You know, I've heard a lot of bullshit from teachers who wanted to sabotage my education quite a lot, but that one right there is the cream of the milk… Nice one, man. Can you come up with a better one?" He asked, not believing a single word the man spoke.
"Look, he may not be able to sound convincing, but he's telling the truth, Kyuubi. You are the nine tailed fox, reincarnate. We're gonna' kill you for the damage you did, for all the people you killed, Ok?" said a farmer behind him, his pitchfork at the boy's neck. Damn, how'd he get so close?!
"It's just that Hokage of yours made a Law that forbids us from ever telling the younger generation… Under penalty of death." said the Ronin.
Naruto looked between the two, wondering what they where talking about… then he remembered the fact of his current body structure. It wasn't human… so did that make him human, or a demon?
'You aren't a demon. You're an angel of death.' A voice told him. Great, he just found he has suppressed emotions somewhere. Why? He has a voice in his head, a deep dark voice. That has to mean something, right? Yeah, Naruto was going crazy, that's all! It's a voice, just a voice!
'Yes, I am a voice… I am also the reason you have such a body as it is… and such a mind. I am the experiment, 'Kyubi-9'. Otherwise known as the Nine-Tailed Fox, the King of Demons…' It continued, freaking out the boy. The men in the alley took this as a sign of the demon fearing them, and laughed. Damn, they where telling the truth? That meant that he was not human… but a demon…
'Now, if you think that you are any part demon, in any way, neophyte, I suggest you look at these men, and then compare yourself to them, mentally. Who is the bigger demon? You, who hasn't fought much, if at all, you bloody pansy, or them, the ones who go and corner a boy in an alley way to kill him for no discernable reason…'
The men approached the boy, "He's scared. The demon is scared! Let's kill it while it has that expression!" He shouted, and went to stab the boy in the heart.
Everything went in slow motion for the boy, as the voice talked to him.
'Don't stand there, fight! Show them that you are a demon. One they created!' It said.
'No! Then the Hokage might then have a reason to be mean to me!'
'Really, are you sure? He seems so kind already… despite the fact that he is so old… he can't be mean to you… He seems to already know that you have me in you, but still is kind to you… but these people beyond his control are not!'
'And what will be said if I kill these guys!?'
The dark voice chuckled for a moment. 'Who said you had to kill all of them… maybe make an example, but kill? No… but also, didn't they say that informing you of me would be against the law, punishable by death? Killing them is easily justified.'
'No… that isn't right.' Said the eight year old boy, not wanting to be a mean person.
'Nothing is right. There are some things that must be fought for… like becoming Hokage… You do want to become Hokage, right?'
'Yeah, and show these guys to respect me!...'
There was an obvious air of urgency as the Kyuubi shouted, 'Well then, DEFEND YOURSELF OR DIE, BOY!'
What could Naruto do? He couldn't help himself.
He reacted.
The man pushed his pitchfork to the boy's chest, only to see the boy sidestep him and grab the thing, pulling it free of the man's grip quite easily.
"Hey, demon brat, give that back!" The man shouted.
The Kid simply responded with, "If I am a demon, then I am one that the village has created by sheer negligence. Go fuck a horse, farmer." He stated, and tripped the man quite quickly, causing the other two to attempt to stab the boy as they came to their friend's aid. Naruto saw it in slow motion, deciding to bat away one with the pitch fork, and evade the other. He then ducked as he heard a swooshing of air being cut, and the midnight blue Katana glided overhead, the Ronin taking a swing.
Naruto gave the man a kick to the knee that was blocked with a foot. Naruto rolled away, keeping the pitch fork in front of him as a defense, using it like a makeshift glaive. One of the men was about to attack, but the Ronin got in front of him, "Leave this to me…" He chuckled.
"Nothing can defend against this bitch!" He shouted, swinging the sword in a downwards swing, and Naruto made to block it, only to widen his eyes in shock as the blade cut through it like a hot knife through butter.
Either case, Naruto was now holding two halves of a pitch fork, and that's when the buyer pulled out a Shiruken… fuck, he was a Shinobi!
Naruto saw things yet again in slow motion as he swatted the flying projectile out of the air, attempting to get away. The Shiruken landed into the torso of one of the farmers, and he dropped.
