Chapter 4:
PA's Plan
"President Susie, they got Private #736" said one of the P.A. soldiers as she walked in.
"I wish I could just nail that Calvin with a dirt clod" said President Susie.
"What's a dirt clod?" asked the soldier.
"A dirt clod is a clump of dirt, before we used water balloons in the war, we used dirt clods to hit people" said Susie.
"THAT'S IT!" screamed Commander Candace.
"What's it?" asked Susie.
"We could use dirt clods, and attack Calvin with them" said Candace.
"What good will that do?" asked Susie.
"Well, I just found an underground passageway that we could use" said Candace.
"What does that have to do with dirt clods?" asked Susie.
"Well, it would be to difficult to carry water balloons and water guns through the narrow tunnels, but if we used dirt clods, we could just pick them up at the end of the tunnel" said Candace.
"That's it" exclaimed Susie.
"The G.R.O.S.S. won't know what hit them" said Susie.
"And I just found out that there is one tunnel that leads directly below the G.R.O.S.S. base" said Candace.
"Where are the tunnels" asked Susie.
"I think there is one right," said Candace as she searched threw the dirt "here, and Candace brushed off some dirt and there was a sewer lid.
"We're gonna go threw a sewer?" asked Susie.
"No, these things have been dried out for years" said Candace.
"Phew" said Susie.