Okay, so really sorry it has taken me so long update. For everyone who has been patiently waiting here you go. I promise I have not given up on this story and I will keep updating. If I do ever decide to stop updating I will let you know so you are not sat there wondering on way or the other.
Buffy was resting her head against the the chopper wall with her eyes shut, just relaxing in the downtime before all the drama starts when she heard a quiet bing. She looked over to see Harley looking at her phone with a dopy grin on her face. She lent over and whispered, "Who's the guy?" Harley looked up quickly with a guilty, just got caught with her hands in the cookie jar, look on her face.
" He's my Pudding" she said, keeping her voice low as not to attract anyones attention. " I haven't seen him in a while and I miss him so much. I can't wait till he comes and gets me."
"Is he like you?" Buffy asked with a grin on her face. Harley grin widens but Buffy can tell by her eyes that Harley took her question badly.
"What crazy?" Harley asked, leaning into Buffy's face.
"No, is he a criminal?" Buffy replied. Harley's grin relaxed and the hurt leaves her eyes.
"Yeppp." Harley replied with a pop, she sighed dreamily. "He's a mob boss, he robs banks and he's even been locked up before. Also he is crazy so we fit together really well. He's my soul mate."
Buffy smiled at the look an Harley's face. "I had that once, although I tried to ignore it. He gambled, fought, was crass, was always there for me and he loved me completely. He was perfect, and I spent most of our relationship treating him like crap." At Harley's look of disbelief, Buffy continued. "No, literally, I was constantly beating the crap out of him. And now I really miss him and will never see him again." Buffy explained with a sad face. Harley smiled trying to make Buffy feel better.
"Well, your purrrrty, nice and you have a mean punch. You will have guys crawling all over you. If you don't find the one for you and Pudding doesn't mind sharing me, I'll have you. I bet I can gamble, fight and be crass, as well as any man." Harley replied giggling. Buffy smiled and leaned to give Harley a kiss in thanks.
"Thanks Harls, I needed that." Buffy said giggling at the look of shock on Harley"s face. Harley finally snaps out of her shock and looks around and notices most of the guys staring at her and Buffy. She glanced at Buffy and they both burst out laughing.
Buffy and Deadshot where talking about his daughter when Harley spoke up" Look at the pretty light, are you guys seeing this?" Buffy glanced out the window and mumbles.
"At least there are no tentacles." Rick hearing her chuckles whilst the other give her and odd look.
"What happened?" questioned Deadshot.
"Terror attack, dirty bombs, bad guys shooting up the place. Usual shit" replied Rick. Buffy gives him a deadpan look.
"Right." Nods Deadshot. "You know your a bad lier. I don't know if they told you but I'm a hitman, I'm not a fireman. I don't save people."
"Anything for a dollar right." replies Rick looking at him in disgust.
"You know the dark places too, don't act like you don't." Deadshot said.
"I'm a solider , you're a serial killer who takes credit card. When the shooting starts, and it will, you'll cut and run." Rick accuses whilst pointing at Deadshot. Deadshot scowls.
Suddenly there is a thunk and Rick ducks, everyone looks and sees a small throwing knife inbeded in the chopper where Ricks head was. Everyone turns to look at where the knife came from and sees Buffy sat there nonchalant using a similar knife to clean under her nails. "What the HELL, Buffy?" asked Rick, giving Buffy a disgruntled look.
"Get off your high horse Rick, you and I have spent way to much time together for you to even think about preaching to anyone about morals when I am in the vicinity." Buffy replied in a monotone voice. " And don't give me that look, the knife was a friendly reminder. You know if I had actually wanted to hit you with that knife you would be bleeding." Rick looks a bit sheepish and looks away. Everyone else is still looking at Buffy in shock. Deadshot gives Buffy a small grin and a nod of acknowledgement. Harley starts giggling to herself.
The chopper starts to shake and Harley grabs Buffs hand. The girls look at each other as the chopper starts to spin out.
"Wahooooooo" cried Harley,. The chopper continued spinning out and then crashed to the ground. "Can we do that again?" she asked. Rick looked over and gave her an exasperated look.
"You okay Buff?" questioned Rick. Buffy grinned.
