Disclaimer: I don't own Bam Margera, Ville Valo, Jussi Vuori, or any one from the CKY crew. I own Leanne, Liz owns herself, and Joe owns himself… well he owns whatever part of him Liz doesn't already own lol.
Oh, just so you all know, this is co-written with my friend Liz.
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Chapter 4:
"Novak! I want to give Lizzy a hug!" Joey whined, even though he knew that Novak probably didn't give a shit.
"Well, I'm sorry! She's not here! God!" Novak yelled, dialing Liz's cell phone number for the fifth time that night. "Liz, get here now!"
"Why?" Liz asked in a nonchalant voice.
"Cause Joey wants to hug you."
"But… I'm with Bam, Leanne, and Ville, and we've got Red Bull and Monster!"
"Ville's there?"
"Yup!"
"Ok." Novak said and hung up.
"Is she coming?"
"I don't think so… she's with Bam right now."
"Oh." Joe said sadly.
"Novak!" shouted a heavily accented voice. "Joe!"
"Living room!" Joe called back as he plopped down onto the couch.
Jussi came in and said, "Have either of you seen Leanne?"
"She's with Ville." Novak replied.
"Ville's here?" Jussi asked.
"Obviously, seeing as how she's with him."
"Oh." Jussi said solemnly as he sat down next to Joe. "I wanted to ask her… a question."
"Yeah… and I wanted to give Lizzy a hug… but she's with Bam…. Both of our girls are with other dudes right now."
"Ya know…" Novak said. "Technically, they aren't even really yours." He was sounding smarter than he ever had in his entire life.
"Shut the fuck up!" Joe said. "That's beside the point…" We've got to get them back with us… somehow."
"But how?" Jussi asked.
"I don't know." Joe replied with a sad sigh.
Jussi stared at the blank television screen with a look that said 'don't fuck with me, I'm thinking while Joe just stared into space with a blank expression.
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This chapter is pretty much just short, sweet, and to the point, but I have to work today and just wanted to get something out before I have to go.
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-Leanne