Hey People!
I still havn't gotten many reveiws so PLEASE PLEASE, well, reveiw.
Thanks!
Polly-Night-Cullen
Bella, Edward, Emmett, Alice, Emmett, Alice, Jasper and Rosalie together
Edward?
Bella, Yes?
I'm sad.
I know.
Wh-? What? But you're Edward not Jasper! Jasper just gave this like hour long lecture of how he wasn't you he was him and now, what? Your pretending to be him which can't be 'cause I just spoke to him. And your Edward! I can see you right there infront of me! See look! Edward! Edward! See! I told you you were Edward! I told you –GASP– Jasper told everyone didn't he…
I'm sorry love.
Yeah. Me and Rose found out when we found him skipping merrily up and down the stairs singing with joy, 'Bella, Bella, little vamp. How I wonder why she's sad…' to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle.
Em go away. You're making her feel even worse. Don't worry love, I'm sure he didn't mean it…
HA! Didn't you hear me? Skipping merrily! Singing with joy! Of-course he meant it! Edward, I would of thought you would know tha–
GO!
Alright! Don't get your frilly knickers in a twist!
They are NOT frilly! They- They've just got a lot of lace.
FRILLY PANTS! FRILLY PANTS! EDWARD WEARS FRILLY PANTS!
Shut up! I don't want anyone to hear that I-
OMJ! Edward wears frilly pants!
No!
Hey Jazz! Rose! Edward wears frilly knickers!
NO!
FRILLY PANTS! FRILLY PANTS! EDWARD WEARS FRILLY PANTS!
NO! LEAVE ME ALONE! GO AWAY!
And on Sundays and Thursdays, he wears PINK BARBIE FRILLY KNICKERS!
HAHA! OMJ EDWARD!
THEIR EXPENSIVE COLLECTABLES! GO AWAY!
You collect frilly knickers! OMJ! Jazz! OMJ!
AND THEIR EXPENSIVE! LEAVE ME ALONE!