Strange Muggle Device
Sirius sat in the kitchen sipping tea with his breakfast, when Remus entered the kitchen carrying a box. "You've got mail!"
"Remus, are you my official mailman or something?"
Remus handed over the box. "No, but I've always wanted to be a Muggle mailman. It's been my most secret, deepest, darkest dream for as long as I can remember!"
Sirius ignored this dark revelation and eagerly ripped open the package, causing scraps of brown paper to fly all over the kitchen. Once he had opened the box and discovered its contents, he stared at it for a long moment. "What in the name of Merlin is this thing? It looks evil!"
Remus read the words on the box. "DVD player. I think I've heard of those! It's a strange device that Muggles use."
Sirius shuddered. "Well it looks evil to me!"
"Who's it from?"
Sirius looked at the card that came with the package. "Oh, it's from Larry, my Muggle friend. I want to set up this TNT or whatever it's called right away."
So Sirius and Remus, with the help of the handy-dandy instruction manual, spent five whole hours trying to hook up the DVD player. They finally succeeded.
Sirius clapped his hands in delight. "Success at last! I can't wait to use it."
He sat down on the couch and was about to use the DVD player, when a horrible realization sank in. He didn't have a television.