"Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyways, show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! That's right, they don't matter, just like common decency in clothes to Rouge the Bat."
"HEY!"
"Oh come on, who let the bats in?"
"Who let the RATS in?"
"Touché. Seriously, how did you get in?"
"I let myself in."
"No ticket, huh?"
"Nope."
"What a shame. Fang?" Rouge was hit with a knockout dart, and Fang dragged her out.
"A little harsh." Sonic said.
"Yeah, but you gotta deal with the infestations quick or you're screwed." Kronic said, shrugging. "Now, onto a game called Let's Make a Date. Tails, you are on a dating type show, unfortunately, all you have to choose from is Sonic, Shadow, and Silver."
"So either way, I'm scarred for life."
"Or in Shadow's case, dead. Anyways, trick to this game is each one of them has a strange characteristic you'll have to guess. So, take it away Tails!"
"Bachelorette #1," Tails started, " I like to think I'm a sensitive guy. Are you sensitive?"
"Well..." Sonic started as his suggestion popped onscreen. A Drag Queen.
"Well, honey, I think I am very sensitive, and in more ways than one." Sonic got up and started to strut, then bend over real far and press together imaginary breasts. He then sat back down.
"O...okay..." Tails said, obviously scarred for life. "Bachelorette #2? Um...the first one scared me. Are you that bad?"
"Am I that bad? No..." Gets off on thoughts of danger.
"But speaking of bad, can you imagine an army of those things...coming...coming closer..." Shadow said, looking like he might go over the top any second.
"Okay, you are just as scary. Bachelorette #3? Um...say something romantic.
"Well..." A Hungry Boa Constrictor
"Well, all I'll say is I'll eat you up..." He started to flick his tongue at Shadow, who drew closer, and Silver started to close the gap as well. Shadow's mouth was wide open...
And Kronic hit the buzzer as much as he could. They instantly drew back, causing all the yaoi fans to boo.
"Well Tails, any guesses?"
"I'm having the weirdest dream Kronic! Sonic was a drag queen, Shadow was turned on by danger, and Silver was a snake."
"Yep, good job." They returned to their seats.
"Well, 1,000 therapy points to Tails." Tails was curled into a ball under his chair. "Sonic, you scarred your little buddy for life."
"I scarred ME for life!"
"Yeah, you scarred me too. Want to know why?"
"Why?"
"Cause I remember being in a club and seeing someone who looked exactly like you. We'll be back to more Whose Line right after this, don't go anywhere!"