You Are Mine
Me: Ok First of all THNAKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU !!!!!! to all my Reviewers!!!! This one is gunna be the long chappie so just enjoy!!!!
"Off of Him" yelled Kyuubi (yes I no kyuubi)
"Kyuubi!!!!! Help Me oniichaaaaan!" yelled a confused and flushed blonde kitsune.
"Now-Now Naru-chan are you ok? Did any of these low life freaks of nature hurt you?" whispered kyuubi gently to the blonde fox.
"N-no b-b-but They're looking at me like im ramen! It's really really freaky! Did they not eat breakfast or something?! They should've just gone and ate in the cafeteria!" yelled a very very confused naruto.
"uhh…..naruto…….you are so clueless they're looking at you with lust filled eyes!" Said the brotherly figure.
"What's That?" asked naruto.
"It's-well……(sigh) I cant believe im telling you this its well when you start to have sexual desires for someone…………….."
"………. R-really?"
"Yes Naruto really"
"Ok then…………..you guys are officially gross" muttered the disgusted blond
Just then, "Oi! Kyuubi-kun! Where are you un?"
"W-what the…..Deidara?! What's up?" Kyuubi said
"It's time to go to cla-Omygawd! Such a cute little UKE!!!!!!!" shouted the long haired blonde
At That instant naruto blushed a crimson red knowing what the word 'UKE' meant."Ummmm, well I-I don't think im a UKE you know….I mean I have muscles!!! …….Right?"naruto pumped up his hands in the air only faltering once he saw the look of doubt flash across the others' faces.
"Poor, poor naru-chan he doesn't know why people think he's an UKE" deidara giggled"Ne, sasori-dannna?". "hn" the red haired puppet mumbled. "A-ano e-eto deidara sempai? Wh-why DO people think im an UKE?" asked the ever so clueless blonde
"Awwww Naru-chan I just wanna bring you home!!!!" At the comment the small- (sasori: Im notsmall dammit!) ummm HUGE red head growled."Aww come on saori danna its not like I like him THAT way! He's just like a cute little baby brother to me! I mean seriously! He's Blond like me! Heck,he's an UKE like me too!!!...yeah" Everyone blushed a light tint of pink since they now knew Deidara's position in bed.
"I AM NOT CONSIDERED AN UKE HERE!!! I'M MANLY TOO DAMMIT!!!" Everyone guffawed at the said statement. "hahaha naru---hahaha naruchan you are so f-f-funny!.......un" Deidara claimed while waving her hand in front of her face. " Come now, NAru-chan Let me teach some new things you should really know in order to watch your nice hot butt of yours ne? Un…" As The blondes walked out of the room All the rest of the people in the class room started to argue to who would the blond ball of sunshine would pick.
(Meanwhile) Outside the Classroom
Bastard!..........Meaner!!!!!............No ME!!!!!
What The!!!..............................Stop picking your nose!
He's Gonna be mine!.............
The door opened to reveal a furiously blushing blonde blue eyed beauty……."Meep." He muttered and then all who were arguing turned their gaze onto the other blonde.
"What did you say to him?!!?!?!" All the other semes growled.
"Oh Nothing much just a few lessons about shmex " she grinned mischeviously
At The mention of the word naruto twitched incontrollably. "I-Im gonna go to the bathroom……."
At The end of the sentence all guys answered….."I'll go with You!!!!! Let Me Help you with that!"
"Just don't molest my Naru-chan got it!!!!" Kyuubi yelled out indignantly.
"Yes Kyuubi………." All of them yelled out back in monotone.
Me: Well, I don't really know where this is heading! So,If I Get Reviews saying You guys want this to continue the n I will think about it but if you don't really like it an I don't really get much reviews then ill just keep it one there….
Naruto: Yeeeees!
Everyone (that likes naru-chan):
Me : So please R&R!