This is completly random stuff I wrote while writing the third chapter don't take it seriously it has nothing to do with the main storyline ;)
So Matthew moved closer to the sleeping boy and began to poke at his side, unfortunately for Matthew he didn't know Gilbert was incredibly ticklish so he squeaked a bit when the albino flashed all the colours of the rainbows then began to do the caramelldansen. Matthew on the other hand was having a seizure because Gilbert was so fucking rainbowlicous~! Gilbert would not stand for such nonsense and threw the Canadian into the air but anciently killed him in the process thus ruining any sort of possible relationship between the two or any sort of plot that some teenage girl thought up on the loo. THE END
Still it was probably best to avoid such people in America, because it was America. And he could end up dead. Because it was America. And everyone knows that Americans are crazy. Especially the teenagers. Because they all do drugs and don't learn and shit because America is scary and if you go there you'll die… or get raped or both, your choice. Not that Matthew believed in such ridiculous stereotypes, no. Not at all. That's why he brought a gun to school and wore a bullet proof jacket… and yeah.
" No way dude, your stayin' with me!"
"Eh? Why?" Honestly Matthew was beginning to wonder if this was normal behaviour for the albino or if he was perhaps still drunk, either way he was highly irritating.
"So we can have hot crazy but sex, DUH!"
"Oh, Okay. Why didn't you say so?"
"HAY LOOK A BIRD!"
"OH MA GAWD NO WAI~!"
"IT LIKE SOO CUTE!~" Just then Kiku materialized out of no where with Felix clinging to his head.
"IT ART SUPA KAWA MUTHA FUGIN IIII~!" The Japanese boy screamed in a voice so manly that puberty ceased to be.
"F-f-fuck off!"
"OH NO! OH NO NO NO!" Gilbert grabbed onto Matthews hair and threw him against a tree "YOU DO NOT TALK TO ME LIKE DAT!" Tears began to fall from the Canadians eyes and he begged for forgiveness, but no luck as Gilbert pulled him up onto his lap, pulled down his pants, and began to spank him. Matthews cries where loud but no one heard him because he's from that country that doesn't exist. This was beginning to get annoying so the albino pulled out a bottle of beer he had in his surprisingly deep pockets, the smashed it over his head… and then it stoped there because it could have gone on for ages and this never really happened anyways so yeah.
u sound like artie
Coolies British accents are hot!
totes bro but srsly were u b
Smoking weed with my new BFF
Can I come :D
No, fuck off
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La~
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Shoop da woop~!
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By the way, your adopted
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