REVIEW GOD DANM U! lol ok here we go im taking this in small bits of lil chapters and slowly moving through this which is probably getting annoying but I really don't want to rush it and I feel the plot needs to start slowly
WARNING: you MAY be highly offended by this chapter, it talks about religion and Mary….or Cartman does anyway, so I warn you of Cartman's foul offensive racist religion un-bibelist talking mouth J
Enjoy (and review!)
Wendy walked up the step, she paused for a minute. What the hell was she giving Stan another chance for, so yea it was clear that she wasn't over Stan, Or to herself any way.
Wendy pressed the door bell slowly, she thought for a minute. Sparks, sparks! Sparks weren't there for him? She didn't get it, she sighed and took her finger of the doorbell slowly hoping it wouldn't ring and she could pretend she never came. But it did, and even if it didn't Stan was expecting her.
Wendy froze as she listened to the dinging, she turned around and quietly tried to walk away but Stan caught her, "WENDY! Wendy wait! PLEASE!?" Wendy closed her eyes, this wasn't rite. He, well she hated admitting it but he, dumped her, and not there he was begging for another chance. She hadn't moved another step, she was thinking too hard to remember the walking part of her plan-which was say a break up come back and walk away.
Stan understood he had finally got his second reluctantly but willingly given 2nd chance.
"Kyle was being an ass! I didn't want him to say anything but most importantly I did NOT break up with you!" Stan looked at her with eyes of an adorable innocent guy holding on to 1 hope that he had faith would become true. So passionate, so romantic, so perfect, so serious so-everything Wendy would, and could possibly want.
Wendy finally turned around, slowly with her hands in her pockets it was clear she wasn't convinced yet.
"OK then why didn't y-" suddenly Stan had puller her arm bringing her lips to his. Wendy widened her eyes, she couldn't hate him, she couldn't not love him. He was the only perfect guy in the world, and he was only this perfect for Wendy.
Wendy just stood there as they pulled away, "I would never try to hurt you" Stan said looking straight into her eyes, "I love you" Wendy froze.
She was happy, nervous, and worried at the same time. He said it, basically you could "go steady" by getting a "going steady ring" or you could do it the much more modern and much more common way, by saying "I love you" sincerely. And he did, he said it with caring, sincere, loving, sweet, and serious all mixed together.
Wendy looked down at the snow, her feet, or maybe his feet. She blushed with a smile, " I…." she smiled an even happier smile, she softly kissed his cheek, "I'll see you tomorrow" Stan looked shocked, maybe because she was all ready leaving, maybe because everything worked out, or maybe it was because he never knew a kiss with no tong could feel so good. But no matter what, they were back together.
"You, WHAt!!!???" Kyle just about spat out his milk
"ah, yes the I love you trick, very classical but you can put yourself in a corner by using the words to get back together, a very unsteady corner, which you mite end up going, unsteady I mean" Kenny said it as though he weren't a poor uneducated (unless Mr. garrison for a teacher counted) boy that was naturally, not that smart.
"it wasn't a trick! It was true!" Kyle snorted trying to hold it in, Kenny giggled as he tried to be quiet, and Cartman started laughing some pounds off, as he didn't, couldn't and wouldn't ever give a crap how it might make Stan feel.
"Ah come on were just joking" Kenny said being "serious" again
"Yeah, don't be such a faggot dude"
"hey look at the bright side-next class is with Wendy isn't it?" Kenny asked
Stan's frown went away, it was true they had another stupid "life preparation class" and at the time they were supposed to choose partners for a fun activity.
"yea and with Kyle too" Kyle said sounding extremely pissed.
"dude! What the hell is your problem with my girl friend!?"
"um, she's a bitch"
"yea he should know how to spot them with his mom" Cartman said
"SHUT UP FAT ASS!"
"it's muscle you god damn Jew! Oh that's rite, you don't believe in god- do you?!"
Kyle paused for a minute, "yes we do Cartman"
"oh my god, so you shun him from your mind and then you LIE about it? Well I am for one disgusted by Jews now"
"Cartman you've always hated the Jewish religion, and no fat ass-we don't believe in Jesus.
"Why" Stan asked curiously
"yea Kyle, why not hm?"
"Well, come on dude-I mean a pregnant virgin?"
Stan and Kenny looked down at their drinks and both said "yea ok I guess you rite" "yea you got us there"
"oh well I am ashamed! Isn't god powerful enough to be able to get virgin chicks pregnant?"
"dude! Virgin Mary was not a chick"
"Well she was a girl wasn't she?"
"…well, yea but still, it's weird thinking of her in the sense"
"Oh so now my friends are bibelists?!"
"Bibelist's isn't a word Cartman! And were not your friends you just hang around us like the fat ass loser you are" Kyle yelled
"Well I'm sure it's not to you Jew's, everyone knows the Jews don't believe in the bible"
"We have a bible fat ass!"
Stan joined back in, "what's a bibelist anyway?"
"Dude! It can mean anything if it's not a real word!" Kyle was annoyed by the fact that Cartman was somehow winning this.
Ring
"oh great, music to my ears" Stan said sarcastically
"See ya later Bibelist bitching hippy fags"
Kyle turned around, "BIBELIST IS NOT A WORD CARTMAN!"
"Just let it go dude" Stan said pulling a angry Kyle away.
Kyle and Stan sat their bags down on 2 desks, Wendy came in shortly after though and Stan immediately went over to talk to her, which of course only pissed of Kyle more.
