Chapter 4
The Evil Vampire Who Worries About Her Hairstyle

We shut up. I remembered not to think of any secrets, but by reminding myself of that, I thought of everything I shouldn't think. Edward would be having fun listening to these thoughts.

Sure enough, he leaned over to whisper something to Jasper, who laughed. Edward went back to listening to my thoughts.

This called for desperate measures. I typed on the laptop: And then Jane suddenly appeared!

And then Jane suddenly appeared!

"What the heck? Where am I?" She put down the hood on her gray cloak. For an evil vampire, she had a surprisingly squeaky voice. All of the werewolves (Jacob, Leah, and Seth), with their sensitive ears, appeared to be in pain.

"Darn it! My hair is messed up!" Jane squeaked. Oh wow. The evil vampire who can hurt people by staring at them is worried about her hairstyle. Real scary. She pulled a mirror from her pocket. "Oh gosh. My makeup is smudged!" Jane would never scare me again.

"I was busy! What am I doing here? Whoever put me here will PAY! MWA-HA-HA!"

Jane glared at us, which, considering what had just happened, was more funny than scary. "I WILL DESTROY YOU! BEHOLD MY SECRET WEAPON!"

Jacob looked nervous. "I really hope it's not another makeup brush."

Jane overheard. "A makeup brush? Here I am about to use my amazing magical talent, and I could scare you with a makeup brush?" She pulled out a blush brush. Jacob screamed and ran away. Seth and Leah followed. "Wow," said Jane. "Why are werewolves so scared of makeup brushes?"

Then Mandi saw the makeup brush and ran away to hide in a closet. She has makeup-brush phobia.

"It's a long story," I answered. Jane turned and noticed me for the first time.

"Who are you?" she asked.

"The one who's writing this story," I answered.

Jane looked confused. "I though Stephenie Meyer wrote the Twilight Saga. Hey! That means I'm a copyrighted character! Why are you writing about me?"

"Don't complain to me," I said. "Go yell at . I am not responsible for this."

"Yes you are! You interrupted my shopping trip! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!"

"If that girl Elaine dies, then we don't get to find out how this story ends," reasoned Emmett, if you could call it reasoning. "I wanna find out what happens next and cause the wolves are here Alice doesn't know."

Nessie walked over to Jane and put her hand on Jane's shoulder. She almost had to bend down—Jane was shorter than Alice.

Suddenly Jane started laughing so hard she fell over. I chose this moment to write: And then Jane suddenly disappeared!

And then Jane suddenly disappeared!

Mandi poked her head out of the closet. "Is she gone yet?"

"Wow, Nessie," said Bella. "What did you show her?"

Nessie put her hand on Bella's shoulder, and Bella almost fell over laughing. Jasper laughed too, even though he had no idea what the joke was.

"What is it?" asked Mandi.

"Emmett's singing." Bella was laughing so hard she couldn't finish her sentence.

"Hey!" said Emmett. "I can sing very well!"

"Sure…" we all said.

"Is it that time that Emmett tried to sing karaoke?" asked Edward.

"I think so," answered Alice. "Hey! I can see the future again! Even though the wolves are here!"

"What do you see?" Jasper asked.

"Seth should avoid doors," Alice answered.