Hey I'm back ! So here's another chapter!
You can all praise Demon Alilith for giving me this idea. Thanks for the idea, it was so funny!
Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater, if I did own it would I really be writing fanfiction for it?
Here goes! And By the way, I don't hate Black Star! I actually love him! It's just that it's so fun to write about him pissing off Kid!
Before I start though...Crona I am so sorry..
Crona: For what?
*pats Crona's head* You'll see honey, you'll see.
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The front doorbell rang as Soul walked over to the door, hands stuffed into his baggy jacket. Maka had decided yesterday that they didn't spend enough time with their friends (personally, Soul felt that they spent a little too much time with them but well….there you go.) and so she decided to host a small get together at their house today. "DING DONG!" Still, just cuz' Maka thought a reunion would be fun, that didn't mean that she had to leave Soul in charge of the door! What the hell man!? Did she have any idea how much Black Star loved door bells? Does she have any idea of the evil she was unleashed?! "DING DONG!" He was willing to bet that was Black Star now, yeah 10 dollars.
"DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG!" Ok make that 110 dollars.
"ALRIGHT I'M COMING!"
Soul yanked the door open with all his might only to see a hunched over Black Star on the other side….still pressing the doorbell. "Dude, I'm here, you can stop pressing now." Tsubaki put a hand on the ninja's shoulder, Black Star's head shot up surprised to see Soul standing in front of him. "SOOOUUUULLL!" Black Star screamed as he jumped inside the house, tackling Soul to the ground. Great….., Soul thought as he awkwardly hugged Black Star back (1). Half an hour later, Tsubaki and Maka had managed to pry the overly excited boy off of Soul.
And after another half hour Everyone else arrived. Everyone else being Kid, Crona, Liz, Patty, and, yeah, even Ragnorak. That wasn't the weird thing though, the weird thing going on was the evil grin both Liz and Patty had on as they smirked at Crona and Kid. Crona just looked seriously confuzzled….Kid on the other hand…holy shit, Soul has never seen anyone's face get that red. (2)
"Yo…you guys cool?" Soul asked their friends leading them into the living room along with the rest of their guests. He mainly looked at Kid though when he asked this. "Y-Yeah, just freaking peachy.." Kid said back doing his best to avoid everyone's gaze. "Pssst." Soul turned his head to see Liz standing to his left, "Don't worry about him….we were just teasing him, by the way. I have a request for a game." Liz grinned as she whispered her idea into his ear.
When she was done telling him, Soul grinned. Turns out, this was gunna be one cool get together after all.
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"Spin the bottle?" Maka furiously whispered back. Soul and Liz had just finished telling her their suggestion for a game, and Maka was definitely not happy. "Come on Maka, loosen up. It'll be fun." Soul said nudging her arm, please just say yes, he thought. Liz had just finished telling him how she had rigged the bottle she now had in her purse to land on whoever she wanted the bottle to land on. Mainly Kid and Crona. Apparently Kiddo had been hitting on Crona for some time now and Liz wanted to help her, and he quotes, "little bro get the girl."
He'd almost said no to the plan simply because he didn't really like the game...untli Liz offered to also rig the bottle in his favor...Soul smiled at Maka doing his best to try and convince her with his eyes, he actually did want that favor(3). "Soul, I don't think this is such a good idea, I mean we're all friends! This could be awkward...besides what about Crona, I me-"
"Bottles rigged."
"What!?"
Soul looked up shocked at the demon pistole before him, he hadn't expected for her to actually let Maka in on her plan. Liz looked around dramatically though, and then slowly leaned in to tell Maka her secret plan. "Ok so here's the deal...Kid's been...crushing on Crona for a while now. But he hasn't been doing so well trying to make the first move so far...so I figured I'd give him a gentle nudge in the right direction..." Maka looked at her shocked for a couple of seconds. Soul ducked his head getting ready for a seriously painful Maka chop...
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That never came?