The other two did not look happy. The one who got tripped got up and picked up his 'dead' friend's pitchfork, and they advanced on the boy with murderous intent.
It turned into a cornering action as Naruto found himself against a wall, two halves of a pitchfork in his hands, and beset upon by four armed people. He was panicking… these guys could kill him… especially the Ronin and the Shinobi.
He felt like a cornered animal. Fear is what he felt. He wanted to live, to survive and become Hokage…
'And these guys are in your way… will you become your potential and take action?'
They where getting in closer…
'They corner you like a small animal, as if they should expect that from my work… show them what an animalistic human you can be… Let them see what a cornered beast can do…' it said, giving a very convincing argument.
And Naruto roared. This wasn't just any roar, but a true, animalistic roar, like a tiger, a lion, wolf, fox, or whatever… It was like a true beast, no idea which, like it was all of them in one. That's when they noticed the slightly extended canines in his teeth, and that he was gripping the two halves of the pitchfork like they where… clubs.
Charging forwards towards the Shinobi first, the boy went low, and kicked the man in the shins before he could react, and he bent over in pain of his legs, as Naruto whacked him in the face with the bottom half of the pitchfork, knocking the man three feet up into the air, and hitting the ground in one fluid motion. He was out for the count. Actually, even the wooden shaft of the pitchfork felt that!
One of the farmers took action before the Ronin could blink at the downed Shinobi, and thrust his pitchfork forwards to the boy, hoping to impale the boy, but instead only loosing his pitchfork as the boy whacked his knuckles hard, and the man dropped the thing, before Naruto moved behind him, as the Ronin went to stab the boy and instead got the farmer, killing the man instantly. The other farmer widened his eyes and ran, seeing the Ronin pull the blade free and not even care that he had killed an innocent farmer… quite the hypocrite, eh?
Now the only two conscious people in the alleyway, Naruto and Blade the Impaler stood toe to toe, before the man jumped into the air and swung down, missing naruto as he sidestepped the man and hit the flat edge of the blade with the head piece of the upper pitchfork half, and thrust it quite hard into a wall, trapping the blade right there, as he then sent a kick to the man's nether regions, eliciting a high pitched scream from the man, before Naruto then yelled in the man's ear, "Get a better name, bitch!" before he punched the man on the side of the skull, hard, knocking him into next week.
"You got knocked the FUCK OUT, BITCH!!" Naruto yelled at the man, pointing at his face as he stood over the unconscious Ronin, just as the Hokage arrived with his entourage of ANBU guards…
"Hey, old man… you know there was so much you could have told me, you know… Like the fact that there is this fucking Nine-tailed fox stuck in my head!?" He shouted to the man. Lucky this area was not inhabited at this time of the day, or there would have been much too much trouble to sort out. Either case, for the aged Hokage, he knew one thing.
'Oh, this would be a troublesome explaination.'
Sitting in the Hokage's office, Naruto was speculating what he was just told by the Hokage.
He was not, in fact, a demon, but really just a container. As to his growth, the Hokage had made a theory that it was the demon he held making his prison more 'secure' against attack, as a self preservation policy…
That made him worry about the sanity of most of the inhabitants of the village he was in, and whether or not they where sane to even begin ethnical cleansing against him…
Although, it was a Ninja village, so maybe there where some who might be able to kill him and want to try… he had absolutely no idea if it was true, but still…
It worried him, this insanity of theirs.
As for what this Nine-Tailed Fox was doing to his body, he decided to go and ask the source… to go into his mindscape… Thing was, he didn't know how…
'How the hell will I even be able to ask that furry bastard about what he's doing?' He asked in his mind. It responded, much to Naruto's surprise,
'Maybe you could ask that as well, eh, boy? Or should I say, Neophyte…' It stated.
'Wait… Neo-what?' He asked.
'Neophyte, the title of a person such as yourself… but in the context I'm using it in, it is a trainee or recruit that is going to be, or already has been, trained in combat heavily, and is undergoing genetic and bio augmentation processes…'
'Wait… what?'
'Oh… right… you don't know where I'm actually originally from, hence, you wouldn't understand a single thing I say, would you…' The fox chuckled.
Naruto looked to the analogue clock in the room, and the fact of where the Hokage was.
Said Hokage was in a meeting with the elder council again, about how Naruto had defeated a Ronin with a bounty on his head, earning him some kind of reward.
