Idioms

I do not own anything you recognize…

This one is actually supposed to be posted tomorrow, but I wanted to get it in ahead of time because I have relatives visiting. Anyway, I hope you enjoy! And if you think of any idioms that you haven't seen me write about yet, feel free to post them:) Thanks!

White Elephant

"Sam," Dean said, "I hate to tell you this, but sometimes you are a white elephant!"

The Winchesters had just finished a gig and Dean was beaten up pretty badly. Sam had been knocked out, leaving Dean to finish the job while having the new found glory of playing protector for Sam. That is until Dean had taken a knife to the stomach. Then Sam miraculously woke up from his slumber and put a spring in his step. Soon enough the demon was dead as a door nail. But that didn't stop Dean's anguish.

"Sorry," Sam said with extra emphasis, "Maybe if you had given us extra salt I wouldn't have lost so soon!"

"Don't blame this on me, Sam! You damned, little white elephant," Dean said, stuttering for insults toward the end.

Sam, not wanting to further the brotherly fight resorted to his favorite swear, "Jerk."

Before Dean could retort, Sam climbed into the car, signaling a fight ended.

Dean stared at the place where Sam's head had previously been before muttering, "Bitch," under his breath.