"OKAY, in your seats we have a little change in plans." Mrs. Sofaking said as she walked in to the class room. She was probably the best teacher in the school, she took high school very sarcastically and didn't believe that saying the word 'NO' more than 10000 times a day to teenagers did any good. Students also liked her because she would always joke, but never smile, and she believed that swearing words were just words so naturally she used them. Somehow though she always got the shitty jobs, like the 1 she had at the moment which had apparently just been changed.
The bell rang, and class started.
"Okay so let's see the other class royally pissed me off so now I feel like royalty yet I'm a teacher teaching at this school so clearly I'm not-so there's a problem with that, the only part that really stuck was the pissed off part." She looked up from the papers she was shuffling around, "so I finally came to my senses and remembered how old you are there for you will not choose you own partner" she said the last words with a smirking smile as if the key word "partner" was the finally.
A bunch of mones came from the class which She expected cause she immediately continued, "yes, yes, I know I'm a bitch life is 1 too just get over it cause this sure as hell is not new" She was smart like that, she could ryme yet to the students it wasn't lame, she never called them kids, she swore in class, and she called herself a bitch. She had gotten in trouble with the Principle before yet all her students complained and started a protest, though she was punished for loosing her math class and now teaching what she called "this shit"
"Now I planned on breaking you little hearts today by letting you choose, THEN saying no. but I decided to save some time and pair you off myself rite away-so let's go!
Stan you with token
Craig you with coffee addict over here
Jimmy your with Red
British boy your with Clyde-yes fuck you too Clyde"
By now the whole class was moaning, Mrs.Sofaking was smiling to herself though as she read of the pairings, "heha, oh god for once I love my job"
Kyle started listening in, "blah and blah, blah with blah, blah your with blah, blah, blah blah, Kyle you with blah, Kyle your with blah! KYLE WAKE UP GOD DANMIT YOU WITH BLAH!"
"KYLE" Wendy said, Kyle looked up "what the hell do you want"
"MY PARTNER TO GET TO WORK!" Wendy was frustrated, but-wait, what?
"KYLE YOU'R WITH BLAH, KYLE YOU WITH…..WENDY!!!!???"
"NO WAY DUDE!" Kyle yelled
Stan started pounding his head on his desk, no doubt about it he would hear all of this again-from Wendy's point of view.
"yes way 'dude' now get of you ass and move- ok Bebe? Jesus did she decide to skip again?" Mrs.Sofaking turned to Wendy
"Well, I know that she's not sick…" Wendy said looking away. Wendy wouldn't lie to a teacher, and Wendy did her best not to rat out on her friend, very much because she didn't care to listen to Bebe bitch about it."
"Ok Bebe skips again-" She continued pairing a few more people and then gave out directions.
"god damnit, ok Kyle you or me?" Wendy asked
"huh!?" Kyle had suddenly woken up.
"AH! I can't work with him!"
"I can't work with her!"
"Shit!" Stan said smacking his head, "shit, shit, shit, oh my god why-shit."
Mrs.Sofaking slammed down whatever she was holding, "OK you know what, if the BOTH-OF-YOU don't get an A then you automatically fail my class!"
"WHAT!" both Wendy and Kyle said together
"I can pass but he'll never pass!"
"Oh no, no, no, no, no my dear Wendy, I said an A and nothing less. In other words that means 1 insult to each other, 1 bicker about each other, 1 A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G negative to each other-boom you fail."
"Well can we at least bitch about the assignment?" Kyle asked
"Yes, id be asking for too much if I said no, don't worry though class-you can bitch about your partners all you want this only goes for Kyle and Wendy" She said eyeing the group
"but why Mrs.Sofaking, iv always been good iv always listened, iv always gotten good grades-why me?!" Wendy asked pathetically
"Well it's because if I didn't do this then there would be no fun in my job and without the fun in my job there would be a 99 chance of me killing myself."
There was a long awkward silence, "OK let's give out the baby's"
"the what?" Kyle asked the midair, he got a answer from a human though
"this is a life class ass hole, what were you expecting?"
"oh, NO!" Kyle thought out loud.
Stan got twin daughters, and Kyle got a boy.
"Ok now go find you best friend"
A bunch of students happily moved to their friends spots
"Now you may start bitching about being a parent"
The class looked confused until Mrs.Sofaking pushed a button and ALL of the fake baby's started to cry
Mrs.Sofaking sat back in her desk, "for the rest of the period you get to try to shut them up" and she started read a book after putting ear plugs in.
"TRY!?" Stan squeaked
And yes that was the perfect way to put it, because only 1 baby stopped crying, and that was only because it's batteries were dead.
wee! ok yea so were still floating around but i promise you this story is coming close to a solid plot
now ppl were now at over 100 hits (still isnt good but oh well) so that means every 30,40,50,60,70,80,90,or even 100 hits im getting 1 reveiw?
well grr! yea im really making Kyle hate Wendy, and im trying to make Wendy not so inoccent (b/c i hate to admit it but yet she can be a lil bitch) and im making Kyle be way too pissy but i promise that will change-hez all pissed becaue Stan is dating a (what he thinks) bitch
And if any of you ppl have watched scrubs a dayin your life you would probably be able to tell that Mrs.Sofaking is very much like only friendlier and a teacher in stead of a Dr...yea and i dont know about u but thatz the kind of teacher iv always wanted-but i dont think they exsist . i would only be a teacher to be like that...but id probably get in trouble so screw it-i dont want to be in school when im that old again anyways! (who the hell would, really teachers deserve to be paid much more. especially if they have to deal with little shit's like me . which in high school-yea thats every one:-p)
so enough of my rambling
oh! and sry if this chap offended u during the "bibelist" part then im terribly sry but if u watch south park then i would exspect you to survive
live on!
gabby (with a smile :)