The couples court

by special agent Ali

Are the rumors we write about our favorite couples real or one big lie? In this crazy fanfic of court-room drama, you, the reader, are my jury as I pester and annoy the NCIS cast about relationships. Is it Gabby, Tabby or McAbby? Tiva or Tate? You decide. This wasn't written to insult any couple I promise. I just want to know if you like or dislike a certain couple.

4. Jibbs

Hey! Time for Jibbs to take center stage jury

Bailiff: all rise for next case between Jennifer Sheppard and Jethro Gibbs

J: please sit and call your fist witness

DS: your honor I call Dr Mallard to the stage

(Dr Mallard returns to the chair)

DS: doctor Mallard you have been friends with Jethro for years but what's your take on our relationship

DM: well director I would have to say there is something there with your past in Paris but then Jethro could never settle down oh wait he did

G: I object, Ducky my past has nothing to do with this "Jibbs" thing

DM: of course my apologies I guess I'm still worthless to you

(Steps down and gives hurt look to Gibbs)

G: duck I, ooh I call Tony to the stand

(Tony walks up and smiles sweetly at judge who sighs in frustration)

G: all right DiNozzo you worked undercover with Jen tell the court why we belong together

T: sure boss, "Jibbs" is cool but maybe they should write about us and call it "Jony" or "Tenny" (makes loving smile and gets whacked in back of head)

G: get off the stage before I fire you, your honor I call Abby Scuito to the stage

(The perky Goth reappears in the stand)

G: okay my sweet Abby tell the court what you think of "Jibbs"

A: sure boss man it stinks, I like Gabby I heard about

MG: hey Abs what about McAbby they wrote me to be your husband

A: oh hush Tim I'm talking about a cute father/daughter relationship with my silver haired fox (stands up and ruffles Gibbs hair)

G: Abby! your honor I want to call McGee up now

J: no (gets glare from Gibbs and changes mind) fine but that's it

G: thank you, McGee front and center

(McGee hurries to stand)

G: all right Tim you're my last hope at convincing the jury what do you think of "Jibbs"

MG: (ponders a minute) boss its awesome I think you two belong together and Abby can stay with me

G: (sighs) I need coffee, its all yours Judge

J: finally, okay jury what do you think of Jibbs is it as good as the others or do they break up and go for Tony and Kate

MC: No! Jury stick with "Jibbs" please (makes begging pose)

All right you heard the judge guys does "jibbs" live or should they go for Abby and Tony let it be known your opinion please!