Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns Harry Potter and I based the fic off of IcyPanther's Parenting Class. (With her permission!) It's really good and I definitely suggest it!

This entire fan fiction is dedicated to my older sister. I hope that you like it, even though you don't like fan fiction. Happy Hanukah mi hermana!

NOTICE: This story is a humor fic. I have no plans as of yet to include any Lucius angst for Draco, and merely plan on making this fic as funny as I can. There may be a little Hermione angst, but I truly doubt it. I just don't write that type of story…

I am so so so SO sorry that it's been so long since I updated. Midterms were killers, and then I had a project due. However, I am back on schedule now! This chapter is just a start to how crazy the kids can get! Muhahahahahahaha...

thanks to just.a.reader.not.a.writer, momo and zuko make me happy, caramary, and EvaliaPoison for reviewing! Your feedback is great!!!! -dances around happily- To Heavenly Dancer, (if you are still reading this fic...), I'm sorry that I did not give sufficient warning that my fic focuses on the OC group. I changed the summary to accomadate your objections. -bow of apology-

Kids Say The Darndest Things

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CHAPTER FOUR: Living with the kids

The two girls stared at the suddenly adorable young boys. The little blond boy glanced around with a large grin on his face, his slightly chubby cheeks rosy. The dark haired boy glanced around as well, but with a slight frown on his features. The little blond boy, or Draco, turned to Blaise who stared back at him. Draco, after staring for a few moments at Blaise's pinched face, looked up at the twins and said happily, "HI! My name's Draco Malfoy and I'm SIX years old!" He held up his fingers, showing six tiny fingers to the girls. "My daddy is Lucius Malfoy, my momma is Narcissa and my favorite house elf in the whole wide world is Dobby! He's the best! And, and, I really like the color red! It's really pretty! My favorite animal is a lion! And-and…who are you?"

Leah and Missy both whispered "Aw…he's so cute!" as Blaise stared at the talkative young boy in confusion. Bolstered by the blond's achievement, Blaise cleared his little throat to say quietly, "M-my name is Blaise Zabini, I live with my mommy, and my favorite animal is a-a…I don't know, I don't have a favorite animal. Uh…we don't own house elves? W-wait, I'm getting confused…OH! My favorite daddy was Wilfred Manlius Sargeant. He was really nice. But he died last year. Now mommy is married to Casper Docher. He's okay…and is that enough?"

Leah cleared her throat to stop herself from shrieking, "They are so CUTE!" and replied calmly, "Hi! My name is Leah Pasline. This is my twin sister Missy Pasline. We'll be taking care of you for the next six weeks while your parents are away on business. You two will stay here at Hogwarts with us, and attend some of our classes with us. Does that sound okay?" She smiled brightly at the two boys, both of whom smiled back, though Draco's was a bit bigger.

Draco said cheekily, "You didn't introduce yourselves the right way! You have to tell us your favorite animals, your favorite color, and something interesting!" He clapped his hands together happily as he waited for the girls to answer.

Missy smiled when Leah nearly danced because she thought they were so cute. Sighing, Missy knelt beside the two boys and introduced herself the "right" way. "I'm Missy Pasline. My parents are Mateo and Anna Pasline. My favorite animal is a dog, my favorite color is purple, and I speak Pig Latin."

Leah calmed herself, knelt next to the boys, grinned widely, and said, "I'm Leah. My favorite animal is an otter, my favorite color is baby blue, and my sister and I are from America."

"Wow!" Draco shrieked. "You're from America? That is so cool! Are there really flying motor vehicles there?"

At the same time, Blaise turned to Missy to ask, "What's Pig Latin?"

Both girls knew that, however cute their charges were, they would have their hands full keeping the kids occupied. At the same time, the girls could barely contain themselves from throwing their arms around the boys and squealing about how cute they were.

At dinner…

Leah and Missy brought the two boys down to the Great Hall, sat them down at the Ravenclaw table, and then looked around to see who was a child and who were the caretakers. At the Gryffindor table, a miniature Ronald Weasley sat between a very relieved looking Harry Potter and a content looking Hermione Granger. Between Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan, an adorable Pansy Parkinson sat, gripping one of Seamus' hands as she politely asked Dean to pour her more pumpkin juice. The boys looked relieved that she was so poised, and didn't object to her wishes. At the Slytherin table sat an uncomfortable looking Neville Longbottom and a pleased looking Millicent Bulstrode, with a mini Parvati Patil in tow. Padma Patil sat a little further down the table from the Paslines, with a nervous looking Lavender Brown and extremely happy, extremely messy Daphne Greengrass between them.

Leah hid a smile when Padma noticed that Daphne had been smearing her jello with marshmallows down her front, obviously delighted at the feel of the slime soaking into her clothes. Padma and Lavender removed the jello immediately with magic, both girls not knowing what to say to one another. Leah supposed that, although Lavender and Parvati were close friends, that friendship might not extend to Parvati's twin sister. Padma smiled weakly at Leah and Missy who both grinned back with apologetic smiles.

