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Random Facts about the team
Some kids pee their name in the snow. Kalder can pee his name into concrete.
There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Kalder.
Kalder can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Only Kalder can prevent forest fires.
For Spring Break '07, Kalder drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
Kalder once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
Crop circles are Kalder's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Kalder can hold his breathe for nine years.
Robin invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.
A man once taunted Wally with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Wally proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
Wally sleeps with a night light. Not because Wally is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Wally
Wally keeps his ID on the bottom of his right foot. Nobody ever asks him for his ID.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Wally.
Never look a gift Wally in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Wally"
The speed of light was instituted because Wally didn't want get winded outrunning it. Wally hates to sweat.
Most people fear the Reaper. Robin considers him "a promising Rookie".
Robin describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Robin.
Staring at Robin for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
Superman owns a pair of Robin pajamas.
The word 'Kill' was invented by Robin. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
What was going through the minds of all of Robin's victims before they died? His shoe.
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Robin with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Robin cannot be in two places at the same time.
Robin smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Robin's personal chef.
Robin sheds his skin twice a year.
Robin is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
If you spell Robin in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Superboy once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower
When you play Monopoly with Superboy, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
Mr. T pities the fool. Superboy rips the fool's head off.
When Superboy sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Superboy has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Superboy once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Superboy was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Beatdown.
That's not Superboy doing push-ups - that's Superboy moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
For Superboy, every street is "one way". His WAY.
Superboy has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Superboy doesn't daydream. He is too busy giving other people nightmares
The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Superboy. This amuses Superboy because he is bulletproof.
Superboy can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
When Superboy goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Superboy doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Superboy is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Superboy needs toothpicks.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Superboy and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Superboy's favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
Superboy drinks napalm to quell his heartburn
Superboy proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
When Superboy wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Superboy's first visit to Tokyo.
Superboy plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Superboy once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Superboy actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.
They once made a Superboy toilet paper, but there was a problem- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Superboy once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Superboy can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Superboy can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Superboy goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Superboy never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
There are no such things as tornados. Superboy just hates trailer parks.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Superboy glare will liquefy your kidneys.
Thousands of years ago Superboy came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
Superboy can slam revolving doors.
In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly was because they knew Superboy was coming.
Superboy once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
Google won't search for Superboy because it knows you don't find Superboy, he finds you.
megan owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? megan.
Artimis is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Artimis once played rugby by herself. She went undefeated.
Artimis used to beat the shit out of her shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind her.
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Artimis thrives on pain. Artimis then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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