"Danzo, you will not take him in for any sort of ROOT Emotions training, even with this slight change of attitude in the boy's personality!" The Hokage stated.
"Well, Sarutobi-san, I see no reason then, for him to join the ranks of normal Shinobi, for even you have seen his body build, and it's modifications." Danzo stated.
"Those files are under restricted access, even from you. How did you hear of it?" Sarutobi asked, wanting to know.
"I have my contacts." Danzo stated, calmly.
"ROOT?" Sarutobi stated. Then one of the other council members spoke up, an old lady that was the Hokage's old teammate.
"ROOT was disbanded years ago by your orders, Hiruzen-san, you know they no longer exist." She stated.
"Tell that to Danzo, then." The Hokage replied.
"Enough. Let us get back to the matter at hand. The boy, and the bounty." Hiashi, of the Hyuuga clan stated, a little irate.
"Good idea, Hiashi-san. Naruto-san and the punishment for murder of a villager." Said another council member, a Civilian member.
"Naruto was not in possession of any weapon capable of the wound that villager suffered, Hido-san, the Ronin, 'Blade the Impaler', was. Even the Yaminaka clan can back that. They were present at Ibiki-kun's handy-work." Sarutobi then countered, and parts of the council found itself at a loss of excuses to kill of a Demon Host that would be in service to the village later on, a bad move to be contemplating in the first place.
"Look, Hokage-sama, esteemed council, this is going to get too troublesome of this continues any further. He took down a notable figure in the Konoha Criminal Circuit, a drug lord and Ronin, that had a bounty on his head… Just give him the payment, pat him on the head, and lets get discussing things of a more relevant matter? You dogs who hate the boy have made it far too much of an issue, and everyone else is suffering because of it… What about the whole Security issue with the Sannin and other arising problems in our own circle? It is all too troublesome." Said a very lazy yet smart man, Shikaku of the Nara clan. The bunch of Lazy Geniuses.
He had said quite a lot, and that was saying something. He only said something if it meant something, and so people would listen if he spoke. They then sweat-dropped as he put his head to the table and fell asleep.
The Uchiha clan head then stood up, Fugaku announcing, "Yes, I agree with him. Let us move onto something more… important…"
'I have time. The old man will be in there for hours, with whatever they talk about…' Naruto stated in his mind.
The fox, not one to be surprised, jumped right into the story.
'Ok, kid, there are several universes… or types of existence… Now, the one I am from, is not this one… instead, it is one where mankind has reached beyond the stars, and is technologically superior…. in a sense. But they have no such thing as chakra. They had lost quite a lot of Technology knowledge at some point, due to an unknown amount of war, and were fighting for survival against all sorts of things. Aliens, Mutants, Traitors… you name them… oh, and Daemons… much more sinister than myself. They originated from the fabric of space that makes up every universe… the Warp. Actually, I'm a warp entity… but I'm not sure if that means anything to you, or if it will do anything for you…
At one time, there was this guy, the Emperor, who created twenty enhanced human beings, known as the Primarchs, and was going to go and save the rest of Mankind, but those twenty went missing… So, he got his work and made the first ever Space Marine, the Legion Astartes. He created more, to make an army, and went and took the Galaxy back for Mankind. Eventually, he found the rest of the Primarchs from the planets that they had practically gained positions of leadership by themselves, and with the genetic material from said Primarchs, made the Space Marine creation process more effective… then one of the Primarchs went and betrayed the Emporer at the height of their victory, and everything went down hill.
They almost lost their entire conquest, and eventually defeated the traitor and his legions, only for the Emperor to have to go onto a life support for the next ten thousand years. The Space Marines got split up into ten thousand men strong chapters so that such a horrific and sudden bout of traitorous action can't be repeated on that scale, and the re-conquest began. At some point, some people from the Adeptus Mechanicus, Adeptus Apothecus, and the Adeptus Astartes decided to make a new and improved space marine… A space Marine Mark II… the first would be known as the Primarch to the Mk2 Astartes. It was conducted in a science lab with a device callsigned the Kyuubi9… ironically in room nine of the lab station, somewhere in the warp… but when they where just completing it… the forces of Chaos struck, hitting the station and attempting to get the device… me.