"I knew it!" Maka said confidently, cheerfully. What was going on?" I'm in, so what can I do to help?" Soul almost fell over at this, what had happened to his over protective meister!?"Well, for starters you can let me set up the game, I snuck a magnet into Crona's left shoe so that should be covered. And Kid's tie's got a another magnet woven into the back...so the bottle will definitely point to them the first time around." Liz said ignoring the extremely pale scythe next to her. Soul decided right then and there that girls were...weird. Wait? So the Bottle had a magnet in it?
"Alright, so can I go ahead and set it up?"
"Yeah ok...but can you do me a favor?" Maka said leaning against the counter, pulling at one of her pigtail. "Um...sure?" Liz said back kind of confused. "Can you at least rig the bottle so that it doesn't land on me?" She said looking down a little, Liz's head cocked her head to the side and looked a little at Soul as if to say. 'yo dude...what do I do?'. Soul glared back trying to get the point across for Liz to convince Maka to give it a shot. They looked at each other for some time now. "ALRIGHT! Just...please, don't let it be Black Star ok?" Maka said blushing a little as she looked down. Soul sighed on the inside, well at least she would give it a try right?
"Awesome! I'll set the game up!"
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"We're playing WHAT!?" Kid exclaimed looking back and forth between Liz, Maka, and Soul.
"Come on man...it'll be kind of fun..." Soul said lazily.
"But! B-But, seriously what if-" Liz cut him off right there.
"Kid chill out, look here's the deal..." She said leaning in a little to whisper her plan in Kid's ear. "Look, the bottles been rigged so I can control who it lands on ok? Which means I can control who you get to kiss...do yah see where I'm going with this?" Liz chuckled evilly eyeing Crona, who was sitting in the corner. Of course. Kid's face flushed a little as Liz's intentions finally sunk in. She was going to help? At first Kid wanted to scream NO! Tell Liz to mind her own business, and then go on to fervently tell her that he does not want to kiss Crona. But then again, that wouldn't be the truth, now would it? Kid sucked in a breath and swallowed down his pride, he had been trying to kiss her for sometime now...maybe a little help wouldn't hurt.
"Alright, fine...but just for a little while if you please..."Kid said looking away from the now grinning trio of 'friends' in front of them. "Cool, hey everybody! We're playing spin the bottle, gather round!" Soul said calling everyone in. Maka sat down next to a shivering Crona who looked confused. Kid kept his eyes trained on her, and did his best not to do the happy dance, he was finally going to to kiss her...
He did his best to keep from grinning though as Liz placed the bottle in the middle of them all. They were all sitting down now ok well, except for Black Star who was still standing up declaring that 'all de bitchez wanted to get wit him!' (4)Kid rolled his eyes and waited for Liz to start the game.
"OK! So!...Who should start this off...I choose...CRONA!" Liz said excited pointed one manicured nail at the shy pink haired meister.
"W-what? B-but I don't know how to play..."Crona said looking at the bottle confused. "Don't worry, all you have to do is spin the bottle, it's even in the name! Then you kiss who ever it lands on! By the way kiddies, where not doing this elementary style where you just kiss someone's kiss, I'm talking full on lip to lip contact." Liz said authoritatively. Crona's face got even more confused if that was possible.
"What? What's...a kiss?" She asked shyly. "WHAT!?" Everyone yelled out surprised. Even Kid couldn't stop his eyes from widening, his Crona didn't know what a kiss was? "I-I can't deal with all of these surprosed looks!" Crona said curling into herself.
"um...well, I guess whoever the bottle points to will just have to start it..." Liz said awkwardly giving Kid a look, like she was asking 'did you know about this?'
Kid shook his head, eyes still pretty wide.
Just before Crona spun the bottle, Liz screamed WAIT! everybody stared at her confused as She pulled one of her feet forward, towards the bottle. "Go on." Crona took in a deep breath and nervously stuck out her hand to spin the bottle. Maka stared at Crona smiling a proud smile, Soul grinned from his place on the floor, along with Liz. And Kid smiled a little at her to. Just what is going on? Crona thought to herself at everybody's weird stares.
