Haha! Okay guys here's chapter three.

Sorry not feeling very happy today... not in a joking mood... not even sure why...

So yeah, the moment you've all been waiting for...

DISCLAIMER! (hehe maybe I can still joke a bit): Rick said he'd never finish it if I didn't... *tearing up* FINE! It isn't mine! IT'S NOT MINE!

And honestly, did you ever think it was?

Now here's the real stuff... the chapter. Yippee.

Percy's POV (A/N What has our hero thought of his miraculous transformation?)

Well, shit. (A/N Forgive my language, I usually try not to curse in these)

I've been turned into some crazy teen heartthrob... and I am REALLY hating it.

When all of the goddesses started drooling, I knew something bad had happened. When Hestia literally had to summon up a portal so we could escape, I got very, very worried.

I didn't think much of where she sent us.

School? Really?

It was after school, but there were still a bunch of kids hanging around. Or, more specifically, a bunch of girls.

When they saw me stumble out of the alley, they pounced. A bunch of girls, many of whom were wearing stiletto heels, stampeding towards Annabeth and I is not a pretty sight.

I managed to get out before they got a good grip. Then I dragged Annabeth away.

Thank the gods (well, actually, thank Hestia) that we went to my high school. I actually knew where we were. Using a couple of shortcuts, Annabeth and I managed to escape the hordes.

"Okay," I said, hardly out of breath from our little run, "what in Hades is going on?"

Annabeth glanced at me, then blushed and looked away. "Look in a mirror," she muttered.

There was no mirror nearby. Shrugging, I conjured up some water and made the surface mirror-like.

I nearly screamed.

Was that really me? That hair was too dark. That face was handsomer than mine (not by much, though). My eyes remained the same, sparkling in the middle of my face.

"This isn't me!" I protested. "What did Aphrodite do?"

Annabeth was still looking away from me. "She blessed you," she murmured.

I grabbed her hand. "Annabeth," I said insistently, "look at me."

She did. She looked straight into my eyes.

Slowly, her blush faded away.

"Your eyes are still yours," she murmured softly. "Your eyes are still the eyes of my Seaweed Brain."

I nodded, relieved that she was getting over her... I have no idea what exactly she was getting over, but it was evidently something.

"Yeah," I replied. "Still me. I don't care what has changed, but I'm still me. Don't forget."

Annabeth nodded, still carefully examining my eyes.

I smiled. "Okay then. Good. Let's get out of here!"

Annabeth frowned as I dragged her through the streets, desperately diving into alleys whenever a teenaged girl approached (so most of the time we were diving into alleys). "Where are we going? Your mom's apartment?"

I shot her a grin over my shoulder. "Home. We're going to Camp Half-Blood."

Well?

I am so, so, SO sorry for not updating! I was just... well, lost. This story just wasn't appealing to me. I was more interested in my other stories than this one. I'M SORRY!

I've actually been working on this chapter for quite a while, but I was so desperate to get SOMETHING up for this that I think I ended it too quickly. I apologize. I think it's okay anyway, but that's kind of an obligation...

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