Chapter Two

The Date And Rosalie's a Boy?

"Um, well that's kinda sudden but sure, I can't say no to a movie star now can I?" I said with a flirtatious look on my face.

"Well, I suppose you can. But I wouldn't let that happen would I? How about 6 pm tomorrow at my place. Rose will be there so no worry I'll have Kate pick you up...." He said, he kissed me on the hand and then left.

Rose kissed Em and left too.

"Wow!" I shrieked at Emmett.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEPS!" I screeched also.

"Calm down pixie you're not the only one getting a date with famous people." He said Wow, that didn't sound right....

'Oh My Gosh! Emmett why didn't you tell me Rosalie was a boy. I'm flabbergasted!" I said in mock madness. Anyways what does flabbergasted mean .Um, okay....

"She's not a boy she happens to be an awesome girlfriend!" He said.

"Sure he is. Sure." I said.

"He is not a boy!" Emmett said. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0 " I mean No she is NOT a boy!" He said and we walked back home, fighting over weather Rosalie was a boy.

"Wait, oh man, why'd they leave us?" I said and Em just figured that out too. "Dang, we were just punk'd. Dang can't the punk'd people just come out and say 'You've just been punk'd!'" He said mocking the punk'd people.

Once we got back home Emmett passed out on the couch, and I went straight to the shower since it was like a 15 mile walk....

Once I got out of the shower my text message alert went off,

Ding Dong-Ding Dong

I went to the phone and saw that it was from Jasper Hale the Jasper Hale. EEEEEEEEEEEEPS,

Hey Ali,

So how you holdin' up with your brother. I have a feeling you got on his nerves about Rose. How do I know? You guys were screamin' so loud that I could hear you in the limo....Oh, also sorry about leaving ya'll. Oops, Rose's fault. LOL.

Jasper W. Hale

"EEEEEEEEEEPS, he just texted me!" I screamed. I heard footsteps coming up, "Who? What just texted you!?!" Emmett screamed when he pushed the door open.

"Geez, Emmett. Knock much?" I mean who did he think he was? Just barging in here like he owned the place! Oh wait...never mind. He still need to learn some manners though!

"Well, I'm sorry. When my abused sister screams 'he texted me' I panicked a bit" He said doing the head bobbing thing. He walked over and sat down on the bed rubbing his eyes.

"OMG! Like seriously though who texted you?" Emmett said while leaning closer to my cell phone.

"Gosh, Emmett, seriously, how am I not suppose to think your gay when you say 'OMG' and then bob your head in a girly way. I'm starting to think Rosalie is a boy..." I said.... getting cut off by a loud thud right next to me.... "Um...Emmett?" I said aloud. All of a sudden he wasn't there. I looked down and there he was. He started to sit up and rubbed his eyes, "What happened?" He said, dazed.

"You fell dumb a**!" I said with a giggle.

"Hey, watch your language dumb a**!" he said also with a giggle. But he said it in a parental way.

"You're not my father. Or at least I hope you aren't. And you're the same age as me. Oh God." I said in mock horror. And in a disgusted tone, "And thinking, our mother is only 17 years older than us!"

"What Eva, I'm going to bed," He said walking out muttering something about me being a dumb a**.

I texted back saying,

I'm going to sleep since it is I looked at my clock 3 am! 3 am.... wow... good night....

That night I dreamt about what it would be like being in a movie with Jasper.... Until someone woke me up screaming at me to wake up.

" What the heck Emmett!?!" I said screaming back.... " It's only....-" I looked at my clock.... 4 pm "-4 PM! why didn't you wake me up earlier!!!?" I said getting up running to the closet I put my stuff in.... I rummaged around in my stuff until I found the perfect outfit. I ran to the bathroom and got changed in a blink of an eye.

I wore a denim cut off sweater with patched and holed jeans with a denim halter top. I put my make up on and it was around 5 by time I was done.... Kate had called saying she would be here in about 20 minutes late so that spared us some time.

I had to pick what Emmett wore cause he was trying to where a man tutu. Well, that would have been a site to see.