"You know it takes a lot more than that to knock me off my feet solder boy" Replied Buffy. The meta's start following the G. , walking further into the derelict city. Buffy looked at Rick and nods her head to the side. "I am going to take a look ahead." Rick nodded giving her the go ahead, as Buffy started jogging round the corner. Buffy runs a few miles a head and notices black masses in the distance. She tried to asses what sort of monster they are when she released that the weren't setting off her slayer senses. "Odd." Buffy tried to suss out if they are human when she suddenly hears and explosion. "Shit,' she mumbles as she starts running back to the team. Buffy notices that slipknot is hanging off a building with no head. "Really Rick, I leave you alone for a few seconds and your already blowing some ones head off." Buffy said exasperatedly. Rick just shrugged and continued walking ahead. Buffy kept step with Rick and started scolding him.
Deadshot and Harley are walking together. "Right I am going to kill him." Deadshot grumbles to Harley pissed off.
"Well, you better make it quick, because he is going to kill all of us one by one." Replies Harley.
"I'm going drop him, the sword lady, and 5 or 7 of these seals. After that I am going to need some help, you down?" asked Deadshot.
"Always, but what about cutie she's kind of grown on me and more importantly what about the shit in our necks." she asked.
"We don't need to kill Buffy just knock her out and your friends going to help us out with our necks. Right?" he replied.
Harley grinned and nudged Deadshot with her shoulder. "Your my friend too."
"Stay evil doll-face and spread the word" He replied walking off.
Buffy chuckles, Rick glances over. "What?" He questioned.
"They're just planing a mutiny." Buffy replies. Rick stops and turns to face Buffy his face pinched, looking ready bro beat the shit out of someone. "Don't worry I got your back." Said Buffy sensing the oncoming explosion of Ricks temper. Ricks radio interrupt from the alpha team saying that there are people up ahead. Buffy nods at Rick as he heads over.
"Amanda, we got hostiles up ahead." Rick said into his radio. After listing to her warning he replied " Copy that." Then diverted the alpha team.
"I like these odds mate, you just say the word," said Boomerang noticing the most the seal heading off to a different location.
"Yer, Come on." Harley agreed. Deadshot looked around unsure.
"Yes, hold that thought." He said putting his scope on and walking up to where Rick and Buffy were stood. "What the hell are they?" he asked Rick. Rick didn't look away from the things in the distance just readjusted his gun. Katana pulled out her blade and Deadshot raised his gun as well. Digger on the other hand opened a soda and ducked into an ally.
Suddenly the black people like shapes started charging towards them and the seals, Rick and Deadshot let loose a tone of bullets. Some dropped but some made it past the front line. Katana sliced the head of the first on that reached her and it crumbled like charcoal. Harley started shooting and Crock through one through a windscreen. Whilst the fighting ensued El Diablo walked away and lent against a building away from the fighting. When El Diablo looked to the side Buffy was lent next to him he looked shocked not having seen her come up.
"You know. One day you are going to have to deal with the demons inside you. You can't always walk away." said Buffy calmly, as if there wasn't a battle field around them. El Diablo looked down at her watching her as she watched Harley save Rick from the things trying to cart him away.
"You don't know about my demons." El diablo replied.
"I have a better idea than you think." Replied Buffy a she watched Deadshot single handedly take down the last 20 monsters.
Deadshot then walked up to Rick. "Thats how I cut and run." Deadshot said as he walked past him. Rick watched him as he walked away. Buffy smiled overhearing this. She then turned to El Diablo.
"This has been fun but if you'll excuse me." Buffy said as she started jogging past everyone to the front. "Dibbs" everyone overheard her say to Rick as she past him. They all looked confused when she stopped about 30 feet in front of everyone, till they followed her line on sight and saw 20 more monsters come round the corner. The seals started to raise there guns when Rick waved them off with a grin on his face. The metas all looked at Rick in confusion, why wasn't he helping Buffy. They turned to help her when they froze in shock. Buffy was taking on all 20 monsters bare handed by herself, and she was winning. Buffy finished off the monsters and turned back to everyone, noticing Ricks grin and the shock on everyones face she grinned.
"What I couldn't let you guys have all the fun, I needed a work out." Said Buffy walking back over to Rick.
"Damm. That is one bad ass chick." Said Deadshot as he walked over to the rest of the team. Digger looked at El Diablo.
"You weren't much help."He accused.
"Trust me its better this way." Replied El Diablo.
One of the soldiers turned to Rick and said, "The brief said terrorists."
"Yer what are they?" asked Harley
"That thing has on a $3000 watch, what sort of monster wears a $3000 dollar watch?" Deadshot questioned Rick.
"A lawyer." joked Buffy
"It was a person and now its not." Said Rick walking off. "Keep moving."
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