I don't own Final Fantasy, all the FF characters belong to squaresoft....blah blah blah
Phew....at last! I'm sorry to have made all my Fans wait (sure , as IF) hahaa well I've been busy...very busy...and it's because of them....those damned teachers from hell, they've been keeping me busy, so......now you see how cruel they are!, but I'm going to keep this story as long as I can so don't worry!
FF crew: gulp! That means troubles!
Anna: what! You also want to end like Sephy!
FF crew: *looking at Sephy * NOOOOOOO!!!
Whatever.....returning to the notes....I'm sorry if I offended someone with a comment I did in the last chapter...I think you know....well it was just a stupid comment that came out of my head ( of course you know that I'm insane).
Well as I promised.....CHAPTER 4! WOO-HOO!!
Chapter 4: The man with the tail, and all the other guys....
*in the infirmary *
Anna: well...
Cloud: so.....
Aeris: do you think Sephy is gonna be alright?
Tifa: I dunno.....
Anna: I'm sorry.....
Anna: hey wait a minute! We have materia why is he in the infirmary!
Yuffie: right! *uses materia on Sephy *
Sephy: ........I'm sorry........I'll never interrupt you again
Anna: if you praise your health, you better stay quiet...
Everyone: ...........you're so cruel!
Anna: ok sorry.......but you know......it's getting late we have to go to the next class!
Aeris: we'll meet another of those creepy teachers?
Anna: I'm afraid yes....
Tifa: Barret was with this girl....who was she?
Anna: oh she's my friend! Her name is Sam, they're probably with Nan in the classroom....we should check....
Yuffie: right
*Meanwhile in the classroom.... *
Man with a tail: so...babe what was your name?
Sam:...umm.....Sam....
MWAT: Sam....would you like go out with me?
Sam: well..I...ummm.....^-^'
Barret: is this monkey bothering you?
Sam: no....not really....
Barret: ¬_¬ ggrrrrrrrr
Zidane: ^-^' gulp.....
Barret: leave her alone or else.........!
Zidane: ok, ok! (uuuh is better if I don't get in trouble...)
*Anna and company get inside the classroom *
Anna: so here we are.....
Nan: Hiya!, how is your friend doing?
Anna: he's fine
Sephy: nnn...no ssshhhee....she's....going...tttoo...kill....me......HELP!
Anna: hmm maybe he should rest....
Sephy: brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
Aeris: poor thing......
Cloud: yeah....
Nan: well there he is! The man with a tail!
Anna: what is HE doing here?!!
Cloud: hey it's Goku!
Anna: no....he is....
Aeris: he's cute! ^-^
Tifa: yes! Such a nice tail!
Cloud: woo-hoo! I want an autograph!
Sephy: WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Anna: Zidane?
Cid: who?
Anna: eeeerrr ......mmmmmm....someone.....
Yuffie: .........( I wonder if he has materia?)
Zidane: wow lots of girls!
???: aha! So there you are!
Students: o.O
Zidane: gulp!.....that voice!
???: you though you were going to get away from me!
Zidane:....no...^-^'
???: now come here!
Zidane: yes Garnet...I promise I wont ever run away....
Garnet: really?
Zidane: yes.....
Everyone: aaaaaaahhhhh
Zidane: yes.......
Garnet: oh Zidane...... you're so sweet....
Zidane: yeah....(damn I have to get away from her or else.....I won't be able to see all the hot chicks around here.....)
Garnet: well...lets go back to Alexandria.....
Zidane: IF YOU CATCH ME!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
*Zidane jumps through the window *
Garnet: heeeeeeeeyyYYYYY! COME BACK!!!!!
*Garnet follows Zidane *
everyone: o.O weird.......
Cloud: aaawww I wanted an autograph....
*meanwhile in the girls restroom *
Zidane: phew...she wont find me here...hehehehe
Cait Sith: hey what are you doing here?!
Zidane: humm....well...hiding.......
Cait Sith: ¬_¬
Zidane: ^-^' (gulp!....that scary stuffed toy is looking at me....)
Cait Sith: ( I wonder if he's descendant of Goku?)
Girl 1: look...a cute guy over there!
Girl 2: aaaw now there are 2 cute things here!
Zidane & Cait Sith: (things.......¬_¬ grrrr.......)
Girl 1 & girl 2: aaawww they're so cute ^-^
Zidane & Cait Sith: hehehehehe ^-^ cute girls!
*in the kitchen..... *
Garnet: ZIDANE!!!!! ARE YOU HERE!!!!!
Vincent's voice: HEEEEEEELP!!!!!! PLEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE!!!!
Garnet: mmmmmm.......maybe I should look somewhere else......
*Garnet leaves the kitchen *
Mabel: ok now....since you don't want my food.....maybe we should have a drink......
Vincent: really? That sounds good........but aren't you underage?
Mabel: ¬_¬ .........
Vincent: ok, ok....( boo-hoo T_T ..........help......)
*back to the classroom *
Anna: the next class should begin soon...
*Anna puts a gas mask *
Sephy: o.O
*all the students put a gas mask *
Aeris: .............
Cloud: where has Goku gone? T_T
Tifa: why is everyone using a gas mask?
Yuffie: no idea......
