A/N: Hello, here's another chapter for you to read. Still not J.K. Rowling. Sorry for the super late update.

Flitwick- You guys will probably not like this question, but I was required to do this by Professor Dumbledore.

Hannah- Come on, we can take it, Professor.

Flitwick- "How do you make friends?" Oh my goodness.

Hannah- Never mind, I'm out.

Susan- Come on Hannah. But that is an awful question. Did Professor Dumbledore really think that we wouldn't internally and externally cringe at that?

Flitwick- Just answer the question so we can get this over with.

Blaise- I don't make friends. Or nobody tries to make friends with me.

Draco- I tried to be best buddies with you! I'm still trying!

Blaise- Exactly why I don't make friends.

Anthony- I rely on my parents to meet other parents and introduce to to their children. Then I become clingy and never let them stop being friends with me.

Terry- Yeah, that's exactly how we met. It ended up working out, though.

Anthony- Thanks for being my friend, Terry. And you are cool to, Micheal.

Michael- We met by me being awkward and lonely and them taking pity on me.

Anthony- Yeah, you were just looking so lonely and sad and had no friends so we just decided to invite you into our buddy group. And you never left our buddy group, and I'm happy about that.

Draco- I just say my last name and hope that somebody notices and latches on.

Harry- Yeah, that does not work. Mostly because nobody really cares who your parents are unless.

Draco- But that's what my father told me to do! That's how he made friends in school.

Harry- By saying, "My name is Malfoy. Lucius Malfoy." Only desperate people do that.

Draco- I just thought it sounded pretty cool. And I thought that everybody knew how influential the Malfoy family was before I got to Hogwarts and would want to be buddies with me because of my power in the government and influence over everything.

Hermione- Technically, you have no power until you come of age.

Draco- Yeah, I was not told that. Father just told me to ride on my family name.

Hermione- Hello, my name is Granger, Hermione Granger. Can you see what is wrong with this picture now?

Draco- Yeah, I see this now. Ronald, you tell us how you hoodwinked Potter.

Ronald- Yeah, um, I just sat in his train compartment and we ate a bunch of food.

Harry- No, I asked your Mum how to get past the train platform entrance thing, you already knew who I was, so you immediately gravitated towards me. It also helped that you already knew that I was Harry Potter and that all of the other compartments are full.

Ronald- Wait- I had no clue who you were when I sat down in that train compartment.

Hermione- Oh, stop lying Ronald. In one of his more paranoid, "Everybody is out to get me!" moments, Harry told me that he overheard Fred and George telling you that the boy your Mum helped get on the train platform was Harry Potter before you entered the compartment.

Ronald- You heard that?

Harry- Yes.

Hannah- This should be a reality television show. You know, trouble amongst the trio.

Susan- That is so good! We have got to start scripting a pilot episode. If we could figure out how to get a video camera working around Hogwarts, that would be awesome.

Flitwick- Video cameras can't work around Hogwarts. It's impossible.

Susan- Not for long. My aunt already started teaching me some Arithmancy and Ancient Runes. I know exactly what I'm going to do once I learn them better. I'm pretty sure that it's the design of the wards. If we can change the form of radio waves through magic, we can get them through the wards and into a radio. It's a start, and it's just like those cool bending out spells that people learn in sixth year.

Flitwick- That is some very impressive thinking. But back to the question, I need to record your answers and give them to Professor Dumbledore.

Anthony- Oh, so he actually cares about our mental health now? Sweet,

Flitwick- Come on, he does actually care about you guys more than you could think.

Anthony- Oh, so that's why there are so many school counselors at this school. And why did he send the Slytherins down to the dungeons where the troll was believed to be on Halloween? We all know that that was just a stupid move.

Daphne- That wasn't just stupid, it nearly caused half of the people in Slytherin to faint in fright. Like, you're actually going to send students into the path of the troll? Wow, great head mastering.

Terry- And I never thought about why there are no counselors here. There were at least two in my muggle elementary school. You know, when you stick a thousand moody teenagers in a castle and tell them to do magic, there will be issues between students that can't just be solved by a detention and a talk with a Head of House.

Blaise- Oh my goodness, it is so awkward when you have to talk to your Head of House, especially in Slytherin.

Daphne- Wait, you talked one on one with Professor Snape? Is that why you needed that calming drought on Wednesday?

Blaise- Yes, it was. I thought that he was going tell me about how I had failed a homework assignment, but he just wanted to tell me how I was such a talented student. He's even scary when he is complimenting you.

Harry- At least you are doing well in Potions. If Professor Snape called me into his office, it would not be because I was a star student.

Hermione- It's just because you put no effort into your work. We've already discussed how your work habits have caused you problems.

Flitwick- Are we going to get anymore discussion of that prompt? I actually need stuff to discuss at the staff meeting.

Draco- Talk about how there are no counselors in a school of teenagers.

Flitwick- Okay, whatever. That is a valid point, though. We probably should have some guidance counselors. Anyways, next question.