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"ITACHIIIIII!!!!!!!"Rice yelled while running into the room with a drunken tobi over her shoulder

"what?"

"did you give tobi beer?"rice interogeted the weasel nin.

"no.......hidan helped"

"HIDAN!!!"

"what?" hidan askes annoyed from the interupetion of his ritual.

Twilit comes from behind and finds a good opertunity for ebarrising Chibi.

Twilit comes behind Rice and says...

"she wants to make out with you!XD"

"WTF TWILIT!!!"Rice yells and chases Twilit around the base hitting her with a drunk tobi.

((poor tobiXD))

"wth does she rlly want Itachi." Hidan asked a lil between annoyed and laughing.

"she wants to know if you helped me give tobi beer."

"oooo"

________one ordeal and a day later____________

Rice was giving Tobi hangover medice while Tobi was Crying because he had a gaint headache.

Twilit was being ...Twilit and just laughing at Tobi.

"it isnt funny"
"yeah it is i have to thank Itachi and Hidan later for giving me a show."

"GRR"

"im so afraid of a CHIBI!"

Rice sighs and goes about giving tobi hangover medicine.

"hey rice~"a Deidara who just came into the room says.

"wth do you want deidara"

rice turns around just to be hit in the face with a pie

"deidara...why the hell did you do what you just did?"

"because its april fool's day!"

"i forgot about that!"Twilit annonces and come up and dumps her coffe that she was drinking on Rice.

-----one annoyed Rice and a bathroom washup later------

Rice comes out of the bathroom all clean from the coffe and pie courtsy of deidara and twilit.

she was planning to get them back...somehow.

"hi Rice!"

"hi Tobi."

Tobi was happy for some reason not like he wasent happy all the time.

"what do you want Tobi."

Tobi pulls out a key and gives it to Rice.

"Pein-sama said you need it and i need todeliver one to Twilit-senpi to!"

then Tobi just merrliy walks away while Hidan walks into the room with what looks like fish guts on his head.

"Dont you fucking laugh Chibi it is not fucking funny"

Rice cant help but laugh anyways.

"was this to work of Twilit or Deidara?" Rice asks still laughing.

Hidan glares at her and says "neither it was fucking Kisame."

Rice just goes walkign off about her business to plot revenge

---~over to Twilit for once XD~---

Twilit was enjoying a game of Mariokart beating the shit out of the computers when she was taped on the back

"hey Twilit un!"

"HI DEIDEI IM ON A SUGARRUSH AND KILLEING COMPUTER ARSES!"

"i can see that DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUNNER!"

"WHAT WHAT WHAT!"

"playing pranks on everyone in the akatsuki ecept Rice. we already got her with the pie and coffe un."

" GREAT IDEA. WE SHOULD START NOW!"

both of them run to get there first victem.

____KISAME((fish-sticks)) and ITACHI((blind weasel nin))______

Twilit went into kisame's room while Deidara kept Kisame out of there until she was done

_Reaction

when Kisame finnaly got into his room he saw his fish girlfreind was not there and all his posters were torn off the walls.

WHERE'S CAREN!((caren is my name for the goldfish Kisame is dating XD))

Kisame ran aorund the buliding for and hour before finding Caren....in a cup off coffe...that Itachi was about to drink.

Kisame Tackeled Itachi down before he could take a sip of the coffe

"WTF KISAM-"
they were kissing... ((AHH MY EYES!!))

it was on accident of course but of course Twilit was there with her digital camra.

lets just say Itachi and Kisame dont come out of the hideout anymore..

___TOBI((hyperactive three year old)) and SASORI((puppet man!))____

kinda short and weird...

Twilit gave Tobi a Playboy magizine that was disgused as a comic book. oh and let me say tobi was drunk..again.

_reaction

when tobi finished reading he was shocked and kinda perved out at the same time.

poor tobi dident know what he was doing and he took sasori into the other room.

lets just say sasori had to deal with drunk Tobi for the rest of the day... in a locked room ..with no windows..or escape routes.

_ZETSU(((PLANT MAN!))___

Deidara put his bombs in Zetsu's garden...it aint pretty now.

_reaction

Zetsu was going out to water his garden.

when he got out there...half of him was crying and the other half was swearing.

the whole garden was destroyed..blown up..BOOM.

there wasent even any grass left.

and now zetsu is a unhappy planter...and he has to go to the supermarket for more fertlizer and plant seeds.

__PEIN((6 way leader of doom!)) and KONAN((paper girly blue head))___

i dont want to go into detail with this one....just dont ask lets just say Twilit and Deidara are very bad people... and Pein is very..flirtasios(SP) when drunk.((XD))

__KAKUZU((money miser not the heart miser or the cold miser or any catchy christmas person XD))__

Twilit chalages him to black jack with her ipod at stake and half off his money on stake

_Reaction

Twilit is know to cheat...badly.. but Kakuzu dsnt know that and takes her challage..

SHE PWNED HIM WITH CHEATING POWAS!! ((XD just had to))

now Kakuzu is a unhappy man with half of his money gone and a little pride gone to.

((he deservises it X3))

__HIDAN((swearing religios imortal killer))____

Twilit put pink hair dye in Hidan's hair gel right before he got in the shower.

_reaction

Hidan woke up the next day with a pink head.

"WTF IS THIS FUCKING THING WHO THE HELL DID THIS TO ME DAMNIT!"

everyone in the base heard it and came rushing into his they got there...they all laughed there heads of course Twilit had her trusty camra to get the pictures and put them straight on the internet.

now Hidan has some pink highlights in his hair and swears a bit more then uslual.((X3))

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thats the end i hope you liked it and srry about takin so long had a lil typer's block ^^"

Harass Itachi,Kill a squirll,And REMBER TO REMBER!

Now go R&R and make soup in the toliet like good readers do

x3

~Rice,Chibi,Holly