Cid: maybe it's because.........well.......humm.........I don't have any ideas.......
*a terrible smell fills the room as the teacher comes in *
Mr. Stinky: * with a French accent * bonjourmercivienacelebusivousplait......
Everyone: what!!??? O.O
Yuffie: oh the horror.....x.X
Sephy: X.x
Cid: what is that /%&&$"@ smell!!!!!!!
Sephy: yuck........it smells like Cloud....
Tifa: no Cloud smells a little better....I think.....
Cloud: HEY!!!! I don't smell bad.....well...maybe just a little....
Anna: that reminds me of something!
Sephy: oh no.......not again.........
Aeris: hey please stop interrupting the story.........
Anna: but I...........!
*Sephy covers Anna's mouth *
Anna: brbrbrurugfufgjggrigy
Sephy: what?!
Anna: IGTDRDFIOYPGBRBRDEDESA
Sephy: whatever.....I don't care......
Anna: aaaawwwww.....
Mr. Stinky: goodmorningclazztodaywe'regoingtohearatapezoyoucangetfamiliarwithFrench........
Students: o.O??????
*everyone listens to the tape...... *
Anna:......looks like almost everyone is asleep......now it's my chance! *cough * well my french teacher really stinks......in real life I'm not kidding....I hope you never get to know him....hehehehehe
Oh I almost forgot! I haven't learned not a thing in french.....so my french is horrible! (so is my english...hehehehe) so please forgive me if you know french ok? Thanks for your attention! ^-^
Aeris: geez......this girl is always talking.........
Anna: sorry.....hmmm...let's see....what to do.......
Cid: zzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
Anna: I know! I'm gonna see what everyone is dreaming! ( after all is my fic....hehehehe...hahahahahahah......MWAHAHAHAHAHA, ok enough...)
Let's see.......
*Yuffie's dream *
Yuffie: materiazzzzzzzzzzzzz materia zzzzzzzzzzz materia.......
Anna: hmmmm what did you expected? It's Yuffie after all.....
*Cid's dream *
Cid: /%/&$)T&%/$%$&%(/(()&$$$ and (/%/&%)/((/@@8&()&/
Anna: hmmmm...nothing good here.....
*Tifa's dream *
Tifa: Cloud.....Cid....Barret....Vincent......Sephy.......I'm sorry......I'm in love with......
Anna: for some strange reason I don't want to know....
Red XII: c'mon baby let's go.....
Anna: o.O OMG!
*Cloud's dream *
Cloud: where did Goku went? I want an autograph!
Anna: -_- ............
Cloud: hey there!
Anna: gulp! You can see me?
Cloud: yes....what are you doing in my dream? ¬_¬
Anna: well.....I .......um
Cloud: *draws sword *
Anna: yikes!
*Anna leaves Cloud's dream *
*Anna's dream *
Anna: phew.....weirdo....
The other guy: wait a minute.....aren't you the weirdo?
Anna: o.O yes......but what in heavens name are you doing in my dream?!! And what are you doing in my fanfic?!!!
TOG: humm....well.....you're the writer not me....
Anna: oh yeah ...right! ^-^'
TOG: weirdo......
Anna: let's leave this dream.....
*Sephy's dream *
Sephy: I'll rule the world! I'll be a God......MWAHAHAHAHA
Anna: hi Sephy!
Sephy: nooooOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Anna: hehehehehehe
Sephy: no please get away from me!!!!!!
*thousands of mini Anna's surround Sephy *
mini Anna's: MWAHAHAHAHA come here Sephy!
Anna: hmmm..I'm his worst nightmare....
Anna & mini Anna's: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sephy: WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Anna: well Aeris isn't asleep.....so our next victim is......
*Sam's dream *
Sam: wooh! Ricky Martin!
Anna: shake your bon bon!
Sam: yeah!
Ricky Martin: what am I doing here?
Anna & Sam: eerr.....
Anna: well.......
Sam: anyway......
Anna & Sam: LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA!!!!
Cloud & Tifa: YEAAAAAHHHH
Anna: O.O
Sam: *looks around *
*everyone is in Sam's dream * ( yes even the teacher.....)
Sephy: hey it's my idea or there is a rotten-like-smell?
Mr. Stinky & Cloud: it's not me!
Aeris: yeah sure....
Sam: what is EVERYONE DOING IN MY DREAM!!!!!!
Students: .................o_____O
Anna: humm well......
???: so there you are Cloud!!!!!
Cloud: o.O
Tifa: I know that voice.....
Yuffie & Aeris: the Turks!
Barret & Sephy: whaaAAAAAAAAAATTTT?????
Well that's it
At last is finished! Yay! Paaaaaaaarrty!!!!
Everyone: ........she's so damned crazy.....
Anna: -_-.......so what?
Everyone: *remember how she almost kills Sephy *
Aeris: gulp!
Tifa: you're thinking about the same, right?
Aeris: yes.....
Anna: whatever........
Well I hope you like it...it took me a long time to finish...I have a lot of work at school......hehe maybe you thought that my crazy ideas were gone heh? Hehehehe bad news for you....I still have a lot of them! ^-^
So what would happen with the Turks?
Why is everyone in Sam's dream?
Find out in the next chapter!.