I went was then afloat through the warp, as I got misplaced by reality, and was found by Kami… who then gave me the form of the Nine-Tailed Fox… and so, the rest is history. I became the Demon King, and then one day got hit with some sort of Genjutsu, probably a Sharingan based one if my guess is right with there being only one person ever once being able to control me, where I then found myself outside the village, having been reigning destruction upon the lands. It was quite a fucking annoying and utterly shit experience that one could bitch on about for years, blabbering about the fucking cunt who placed the piece of shit Genjutsu upon my mind and stuff…'
Naruto widened his eyes at the amount of knowledge this guy had… and then further at the last bit of foul language the fox then initiated in anger of the man who cast the genjutsu on him… 'Um… Kyuubi… younglings in the room.'
'You don't count… you're enrolled in a school that trains killers… it doesn't matter. What does matter is the fact that I've been improving your body with the implants that I was created to implant and grow… so thank me, Neophyte, for you are going to almost become a God amongst men here on this country of elemental nations. You're going to be the Primarch of the Mark 2s…
An Adeptus Astartes. Congratulations, kid.'
Naruto slapped his forehead with his hand… this was going to be interesting to say the least.
This is when the Hokage walked in, with a letter, addressed to one Uzumaki Naruto. This was going to be an interesting explanation to the Hokage.
'Have fun, Neophyte… I'll be overseeing your development from here.'
[One very outrageous explanation later.]
The Hokage had long since dropped his pipe from his mouth, his eyes wide and his jaw agape.
"N-naruto-kun… this means you have a bloodline, no?" He asked the boy…
Naruto scrunched up his face, thinking… or in his case, talking.
"Don't know… Kyu-san doesn't know if it will be able to be passed onto the next generation…" He said, not knowing what the term meant…
"Either case, Naruto… I recommend not telling anyone of this. Keep it a secret like your tenant." He told the child.
"I plan too… the two are related subjects. How do you explain my height, though?" Naruto asked.
"Just like we always have. You grow fast." The Hokage stated, and sat down.
Naruto looked to the envelope that the Hokage then handed to him.
"I suggest you open it. You might find something useful in it…" He stated.
Naruto did exactly that.
The declaration was heard all the way outside of the sound proofed room.
"HOLY SHIT!"
Taking off his Hokage's hat for the day, Sarutobi sighed as he took out his smoking pipe, lighting it with a small Fire Jutsu.
'This is too much for an old man like me… who would have thought that the Kyuubi was being controlled by that Uchiha… Who would have thought the man was still alive?' HE mused, thinking of one person that should be dead by now.
'Uchiha Madara… only you could ever put a powerful enough Genjutsu to control a Tailed Beast… What are you planning with this, old dragon?'
Everyone entered the classroom and got ready for the day's lessons, unaware of the minor bombshell that was about to be dropped on them.
Well, anyway, walking into the classroom, was Naruto, with a nice pair of durable combat boots… the kind that could be put through any treatment and survive without a single scratch. They also looked quite comfortable. And flashy.
Then there was the rest of Naruto Uzumaki. Baggy longshorts, grey/green, with a crimson undershirt covered with a black short sleeved jacket, unbuttoned, was the style.
Then there was the goggles… they kinda made him look a little stupid, but the theory was understandable. It would stop things getting into one's eyes and stuff… even if they where in the place of where his ninja headband would be in the future. Walking past a particular student who liked pokign fun at others, he was almost tripped. "Why'd you become a Shinobi, sickly?" The boy asked.
"Sorry, didn't hear you. I had this feeling of needing to beat the crap through you, like I did to someone not so long ago..." Naruto stated, and walked away, leaving a few mouths agape. He walked over to Shino, and sat down beside him.
Shino said one thing.
"Showoff."
Naruto simply smiled back at him.
"Killjoy. Just because I brought a drug dealing Ronin known as 'Blade the Impaler' to justice..."
The one's who heard this, mainly sweat-dropped, but a few knew who he was talking about… only one did not believe him.
Sasuske Uchiha, the new kid in the class next door, was walking by. There was no way that big dumb looking guy took out a Ronin on his own.
Naruto placed his bag on the ground, and there was a bit of a 'thud' to its weight.
'Ok… maybe he did… He looks old enough… wait, why is he in the academy at his age?!' He thought, thinking the boy older than he actually was, based on the kid's height.
