Alright, next after this one will be Mayuri. I'm almost considering making him a two chapter one, since I had already written a chapter for him, and then someone posted a brilliant idea . Oh, tomorrow I MIGHT be posting 1 or 2 new Bleach stories. Not comedy but yeah, check them out whenever I get them up. Anyway...
Ukitake
This time, it was perfect.
He had one of the next best looking captains, some man named Ukitake, and there was already a girl sitting by his side. Brilliant, this was working out so well this time. No geek, no incestuous pedophile...
It was all well until he went in for the kiss.
Hack cough cough hack cough hack.
"What the..." he trailed off, holding his hands up to his mouth. Blood spattered his sleeves. The girl stood up and screamed, fleeing from the bar.
"Wait, no, don't go!" he scrambled to chase after her, only before hacking once more.
"You've got to be kidding me."