A Unusual Twist of Fate or Faith Chapter 4
Author Note: Its been a while since I've updated hasn't it so far im doing an indepth analysis of Hamlet I cannot decide if Hamlet is truly insane or not. Oh well poor fish Monger Polonious is dead. I truly wonder if Hamlet realizes how much like Claudius he is like. Thoughts of charecters will now be slanted to be a bit easier to understand.
Chapter Start
Naruto groaned to himself with his hand covering his face. Why did he have to go on a mission with those two he liked the girls but they had no tact whatsoever. Heinkel was all for flashy displays and acting the part of a female Scwartzanager on speed. While Yumi was a crazy bipolar berserker obsessed with the crusades and blood. He knew Iscariot invited all types but there were so many weird people in Iscariot brothers and sisters be saved (they work for the Vatican so I assume they don't say god damn you when you carrying out his will) .
I wonder how many organizations had to deal with stuff like this…. Naruto thought to himself
Scene Change
"Doctor" A lazy voice drawled out
"Yes Hein Major" A bored voice said
"I dropped my remote pick it up will you" The leader of the secretive Millenium group asked
"Yes Major" As he bent over he had a bad feeling about this.
When he turned around to give the Major his remote, he saw the man smiling.
"Major if you vant to look at someone's ass I insist you do not look at mihn(mine)" The Doctor said irritated.
"Now can you pick up my remote I seemed dropped it again" the major said with a smirk making the Doctor wonder why he even joined this group in the first place. "How did the Major get so high ranked in the SS when he was a gay wasn't it their principle to kill someone like that"?
Scene Change
"Now police girl if you want to live you have to trust me" Fearfully the girl nodded her head as the strange Victorian style clothed man smirked. As he shot the vampire priest. (Author Note: I'm not bothering doing a full description of this scene as we all knows it by now right?)
Sometime Later
"Alucard report" A woman in a purple suit said with platinum blond hair and glasses on commanded.
"There were no survivor lords Hellsing" The voice mocked said a oddly dressed man err monster. He wore a red Victorian styled duster with a broad brimmed hat
"If there were no survivors why are you carrying that girl in your arms Alucard?" The now identified Hellsing demanded
"…. She's not alive" The vampire said.
"Alucard when we return to the mansion you are dead"….."Lord" Hellsing told him.
"I'm sorry to inform you that I already am" ALucard said trying to patronize her
"…" She said nothing but pulled out a pair of blessed Macedonian silver knuckles, put them on, and beat the festering, dead, shit out of him.
Scene Change
"Superior, Roxas has rejoined the organization as you predicted" Saix said a un-neutrally.
"I knew it would be fine Saix return to your post" Xemnas ordered Saix waving him off.
(One Week Later)
"Xemnas, Roxas has left the organization for good" Saix said neutral as he looked up at Xemnas on his bigger than yours throne as they were called by Demyx.
"What makes you think that" Xemnas said
"He wrote in his diar-"with a glare from Xemnas he corrected himself
"Journal I mean that, the only reason he joined was the coats were badass and he apparently got discounts for Sea-Salt Ice cream"
"There is no such discount I checked myself, almost everyone has looked for discounts off any kind all we get are free heartless control" Xemnas said Saix nodded in response
"Well it appears that once he figured out he was only getting discounts because the shop keeper thought he was adorable and wanted to "Hug him to death" she got a talk from 8 (Axel bitches XD) that Roxas was his and his only" She stopped giving the discount then and he left" Saix said
"So let me get this straight, A Loli-con shop keeper has potentially destroyed our plans"
"Yes, Supperior that is the case indeed" Saix said
"Leave me, Saix do not bother my meditation" Xemnas then sat silently The castle did not get any rest for several weeks, and when they returned they found the room in shambles, and so the lowest ranked member of the organization had to clean it up (poor Luxord) meanwhile Xemnas recreated the chairs in the exact same way.
Scene Change
"Hmm… Never mind there probably more organized than us." Naruto thought to himself
"Assassin for the objective we will be using codes to make sure s little damage to the Vatican's image is done no names have been released to the public but make sure no damage is done for the assignment you will go under the guise of Abdul Raaquel a local enforcer of the police Over n out prepare to sortie" At that Naruto grabbed a nearby case half as tall as himself Naruto pushed a button near the back of the plane as the back began to open Naruto waited mean while the pilot put the plane on autopilot
"There is an oasis we are approaching near the mission operation zone on my cue begin descent to the oasis due to the chance of us being traced there will be no parachute"
"Are you kidding me that is insane give me a parachute" Naruto practically yelled.