" Emmett what does that tutu look on you?" I said. He then said "Get out. I'll put it on for a runway and you can say yes or no." He said taking out a bunch of tutu's and suits and Wait he owns a suit? Wow surprising. And a bunch others.

I walked out sat on a chair and wrote numbers on a bunch of papers. And put the camera behind my back so he couldn't see it.

In around 15 minutes Emmett came out in a pink tutu with sparkles and flowers all over it. He put a pose on and I snapped a picture. I'm so glad it didn't have flash on when I took the pictures. Emmett tried on around 5 more of the tutu's and 5 tuxes and on the last tutu Kate walked in. Her face was priceless.

"ugh..." She said and backed up a bit. Emmett said he wanted to where that but I said no but you can bring it cause we all know how you are with food.

Emmett came back down with it and Jeans and a sports shirt on. And the tutu under his arm....

"Um....Can ya'll just um.... get in the....erm.... limo?" Kate said not knowing what to say when she saw Emmett in a tutu.

Emmett strolled out of the door and into the limo. Kate and I turned toward

each other and bust out into full on laughter.

*at the hale's*

There drive way was long and had the most beautiful gate ever. It was tall and black with people working at it. It had diamonds on the top of every spike. Or what looked to be diamonds.

There yard had fountains, rose bushes. And the everyday rich persons house.

Inside the house that's another story... It was a wreck but in a clean way everything all over the place and yet it was cleaner then Emmett's place.... That's not a surprise though.

When we walked in, I felt sorry for Emmett, Rosalie ran to him and jumped into his arms. Jasper just walked over and I kinda over reacted and gave him a HUGE hug.

"Whoa." Jasper groaned falling down making me go down with him. "Sorry." we both said getting up.

"Well then. I made food for us. I hope you like spaghetti. I couldn't figure out how to make pizza that has the plastic around it. It seems to always blow up when I put it in the oven! Ugh!" He said stupidly but in a seductive type of way.

"You are suppose to take it out of the wrapper plastic. catches. on fire." I said as if I was talking to a retarded person. (No offence).

"Oh, well that explains a lot. Well sit down and I'll get you some spaghetti." He said dreamily.

"Well, okay...."

After we ate and talked for a while I thought about last night about what Emmett said about Rosalie.

"Hey guys do you want to play Truth or Dare?" I said. I had the best Truth for them all.

"Okay." They all said simultaneously.

"Okay me first. Emmett Truth or Dare?' I said.

"Truth?" He said un easily.

"Okay is it true you said Rosalie is a boy?" I said.

"I said dare. Stupid."

"Okay then. I dare you to tell us what you told me on our way home from that restaurant." I said and he looked shocked.

"I kinda called Rosalie a boy." Rosalie gasped and slapped him. "Ow." he whined.

"My turn!" Jasper said next. "Rosalie truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Rosalie is it true you were talking about Emmett to a pillow?"

"Another one? Please?" She said.

"Sure. Is it true you're a boy?"

Rosalie stood up. "Um okay time to go." She said gesturing to the door.

"Nu uh! Wait girlfriend." Emmett said bobbing his head. "I wanna know. I wanna know the answer to both the questions." He said girl like.

"Ugh I said. Um ur well ugh yeah um... BYE!" And she ran out of the room.

"Weird." I said holding the 'r'.

"Kay then Emmett your turn."

"Kay, Jasper truth or Dare?"

"Truth?"

"How much do you like Ali?" Emmett said. Jasper blushed and then said,

"Well speaking of likings... Well it has nothing with likings I have to.... BYE!" he said running out too.

"WHAT!?! AND I DON'T EVEN GET MY DARE!?! Humph!" I said and walked out to the limo.

"Drive Kate Drive!" I said when Emmett go in the limo.

"Worse Night Ever!" Emmett said. "First, I figure out Rosalie is a boy. Second, she doesn't tell me anything and I was planning something too! Thirdly, wait I don't have a third." Emmett said and Kate laughed.

*At Home.... Well Emmett's home.*

I walked in the door and said,

"Good Night!" And stormed off.

Everyone thinks I have a temper! I do not have a temper!!!! I thought.