Kyle's Jealousy

By: esmtz

Cartman quickly reached out and grabbed on to Kyle's wrist and started pulling him up until Cartman fell back onto his back with Kyle on top of him in his arms.

"Dammit Khal…what were you thinking?" Cartman said trying to catch his breath.

Kyle didn't say anything as he just layed there in Cartman's arms feeling a blush creep on to his face.

"You could have hurt yourself pretty bad or even worse Jew. I thought you were the smart one."

"Are you ok?" Amy asked looking at Kyle worried.

Kyle just nodded as he slowly got up still blushing furiously as he and Amy helped Cartman up.

"Well, since you're here Khal…what do you want?" Cartman asked crossing his arms and looking at Kyle, blushing a little.

Kyle glared at him.

"Cartman, you've been ignoring me for the past few days! Normally you would rip on my religion or my mom, but all you've done is call me a Jew, but that's only happened maybe a few times!" Kyle shouted slightly looking at him angrily.

Cartman raised an eyebrow.

"Why the fuck do you care, Khal? I would have thought, knowing you, that you would have taken this as a good thing not a bad thing asshole."

Kyle gritted his teeth ignoring him as he pointed at Amy shaking slightly as he started feeling slightly embarrassed.

"Dude, why the fuck are you hanging out with her instead of with us?!"

"Uh, one she doesn't call me fat like you guys do, two she's actually NICE to me, and three you guys are all assholes!" Cartman responded.

"Maybe if you stopped belittling my religion and calling my mom a bitch, I would treat you better fatass!"

"AY DON'T CALL ME FAT YOU FUCKING JEW!"

Cartman jumped on top of Kyle and both boys began to wrestle each other on the floor. Amy looked on at the two rivals and sighed as she decided to go downstairs and wait until they calmed down.

"Your mom is such a fucking bitch Khal!"

"At least she's not a whore like your mom is!"

Cartman growled as he and Kyle continued to fight. This continued to go on for the next few minutes until Amy came back into the room and had a slightly worried look in her eyes.

"Uh, Eric? Your friend Stan called and he said that he needed to talk to you. It's urgent."

Cartman frowned slightly and reluctantly got off of Kyle who immediately got up and followed Cartman still feeling angry. As soon as Cartman picked up the phone he started feeling slightly annoyed that Stan called at all.

"Ay hippie what do you want?" Cartman asked.

"Just shut up, fatass and turn on the TV. I know Kyle's there with you because I saw him head over to your place." Stan replied sounding anxious.

Cartman rolled his eyes, but turned on the TV anyway.

"We just received word that a hurricane is about to reach both Denver and South Park Colorado in just a few hours, maybe even less," The announcer said, "a report is coming in from Denver."

"Yes, I'm here in Denver, Colorado where people are rushing to pack up as much of their belongings as they can. As you can see overhead the sky is clouded with dark enormous clouds and from what I can see, I think I see a small hurricane about to start up from quite a distance away," The reporter announced.

Cartman, Amy, and Kyle looked horrified as they continued to hear the report. Now it moved from the reporter that was in the city, to someone who was in a helicopter and scoping out the area. This reporter had to practically scream so people could hear him.

"The hurricane is getting bigger and bigger and we have no idea how fast it will take to reach Denver! There's just one thing we can all do…RUN FOR YOUR…."

The power to the TV was cut off and all the electricity was shut down.

"Oh my god, we have to get out of here!" Amy screamed.

Cartman sighed as he hung up the phone.

"Why does this always fucking happen…?"

"I gotta warn my family! I don't think they know!" Kyle yelled as he went towards the door but was stopped by Cartman who had grabbed a hold of his wrist.

"Khal, I'll go and tell them. You just stay here and wait until I come back. Amy, watch him for me."

Cartman pushed past a shocked Kyle and left the house. He made his way to the Broflovski's house and knocked on the door. Sheila opened it and saw that it was Cartman. She growled dangerously at him.

"I'm afraid Kyle's not here right now…"

"I know he's at my place. Now will you just fucking listen to me for a second?! There's a hurricane coming and you need to get you and your family out of here. Don't worry about Khal, I'll make sure he gets out of here safely," Cartman said and left before Sheila could say anything.

As Cartman was making his way back to his house, he saw that both Stan and Kenny were running towards him.

"Dude! We have to leave, now!" Stan yelled turning really pale.

"Why?" Cartman asked.

"Hey, lardbutt! Look over there!" Kenny said pointing at the direction the hurricane was supposedly coming from.

Cartman turned to look and he too went pale.

"Jesus Christ…" Cartman whispered as the hurricane started destroying buildings.