"No" Was what the pilot said getting the last word as Naruto looked behind then the pilot pushed Naruto out along with the case. Hearing the yelling from below the Pilot smiled then comed in Section XIII headquarters
"Headquarters this is peace Keeper-3" The pilot said
"This is headquarters we read you loud and clear over"
"Package has been delivered over"
"Good, now as for your other order"
"That has been completed as well" The pilot stopped to listen and cupped his left ear and heard Assasins yelling.
" YOU PILOT"! the voice said clearly angry making the pilot chuckle. As he pulled on the parachute chords and it soon unfurled below him as he fell to the oasis.
At the scene
"God damn sack of shit! this priest is willing to die for the catholic religion! Christianity has been spilling mountains of blood with every crusade, this is nothing!" A black haired Japanese girl said cackling/ laughing insanely with a katana drawn while her German accomplish with blond hair stood was next to her with a pair of dessert eagles in both hands while smoking a cigarette.
"Come, on Yumi, the guy has pissed himself from fear just kill the poor bastard already" Heinkel said not enjoying the girl's eccentrics anymore.
"Fine..." Yumi said disappointed and she raised her sword while the terrorist quivered afraid and she decapitated him in one clean swipe.
"Freeze! Put your hands up Heinkel, and Yumi" A voice called out.
"Or what you'll kill us were agents of the divine! Where we may fall 2 more will take each of our places" Yumi said making Heinkel sweatdrop
The voice said nothing and as soon as Yumi stopped talking a bullet hit her in the forehead making her slump to the floor. Heinkel looked over shocked for a moment before running toward where the bullet came from angry from her friend's death.
"Get back her bastard I'll fucking kill you and rape your ass so hard you'll bleed blood for years to come" she yelled making the gun man sigh from her reaction. A few seconds later she saw the man wearing the standard military uniform for the region and she fired her pistols at his head barely missing. Gritting her teeth she went for a drop kick but the man merely stepped back dodging it and when she was recovering grabbed her leg with both hands and threw into a nearby dune while in there six bullets shot out of it hitting the police man in the arms and leg forcing him to the ground . While Henkel took her time walking to him and kicked him over and she leaned down getting a good look at his face.
"Wait a minute your Naru-" And before she finished he spit a tranquilizer dart at her forehead. And she slumped over cradling him while she was on top of him. Meanwhile he had to find a way to radio in. turning as much as he could he could not get his radio of his breast pocked but he saw an opportunity wonder if this is a message from good and he got in as far as he could and tried to use the radio.
Several Hours Later
The ambulances came and picked up the passed out/ dehydrated three while Assassin was being put in several reporters rushed him asking questions.
"Sir what is your name and who are these two" One faceless reporter said
"I am Officer Abdul Raquel and these two are escaped mental facility cases"
"The black haired girl is Yumi.. She was raped by her grandfather and became a hemophiliac with multiple personality disorder. The blond haired one is Heinkel and she –"He then passed out and was put inside and the ambulance drove off. "None realizing he was speaking perfect English".
The Hospital Wing Of The Vatican
"So let me get this straight Naruto was diagnosed with mild suffocation, head exhaustion, and several bullets in him and your complaining of your pay" Maxwell said exhausted.
"Hey we worked hard damn it" Heinkel said not in the mood for Maxwells speech/ lecture.
"And you Uzumaki why did you see fit to nearly suffocate yourself in Heinkel's breasts" Maxwell said
"I have no idea what you mean Maxwell" Naruto said trying to play it cool while Heinkel and Yumi looked ready to kick his ass.
"We have it on tape the entire ordeal which will be shown at tonights movie showing instead of Anderson's movie Passion of The Christ"
"Hath I angered the almighty in some way that I might deserve to die this way" Naruto said to no one in particular in the room.
"Yes" Heinkel said cracking her knuckles with a pair of brass knuckles.
Chapter End
Author Review: well im a bit tired ive had this on my computer for about 2 weeks done I think so I figured ive been on hiatus enough let the games begin!