"SPIN! SPIN! SPIN!" BLack Star yelled, scaring Crona.
"BLACK STAR SHUT IT!" Yelled Maka.
Crona stuck out her hand again.
"MAKE ME!"
"MAYBE I WILL ASSHOLE!"
Crona shoved the bottle in a spinning direction.
"Would you both just settle down!?" said Kid angrily.
The bottle just kept spinning, and spinning.
"OR WHAT!? NOT LIKE YOU CAN MAKE ME! SISSY!" Black Star yelled back at Kid.
And spinning...and spinning...
"YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN!?"
"GIRLY GIRLY! YOUR SO GIIIIIRRRLLYYYY-" Black Star was cut off by Kid shoving him down to the ground (5)
"DAMN YOU!"
Nobody was paying much attention to the two, but if they had, they might have seen a small magnet drop from Kid's tie, and fall into Black Star's pants pocket...
*Godlike Kick sends Kid back to his seat*
"OW!
"HAHAHAH! TAKE THAT KID!"
The bottle stops.
Everyone looks horrified on who Crona is going to have to kiss...
"ALRIGHT CRONA! YOU HIT THE JACK POT!" Screamed Black Star jumping over to Crona and connecting his lips to hers (3).
Kid swears, he could almost hear his heart-break.
"..." Crona's face flushes a little as she hurriedly pulls away before Back Star can do anything else, a freaked out look on her face.
And for a long time there is nothing but silence...
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"BLACK STAR! YOU BASTARD! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!"
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Liz and Soul calmly sit on the couch sipping at some cheap tea. "Well, that didn't work out as well as I hoped it would." "Yeah...is Crona still in the bath room?"
*they both hear a loud heaving noise coming from the bathroom and Maka's voice saying 'it's going to be all right!'*
"Yup, she's still throwing up."
"awww, that sucks. But I mean, who wouldn't after kissing Black Star? Jeez it must a been horrible." Said Soul.
Patty laughs insanely from her place at the window.
"What are you laughing at?" Says Liz
"HAHAHAHAHA! Kid's still trying to kill Black Star...! Ooooh! Looks like he got an Ax!"
"WHAT!?" Liz and Soul race to the window. Black Star is running around wildly laughing his ass off with Kid coming close from behind, hell's fire in his eyes, and yelling death threat's at Black Star. Black Star seems to begin to become aware of the mega Ax (which Liz still isn't sure how Kid is able to carry) the reaper is holding though. He bursts into terrified tears then.
And Soul knows then that shit just got serious.
"Um...I should probably stop Kid from murdering him." Liz says.
"Or we could just pretend that we didn't see anything." Soul states as Patty runs up behind him with pop corn, offering him some and bouncing up and down yelling 'whadid I miss! Whadid I miss?'
"...Ah, the hell? I guess this will help him calm down." Says Liz grabbing some popcorn.
*more heaves are heard from the bath room*
"Don't you worry about a thing Crona...! We'll talk about it when you want to t-talk about i-it." Maka says teary eyed at her friends misfortune.(7)
Crona pukes some more.
"I don't blame you! I-I d-don't blame you!" Maka offers, rubbing her back.
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(1) Don't yah just love bro hugs? ^_^
(2) Liz and Patty tease him A LOT.
(3) Liz told Soul she would rig the bottle so he could get to kiss Maka.
(4)...Don't look at me like that! I can talk street!
(5) Buahahaha! Don't ever call Kid girly!
(6) Kid I am soooo sorry! But the kiss didn't even last for a second so no biggy *Kid burst into tears in the background* umm...anyways. lol, Kid used his scary voice again...
(7) If you don't get this one type in 'Stewie and Rubert shower scene' in youtube. Family Guy refference ;p.
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