Hello, It's me Littleswiss! Sorry for the wait, I got my exams soon and so my free time became more and more thin. Oh god, 28 follows and 13 favorite? You are all awesome, thank you!

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"So… does that... mean we are..." Started Yang

"Yes."

"And that we had..."

"Yes."

The room fell in silence once again after the very brief talk Yang and Blake had after they had been staring into the nothingness while their bowls of coffee were cooling. Both were looking at each other hand, more precisely the left one, where a golden ring was sitting on the finger before the pinky. At the same time, they look at each other and blushed like 'schoolgirls' (even if it was kinda of an off saying it, as they were both studying at Beacon academy, and by consequence made them student or 'schoolgirl'). Fingers were drummed against the table, eyes were quickly shifting between watching the other and the bowl of now cold coffee and no words were spoken.

Well until both the cat-ninja and the blond brawler suddenly jumped out of their seat when a sudden strong vibration, accompanied by a the blaring of horns, was sense, coming from somewhere under Yang. Looking down, she saw her scroll, hidden from view under some piece of clothing that belonged to her. Taking it, she answered without a beat, as the constant noise was making her forgotten headache.

"Hello?" She asked with a sore voice.

"Finally!" Shouted the voice of someone she knew very well. Of course the sudden shout of joy made her head hurt."Shhhhhhh. For the love of Oum." The sentiment was shared by Blake, as her other pair of ears enabled her to hear a lot better, and so she heard the shout too.

"Sorry. But where are you? Are you in class?"

"Hm, not really..." She didn't even finished that the 'ice queen' interrupted her."Well you are probably in an alley around the school. It's not like you and Blake got so drunk that you got married, spent your wedding night in a little house in the middle of a forest do you?"

"..."

"You got to be f******* kidding me." If it wasn't for the fact that she was the one who that happened, Yang would have probably laughed her ass off at that. But of course, she didn't. A little silence installed itself. The blond heard the sigh of exasperation of her teammate through the scroll. "Listen I need you to come to Beacon as soon as possible." Hearing the pressing in her voice, Yang raised an eyebrow. She looked at her partner and… wife now. Oum knew that it was completely weird to say that in her head. Blake responded with another raised eyebrow, as she had heard too.

"You know what, I will get you. I can get your coordinates via your scroll. Well I should as soon as Ruby would wake up..." The last part was grumbled but of course as soon as Yang heard the name of her dear little sister her hangover was completely forgotten as her instinct took control.

"Ruby?! How is she? I swear that if anything happened I will make you eat your own ovaries." And she knew she could do it, Weiss knew it and Blake too. The threat not only made Weiss cringed at the other side of the phone but also the person that was across her as Blake unconsciously crossed her legs. "No-no. Nothing happened. She's just stuck hugging me like a koala and refuse to let go." That was good. Because an annoyed Yang is dangerous, an angry Yang is mortal and a vengeful one is apocalypse incarnate. Scratching her chin, the blond knew exactly what to do in that kind of situation.

"Bring the scroll next to her ear and I will wake her up." And so she waited a few seconds before approaching the microphone of her scroll and whisper loudly. "Cookie cake." The effect was immediate as she heard an enormous gasp and then something falling heavily on the floor before an Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuch was heard. "I assume it worked?" She asked her white-haired teammate.

"Yes it did. I will pick you up this evening. Please dress up and wash, I can almost smell from here. Ruby and I have lesson to catch up." Ah, The Schnee's sass, Yang almost missed it. "Yeah, yeah whatever. See you tonight." She hanged up without bothering to ask for taking notes for them and making a believable excuse for her and Blake. She knew Weiss would do it.

Well now was left the question of washing up. "Hum… Blake, do you know where the shower is?" Hearing her name, Blake look up from her now finished bowl of cold coffee. The cat-faunus seemed to think about it. "I think that it's the door on the right, just next to the one that lead in the…." She gulped, trying to find the courage to say the word that reminded her exactly what happened. "… The bedroom." And of course this word too had an impact on Yang, as her face became expressionless. She coughed trying to change the awkward atmosphere. "W-well, I take a shower first if that's alright with you." Her answer was a wordless nod.

Exactly 1 minute and 40 seconds the Y of team RWBY came back with a disturbed look on her face. Blake didn't like that, she knew what kind of news that kind of facial expression usually held from experience. "What is it?" Yang took a breath as if she was going to announce bad news. "Good news, the shower works and there is hot water, bad news is that there is only enough water for 1 normal shower." At first Blake didn't really understand and then it hit her, if they wanted to both wash, they would have to shower… together. Both of them, inside a shower, with stream of water falling down on their naked bodies that were pressed against each other in the little space… Oum it sounded more and more like her book of 'art' (*cough*smut*cough*). She got out of her daze and saw that Yang was too red again on the face. The silence was finally broken by Yang

"So, what do we do?"