His musings where cut short as Kenso, the teacher, walked in with Iruka, the assistant. Sasuke went to his own class.
"Well, today, everyone, we do another run on the leaf spinning exercise!" He shouted, shutting everyone up.
Naruto still didn't have much of the exercise down… and he was wondering how well he would do…
In the end, he yet again got the leaf to go at least a millimeter… only a millimeter.
Even Iruka saw how much the boy was trying… Demons don't try.
The year went by, and the students got to lean more about tactics, theory, and the advanced stuff, including infiltration, trap-making, and the likes…
Physical conditioning wise, Naruto was beating everyone in the field, but most of the teachers refused to admit it… the council would not stand for it.
Naruto did not mind, as it meant he always had the drop on anyone who thought he was weak… pretty much almost everyone who hadn't fought him before.
Uchiha Sasuke was the first place in the class below them and Shino of Naruto's grade was not even trying, stating that his current body build wasn't for strength, but for something different. He was almost last, with many of the females beating him for last place… Most of those ladies where fangirls to the Uchiha, and didn't actually join to become ninja.
As to the leaf spinning exercise, it was… well, it was Shino who was winning… Yet Naruto was not getting very far… at all.
Why? Apparently he had WAY too much chakra to throw around… It was obvious when he focused too much on it, causing it to split in two, crumple, get soggy, then it turned to dust, before seemingly bursting into flames…
This had everyone raising eyebrows…but the teachers knew better.
The kid had so many affinities, it just wasn't funny.
The Affinity-boy to the rescue, saving villages from a lack of all around affinities… it made no sense. Who were the parents to this boy?
Or was it the boy's tenant?
Either case, Naruto had to find a way to get this thing done, in order to pass the year… he had one week and one survival camp to go to get it done… that's right. There was a Survival camp again, and it was time again for the fun objective of locate-a-place.
It was a good thing he had put his money into an account, set up for academy students and the like… one that would turn into a ninja account as soon as he graduated.
What he did not know, was that the objectives of the Survival camps where as random as the forest it was set in.
"Your objective is to find this kind of flag base, take a flag, and get back here. You get no extra points for extra flags… because that is just plain stupid. All grades get different types of bases to find, sans the first two years, who are going to be formed into one section, due to numbers." stated the Survival camp proctor. He had a picture of a base with flags in it, and apparently there where several bases around the Academy Survival course…
The objective was a capture the flag situation… but there was a twist that none had known about…
They didn't know the camps where guarded by older grade members.
Sure, there was a 'no kills' policy going on, with proctors making sure that there was no unnecessary deaths, but that still meant danger.
And as for the groups?
Naruto and Shino found themselves teamed up with Sasuke, the raven haired boy who's father was the head of the Uchiha clan… and he had the hairstyle of a duck's other end. Naruto decided not to poke fun at it, as that would be just plain stupid. He wasn't immature…
The Fire Jutsu went off, and the students ran off to find their bases… No maps, but with all the necessary survival gear and some paper and pencils.
Sasuke was getting extra revved up for this, for he was promised by his older brother that he would be taught the Clone Jutsu if he actually got a flag.
Then again, this exercise wasn't necessary to pass. It was simply for some fun in a way. Fun, and a chance to practice certain skills in a mock simulation.
Into the forest, three days in.
"So… Uchiha-san… you want to add anything?" Naruto asked the boy, the three of them in their supplied survival jumpsuits having just tried to figure out any sort of idea on flagbase locations.
The boy in question looked up at them, shaking his head.
"Nope, none at all, Uzumaki-san… Maybe when we find a base… what about Aburame-san?" He stated, all three kids using formal tones… Somehow, he could see himself following this broad and tall Uzumaki 'kid' for some reason… like he was a natural leader. Sasuke was in no way an arrogant prick, despite the norm for all Uchiha to be that way in general.
"I already have my bugs on a search pattern, and they will be periodically sending me messages about any anomalies." He stated, pressing his shades back onto his face as he looked upon the map he had drawn with the assistance of his bugs.
Getting up, all three did, they rolled up the map and placed it into one of their bags, and moved out. Naruto walked by ahead, before a tree came crashing down on him. A Fucking TREE!
Sasuke charged after the blond, going to take the tree off him. That's when Shino put a hand on his shoulder.
