Authors Note: I was thinking that the Pines Twins would meet Phineas and Ferb, but then I thought of something else…
So if you still want them to meet each other, then offer some suggestions of how, but I have a feeling you won't be saying much of anything once you read this update.
*I don't own GF or PnF and I don't own any songs that I have revamped to fit this, etc…
Gideon sang to the crowd, some familiar faces were present.
You wish your boyfriend wasn't so dense~
Phineas continued to clap along to the beat and Isabella placed her hands on her hips.
Your brothers build things quite intense…
Candace nodded angrily.
You need more romance in your life…
Lawrence sighed, glancing at his wife.
You do things out of spite~
Buford shrugged.
Your brother's quite a loon.
Roger Doofenshmirtz smiled.
You sir, are a baboon…
Agent Baboon threw his fedora down and stomped away from the crowd.
You love your watermelon…
The woman holding a watermelon rubbed it lovingly.
You are quite the felon…
Dr. Diminutive looked smug.
You are the Regurgitator…
"THE WORLD IS MY NEMESIS!"
And you, kind of hate her…
Suzy glared daggers at Candace.
I could go on forever, but that wouldn't be so clever~
So I must stop this show~
You're mother's quite a-
The audience gasped and everyone's mouths were agape at the next word that escaped Lil Gideon's mouth. Gideon was even shocked as he stared down at his karaoke board that was hidden from anyone's view but his. Okay that WAS NOT supposed to happen!
…
Stan whistled to get the little man's attention and winked at him. The white haired boy turned and gasped, growing increasingly angry and starting to perspire. "You will pay for this Stanford Pines! YOU. WILL. PAY!"
"Hey kid, are you alright?" Doof asked and got no answer.
Perry crossed his arms and glared at the doctor.
Doofenshmirtz looked outraged "Oh, of course you pin the blame all on me! Why would you bring children here in the first place? You're not a good babysitter Perry the Platypus! You're not!"
Dipper continued to weep. His sister was destroyed right in front of his eyes, and there was nothing he could do to stop it. He couldn't even help her! What type of twin brother was he? He had to be the worst brother in the whole universe! "I am the worst brother in the whole universe…" He murmured to himself, loudly enough to be overheard.
The scientist scoffed, muttering "That title's already been taken…"
"By who?" The boy looked up.
"By my brother Roger. I swear, I hate that guy. Plus none of this is your fault."
"Yes it is! I was supposed to watch her and protect her! She's my sister! That's my job, and I blew it! Now she's gone forever…" Dipper's gaze returned to the floor.
"Wait, you think…?" Doofenshmirtz started laughing, wiping a tear from his eye as the boy glared, silently demanding what was so funny.
"What's so funny?" Dipper glared. (Or not)
"You think your sister's dead, right?"
The boy glanced in both directions, readjusting his cap and feeling uncomfortable "Well, yeah…"
"She's not dead, you idiot! She was just transported someplace else! I would never kill anyone! Do you think I'm that cold?"
The platypus raised an eyebrow and Doof scowled "Okay, so I tried to destroy you on multiple occasions, you act like it's a crime! Well, it's not! You're an animal, they're human, it's a big difference!"
The agent sighed, they weren't really in the situation for corrections on the fact that killing animals was a crime- at least in most countries, including America, in which the Tri State Area is located in –but they had to find out where that girl was blasted to and bring her back safely, so this was no time for a heated debate, especially when you couldn't talk.
"So…she's alive?" Dipper asked.
"Of course!" Doofenshmirtz nodded.
The boy sighed in relief, asking another question "So, where is she?"
"That, I don't know…" The man shrugged "She could be anywhere, really. From Mount Everest to in my pants…"
Dipper looked highly disturbed and Doof further explained.
"I had a party once and it got blasted by one of my inators that made things go someplace else, I had a 'in my pants' option and it turns out it was on that setting when the party got zapped. It was a life changing experience…one that I wish to never go through again, for as long as I live…" The scientist looked up and started backing away from the brown haired boy, a look of horror on his face. "W-wait! What are you doing? …Perry the Platypus! Keep him away from me!"
~Phineas and Ferb/Gravity Falls/Phineas and Ferb/Gravity Falls/Phineas and Ferb~
Stan laughed all the way back to his 'Scam Stand'. That'll teach the little pipsqueak…
He smiled as people that were once marveling the makeshift 'Tent of Telepathy' were all but throwing money at him to buy his things. Yep, business was booming…
…
Meanwhile, Gideon was in a rage, just about throwing everything in sight. That included taking the karaoke machine and lifting it over his head to crash to the ground in a million pieces. He kicked the floor and angrily brought out his phone, bashing the numbers in with his fingers and placing it to his ear.
At the Mystery Shack.
Gideon's father tiptoed around the Mystery Shack as quietly as he could, his started ringing and that plan of his was shot straight to hell. He stumbled, knocking over some things that shattered and struggled to catch his phone as it kept flying up in the air. Finally, he caught it and whispered hoarsely into it "Hello?" And the phone went flying once the furious voice exploded into the speakers, the man once again struggled to catch it.
"BURN IT DOWN! I WANT YOU TO BURN THE MYSTERY SHACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! THIS IS THE LAST TIME THE PINE'S WILL MAKE A FOOL OF ME! THE LAST!"
"Son…" His father warned "Think of this clearly now, are you absolutely sure about this?" When all he got was another earful of frantic and ecstatic screaming, he complied and lit a match "Well, if you really feel that way then…" He tossed the lit match on Stan's chair and watched as is slowly lit ablaze.
…
Mabel groaned and opened her eyes, sitting up to rub her aching head. She wasn't bleeding…that was a relief. She sat up further and looked around confusedly. What was she doing in her room?
And why did she smell smoke?
A/N: :O OH SNAP.
~Natty ;)