VM: Guess what, guys? Wackiness At Home is back in business for two more chapters!
Everyone: Yahoo!
Title of chapter: Castor Oil, Oh, Great
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
A/N: I'm sorry if it's short.
I was casually walking by carrying a huge duffel bag full of strange stuff.
Kira walked up to me and asked me a (in my eyes) stupid question, which was: "What in the name of Athrun Zala's polka-dotted boxers is in your bag?"
I sighed. "What are you, a pack mule? It's my bag of disgusting things."
A cockroach fell out of the bag and went off to scare some girls. To be specific I'm talking about Cagalli and Lacus.
They screeched and tried to squish the thing with…a frying pan and a stick of food.
Then Shinn walked up to me and punched me in the face for no reason.
And then a whole lot of crap happened.
More specifically getting beaten up by the world for some reason, which was pretty confusing to me.
And I accidentally dropped a bunch more roaches.
After all that was done I grabbed a bottle of castor oil and a spoon.
"NOT THAT! WE HATE CASTOR OIL!" They all yelled. I didn't listen, and went on to pour the disgusting liquid into their mouths. They gagged and vomited all over my shirt, which got me even more ticked.
"I hate you all right now." And with that I poured even more castor oil down their throats. They vomited in my pants. That ticked me off threefold, so I poured as much castor oil as I could find. They vomited on the tables this time, though…
Well, that really has to suck.
VM: Eugh, I don't want to taste that stuff…
Everyone: (chases Vengeful Moon with bottles of cooking oil)
VM: HELP!