"This is Uzumaki-san under that tree… It will take more than that to kill him, with what I've seen him do." He stated, looking at the fallen tree.
Suddenly, the tree moved a little, and then rolled off the boy… who was completely ok. He got up and dusted himself off, like it was nothing…
"Umm… a fucking tree landed on him, Aburame-san… just what is this man made of?" Sasuke asked.
"He is actually our age… he just grows fast and is, as someone of a lesser vocabulary would say, 'A Fucking Brick Shit-house of Tough Nails.'" Shino stated, as Naruto observed the base of the fallen tree…
"They've set up some of the trees to fall down… See the minor explosive note residue?" He stated, and the Uchiha took a look.
"Um… no student has that in their inventory, Uzumaki-san… This was an outside job." Sasuke stated, and looked at the residue… well, he knows the composition, explosives and traps being something he has been trying to surpass his older brother in.
"Something's not right." He speculated. Sitting in the tree, his older brother watched and observed. 'Let's see how well you do, little brother.'
"Agreed." Shino stated.
"Right… guys, we go in a loose formation. If someone gets hit, we make sure to dig them out to safety, and the loose formation will make sure only one of us is possibly down. Keep low, and watch the floor." He stated, setting a direction with his compass.
Then, Shino perked his head up, getting the attention of the other two. He held out his hand, and then brought it to eye level with his shades. Both kids could see that a bug had landed on his finger.
After what seemed to be a small conversation with the bug, Shino let it go and turned to the two kids.
"There is a base to the north, two hours walk…" He stated.
"But it's guarded by higher level Academy students." He finished.
Sasuke's eyes went wide. He then smirked. "Let's show them that we're born to be ninja…"
Naruto smiled… Morale was so easy when it came to this kid.
"Fuck, run for it!" Sasuke stated, his plan a failure, and Shino getting back as a minor explosive note went off, sending Naruto into the nearby river.
Two fourth graders advanced on the two, and they ran, knowing that the river will bring Naruto to them where they went.
The academy students went back to where they where, guarding the flagbase…
And Sasuke got worried as soon as he saw that Naruto was floating with his back above the water, face down… That was over seven minutes ago.
"Shit… Naruto-san's out…" He stated, before Shino shook his head.
"What? He can survive this?" He asked the quiet boy.
"At least for twenty more minutes." He stated.
That was when Naruto hit the edge of the bank, and he got up, water rolling down from his mouth as he emptied his third lung of it all… not that anyone else knew he had one.
Within moments he was back to breathing normal air again.
"Hey guys…" He stated, and they noted that there was no wound from when the minor explosive went off…
"We need another plan."
"Fuck, run for it!" Sasuke stated once again, the plan a failure a second time. This time, he was the one to hit the water. But he was still conscious, and swam back to shore, to see Shino take down an academy student with his bugs. At first, the older academy students always gained the upper hand as explosives went off, but it seemed to be a total ruse. Sasuke was simply hit with the moment, and found himself weak as an illusion.
Not to be out done, the Uchiha then jumped back into the action, taking down another academy student with an axe kick to the stomach as soon as he tripped the boy with a kunai and ninja wire… so that's why it was provided! He realized, before taking a stance with the Aburame and they went back to back.
"Okay, forget what I said… lets fuck them over." Where had the boys leant such language? Must be the higher grades, and video games. (Fat Chance. Video games give a tool for others to sate hungers for violence!)
Looking ahead, he saw Naruto facing off against five students, one of which was almost unconscious… Ok, never mind. The kid was now totally unconscious, courtesy of a boot to the chest.
Naruto then went to attack the nearest one, when one of the others pulled out the minor explosive tags.
All the rest did as well.
"Naruto, get out of th-" Sasuke's shouting was drowned out as soon as the explosions started.
These students did not know the word 'restraint', but they did know the word 'stunt'.
They used the explosions to spin Naruto around like a leaf in the wind, and the boy was angry.
Sasuke went to attack the nearest one, hitting the boy in the back of the head with a karate chop and taking him down. Shino made to take down another, but a stray explosive made that particular student fly into the air and into the nearby river…
Wow, what a conveniently placed river.
As for Naruto, the students where hoping to disorient that boy into oblivion, and knock him out of the game. They did not know of his situation or status… or rumors.