"We.. shower… together." There was a resigned tone in Blake's voice. However, in a minuscule part of her mind, where all of her dark secret and fantasy were locked up behind three set of door, a digital code and a DNA test was a little treacherous voice that whispered to her "What's the problem? That's what supposed to happen when you are married hehehe."

This day was getting weirder and weirder.

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After having given a plausible excuse for their lateness and the absence of the remaining member of team RWBY, Weiss and Ruby (well mostly Weiss) were preparing themselves for tonight's dinner. Of course, this was an unusual sight for the little red reaper, as Weiss was coming and going in every direction, searching for something in particular. But that wasn't what made Ruby looking like she just saw something that her brain refused to undersrtand, no, it was the mess that Weiss was making as she was searching frenetically for something. She raised her finger to say something when she was interrupted by the shout of victory coming from Weiss.

"Ha ha! Found it!" the heiress shouted, brandishing a bottle of white wine that seemed to be very expensive, if the french name on it gave any indication. Ruby folded her finger and put it under her lips, taking a thinking expression before once again raising it to ask something. "Weiss?" She asked timidly. Hearing her name, the 'ice queen' looked up from her crouching position. "What?" She was met with the disbelieving expression of her partner and soon realized why. Her hair were a mess, the room was a mess, her dress was also a mess and everything else was a mess.

Coughing into her hand to try and hide (unsuccessfully) the embarrassment that took form a reddish hue on her cheeks, she dusted herself and made herself proper before cleaning what she caused. "Ruby, go take a shower and prepare yourself for tonight's dinner at my uncle." Her partner didn't say anything and did as she was told. Once she was sure that Ruby was in the bathroom and had locked the door, she started searching inside her clothes. She was sure as hell she wasn't going to eat with her usual dress.

She was going there with a word that everyone that knew her (except her family) didn't associate her, casual.

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Once everyone had arrived and that Weiss managed to reunite the whole team with her Schnee resources, they were all ready for a night of fine eating and joy with a lot of conversations and laugh. Well absolutely not. Yang was eating tentatively while throwing quick looks to everyone, Ruby had the exact same face as her partner when she learned that Oobleck was going to be the huntsman that was going to trail them and Blake looked like a pet cat you just sneezed in front of and looked at their owner as if they just insulted their great ancestors.

All of that had reasons, the clothes and attitude that Weiss, the heiress to the Schnee dust company and the most refined and mannered person they knew were: 1 She was wearing an old and gray hoodie with a pocket on the front with some jeans. 2 was wearing a pair of rectangular glasses. 3 Her hair were put in a bun and was eating like Ruby when she had a plate of cookies. And on top of that was the loud laughing of the burgling looking man and the fact that at each laugh his belly was jiggling.

"So Weiss I see that you missed my cooking." Said Hans while laughing lightheartedly. Before she answered, his niece took a piece of bread and used it to finish what was left of the soup. After having eaten everything, she took a tissue and wipe her mouth clean. "Oh you have no idea." And so they both started talking to each other happily, forgetting that there were three other people with them. Until the ring of a scroll broke them of their conversation. "Oops, sorry about that." Weiss's uncle got up and went to answer the sudden call.

While her uncle was answering the call and walked inside the bathroom to have some privacy, Weiss realized how her teammates were looking at her as if she was a total stranger. She looked at them and they looked at her. Yang started spoon feeding both Ruby and Blake as neither moved, still being in shock. Weiss looked at her, then at Ruby, then at Blake. RB still have their eyes locked onto her. An eyebrow was raised, spoons were being shoved into mouth and blank look of shock were given. This circus continued until they heard the voice of the one that was responsible for all of what happened. He was still talking on the scroll but there was something that caught the attention of the new 'casual' heiress was that her uncle was speaking in french.

"...Oui, oui, je t'aime aussi. A plus tard!" Were the foreign words that escaped his mouth before turned his scroll off. Weiss raised her other eyebrow while the other went back to its original place.

"Say Öhi, what was that?" Before he answered the question of her niece, Hans sat down back on his chair and served Weiss another glass of the white wine she brought and ask her friends if they wanted some. Receiving no answers, he took it as a no and served himself one. "Oh nothing important, I just learned that Bubu will join..."

"Bubu is coming?!" Interrupted Weiss as she squealed. It was the same one she reserved to Zwei. "Yes, and Sandra. "That name stopped Weiss's happy thoughts of seeing Bubu again. "Who's Sandra?" Hearing that, Hans smiled brightly at her before declaring proudly. "Well my wife of course!"

"Wait what?!"

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And I will need you to decide something, what will be Bubu. You got three choices.

1. It's a female Bernese dog.

2. A pet pig (can be either male or female)

3. A male pet boar.

Thank you for reading! And see you next chapter!

Littleswiss.