Chapter 4

Phone call with Rebecca

"Hey Shawn what's up?"

"I have some big news that can't wait until I get home."

"What is it? Are you getting a title opportunity? Aw I'm so happy fo..."

"No, no I'm not getting a title opportunity I was just informed that I have a daughter."

"Rebecca, Rebecca! You still there?"

"Yeah I'm here it just surprised me is all."

"Yeah it surprised me too."

"Well what are you gonna do?"

"There's nothin' I can do it said in the will she has to come and stay with us her parents died I'm not turnin' her away."

"Well how long is she stayin' for."

"At least six months but I hope she stays longer."

"What do you mean?"

"Her mother was my first love I was gonna marry her but I had a one night stand and we broke up."

"Okay well what do you know about her?"

"She's a punk rocker and I'm her favorite wrestler."

"I hope she makes some friends around here you know how people are."

"I know but she might make some friends at work like Shannon or Jeff."

"I have to go there's a call waiting."

"Okay babe talk to you in twenty, thirty minutes depending on traffic."

Phone call with Paul (Triple H)

"Hey Shawn."

"Hey Paul I got a question for you."

"Okay shoot."

"Well how do you feel about kids?"

"Well Shawn you know I love you and all but kids is just to big a commitment."

"Stupid I meant kids in general. Like you bein' an uncle."

"Aw man is Rebecca pregnant? Congrat.."

"No Rebecca isn't pregnant. I just foun.."

"Don't tell me you had a one night stand and knocked her up. Man Shawn we talked about the life saving latex before you kno.."

"I swear to god Paul if you interrupt me one more time I'm gonna kick your as..."

"I'm sorry Shawn but you don't need to swear. What would God think?"

"That I had a good reason for it. Anyways, my old girlfriend happened to get pregnant and din't tell me and died during child birth. Plus, her adoptive parents just died and the will says she has to live with me. As soon as you get here you are officially Uncle Paul and Vince is Granpa."

"Oh Vince is gonna love that."

"I know. I have to go I'm home, come by in a week and help me set up her room."

"Okay I'll talk to you then."

"Bye."

"Hey Shawn."

"What."

"It's a girl."