But Naruto did. He knew that he could not get dizzy… not since the Kyuubi had given him that thing called the 'Lyman's Ear'. Yep, Kyuubi had told him the names of the organs he had, as a small anatomy fact when they where studying the said subject in the Academy at some point. And speaking of academy, he still had that leaf exercise to master! Too bad his chakra control would keep making him do nothing. Whatever he used on the leaf was like an… explosion. Oh, what an idea.
But back to the matter at hand, the students had stopped spinning the boy as they found two of their number missing. They went to fight the Uchiha and Aburame, who had formed back to back as they surrounded them, thinking that the Uzumaki was out of the game for a while with that disorienting stunt.
Naruto ran to one of the boys and picked him up by the throat, throwing him to the ground in one move, an animalistic roar following. Taijutsu? What's that? They didn't teach it until next year, unless you where a clan member. Then you had your own family techniques like Shino and Sasuke had right now!
But Naruto? He was just pure animal and… beast, with what he just did.
"Knocked the fuck out, bitch." He stated, and the looked at the other fourth grader.
"Boo!"
The last, still conscious boy just ran.
Three against one says, 'Fuck you.'
Itachi raised an eyebrow. Sasuke did impress him with a comeback in morale, but it was Uzumaki that got him curious.
Sasuke, Shino and Naruto walked back into civilization, each holding a flag for them. They had been the seventh to get back. Sasuke was approached by Itachi, and the brothers walked off after shaking Shino's and Naruto's hands. One week later, and each student in that year had to pull the leaf spinning exercise.
Naruto passed after he used his usual overpowered chakra bursts to spin the leaf via outward force. That worked.
Naruto smiled… hey, even the headache stopped! Aparently it was called the 'Sus-an Membrane'… allowing him to assume a state of stasis for an almost indefinite amount of time?
Like that was needed.
But now there was this… 'Melanochromic Organ' that was being grown somewhere… but only the Kyuubi knew where…
Naruto took satisfaction in the fact that there was going to be no pain in the growth of this one… That's all he was caring about for now.
He smiled, even as a certain Uchiha was then secretly taught the Clone Jutsu…
Maybe things could get better.
AN: Well… glad I got all of that done. It has been a while since I wrote the Authors note at the start of this thing… so, any views in there will have been from… LONG AGO. Maybe by a few months.
The reason for such a delay?
A sudden disheartening and lack for motivation for story writing… and the Computer I was using getting a Tartan error. I'm better off throwing it out, apparently… and I'm using a machine that only has NT installed with Word 2000… wow, stuff was really old yet really fast back then, eh?
I wonder, have the newer machines been getting slower? I have noted this fact, and have been slowly worried about it all.
It has to be vista. Has to be. Why else would everything slow down? But when you use NT, everything is fast again, even on a slow machine like this that only has one USB port, and no working internet connection. Hell, I had to USB this onto something with a connection before uploading it… That will be fun. Was fun.
Now, about Hinata… well, it's a story secret, and I could tell you, but I risk giving away the story.
To those who say I'm not overpowering the boy enough… He's eight. Seven at the time you where telling me to make him able to out-punch Tsunade-hime. Sure, that would be rather amusing, but still. One punching important and dangerous story line characters makes thing… rather boring. It also makes the word count go down…
Now, does anyone like what I did to fix Naruto's pacifist problem or the little Gai-of –doom omake at the start?
Now, if anyone is going to PM me, do note that it will be a while before I could actually read said PMs, as the machine I could use the internet on is either a Wii, or my brother's High Powered Machine of doom with a jet engine for a processor and Videocard. Suffice to say, He's on the latter all the time, and the Wii's internet isn't that reliable. Cutting out after every few pages gets annoying… at least I have something to read FF with in my room on a big screen. Plus reading Naruto FF is good when one has zoom!
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4ndy_M3, out.
EDIT(As I post this from a different machine that actually has the internet with forum abilities): I hope spaces don't go missing anytime soon as I hit the post button... wow, things even go missing in the upload process... I hope BetaReaders don't go through this kind of thing... I also think I beat my word count ability! WHOHO!!! And to those at RolePlays Rock, Sorry that I could not get on for posting. When I get a new PC that I am certain to be able to be on for more than thirty minutes, then I'll re-join the Role play forums!
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