Draco and Blaise had immediately dug in, picking the specific foods they wanted to eat, pointing them out to one of the girls, and then shoveling the food into their mouths with as much dignity as two six year old boys can muster the second the food was on their plates. Missy looked over the two boys, grabbed a few napkins from the table, and then tucked them into the boys' shirts to prevent any spills. Then, Leah and Missy began to eat.

A large crash suddenly came from the Gryffindor table, causing everyone to look over in shock. Pansy had leapt onto the table, and then jumped off of it to run at the Ravenclaw table, much to Dean and Seamus' surprise. "DRACOOOOOOOOOOOO! DRACODRACODRACODRACODRACODRACO!"

Draco looked up, and his face split into a grin. "Hi Pansy! Are your parents away too?"

Pansy scrambled up onto the Ravenclaw bench beside Draco and plumped herself down, nodding happily. "Dean and Seamus are taking care of me! Isn't that really nice? I'm gonna marry Seamus when I grow up!"

A few students chuckled at the girl's unabashed proclamation, leaving Seamus blushing profusely and apologizing again and again to the students around him, for Pansy had left a mess when she ran over the table. He began throwing napkins down to stop the spills from spreading more, when Hermione reached over with her wand and quivkly vanished the mess, much to his relief. Dean ran over to the Ravenclaw table, apologizing to Leah and Missy for disrupting their meal.

"It's okay! We don't mind! Not when she's so adorable!" Leah grinned happily up at an embarrassed Dean, and then turned her attention to Pansy. "Now Pansy, you can't run over tables like that, okay sweetheart? You have to walk around them. And ask your guardians if you may leave the table. Okay?"

Pansy nodded, her arms wrapped around tightly Draco's neck as she jumped up and down on the bench in utter happiness, not noticing Draco slowly turning red, and then blue from lack of air.

"Merlin! Please let go of Draco, okay Pansy? You're going to hurt him!" Dean yelped when he saw the struggling boy. Pansy let go immediately, shouting her apologies as Draco smiled widely, apparently not disturbed in the slightest bit that Pansy had been slowly suffocating him.

Draco then pushed Blaise towards Pansy, saying, "This is my roommate! He's really quiet! Blaise, say hi to Pansy!"

Blaise smiled slightly, whispering, "Hi Pansy. It's very nice to meet you."

Pansy simply threw her arms around his neck and shouted, "HI BLAISE! I'm Pansy and I'm going to marry Seamus when I grow up!"

Let the introductions begin…

About an hour later, after all the children had had their say (i.e. Hi! I'm Daphne! My favorite color is puke green and this jello is really cold! OR Hi! I'm Ron! I'm gonna be the best keeper in the world someday! OR Hi! My name is Parvati! I've got a twin named Padma and I'm wearing underwear! Etc., etc., etc...), the groups slowly made their ways back to their dorms, many of the students planning on giving their charges baths due to the minor food fight that Daphne had started by dumping a load of jello on Pansy's head, thus dying the young girl's hair green.

Leah and Missy carried their charges up to the dorm, listening quietly as Draco babbled about how he and Pansy played over the summers and played dress up, catch the snitch, and tea party. Blaise snored softly from Missy's back as he slept, apparently not wanting to get involved with the conversation.

However, bath time was a different matter…

"I DON'T WANNA! ONLY DOBBY GIVES ME BATHS! NO NO NO NO NO!"

"DRACO! GET IN THE BATH! IT'LL JUST BE A RINSE TONIGHT, SAVVY?"

"Leah, he doesn't know what that means! Say okay or understand!"

"Missy, I don't want to take a bath tonight…I'll take one in the morning, okay? I promise!"

"Sure Blaise, let's get you ready for bed, okay?"

"Let me go get my toothbrush…savvy?"

"HOLY MERLIN LEAH! NOW BLAISE IS SAYING IT!"

"I'M SORRY! I promise never to say it again, okay? BUT ONLY IF A CERTAIN BLOND RUNT GETS INTO THE BATH!"

"I'M NOT A RUNT! I'M JUST SMALL FOR MY AGE!"

"GET IN THE TUB, DRACO!"

"Missy…are they going to be done any time soon?"

"If I have a say they will…"

"Draco…please, I'm begging you, just get in the tub. It will be a quick bath, okay?"

"…Fine. But only if you take one too, Leah."

"I'm taking one after I get you into bed, okay?"

"Fine. But it better not be too cold!"

"How about you sit with me and we'll test it out before you get in, okay?"

"Okay! That sounds like fun! Can you wash my hair like Dobby does?"

"Sweetheart, I don't know what Dobby does. Why don't you tell me and we'll see?"

Thus, bath time became a daily ritual: Blaise in the mornings before breakfast, Draco at night after dinner… Savvy?

AN: Okies, that's chappie numero cuatro. Like?

I know it's short, but I didn't want to combine the next chapter with it, because then it would be too long. I've gotten complaints that my chapters are too long before, so I figured I can wait. If I get enough reviews for this chapter, maybe I'll update on Saturday on Sunday so you all don't have to wait so long!

REVIEW FOR ME! I love you all, even those who don't but I'd really appreciate feedback!

Thanks to TamX2 for beta-ing and letting me use her as a base for Missy's character…

MWAHs to y'all!