Here is chapter 4! I hope that you all enjoy this one!:3
Cortex was talking to his minions about what they should do, but they all got into an argument about it.
"Hey hey! Fine. I think we need a break so how about we choose a place to eat at while we think about our plan to kill Crash." Cortex suggested.
"Tiny wants to eat at Joes!" Tiny jumped up first.
"Uh no, Joe is already here!" Cortex pointed to Komodo Joe who was standing there.
"I say we can eat at hot burgers mate." Dingodile suggested.
"Sure, that sounds good, it's fancy and great! Hahahahaha!" Ripper Roo laughed.
"Okay for once I don't care where we eat at." Tropy stepped in.
"Great! Let's go eat because I'm starving!" Cortex smiled as he started up the blimp.
"What harm can Crash do while we are out?" Rilla Roo asked.
"He can't hurt us." Koala Kong growled.
"Are you mad because you had to wear a dress dude?" Ripper Roo asked while laughing.
"It wasn't fun!" Koala Kong stomped on the floor of the blimp.
"Okay okay! Hahahahahaha! TNT for me then!" Ripper Roo replied laughing.
"Calm down Ripper Roo!" Brio shouted as he stopped bouncing around and sat down.
"How can I eat when my paws are tied in this jacket!" Ripper Roo growled.
"We can let you go? But you can't run around, okay?" Cortex replied.
"Can Tiny order fries?" Tiny asked.
"We are not even there yet." Brio replied.
"Hey Tiny, are you in a rush to kill Crash?" Koala Kong asked.
"Uh no!" Tiny quickly said.
"Then why are you asking about ordering food now?" Koala Kong questioned him.
"Tiny is super hungry!" Tiny roared.
Uka Uka was in the bathroom. He was sitting there in anger.
(They better hurry up and kill that Bandicoot or I will make them all parish!)
At Hot Burgers…
Cortex and his group walked in and rang the bell for the waiter to show them where to sit, the place looked fancy like Ripper Roo said.
(Dingodile and Ripper Roo must have been here before.) Cortex thought.
N Gin loved the waitress in the dress.
"Oh my, she looks lovely!" N Gin commented.
"Stop it!" Brio smacked him.
"Hello may I help you boys?" The waitress asked.
"Yes, we would like a table for… How many of us is it? Tables for 20, like a party table if you have one." Cortex replied.
"We have a party table, follow me." She said as she led the way to the party table.
After showing them to the table they all got in and sat down. Tropy was looking at the menu that was already placed down when they got there.
"What are you getting Cortex?" Brio asked.
"I don't know, there are lots of Burgers in this menu." Cortex said looking at the great looking burgers.
"I'm going to have the party burger! Lots of cheese and meat in it!" N Gin joined in.
"Tiny wants a party burger too!" Tiny roared.
"Does everyone want a party burger?" Cortex asked.
"Yes!" Everyone answered.
"Okay, I will have one too." Cortex sighed.
"So did you boys order yet?" The waitress asked.
"Yes, we are all going to have a party burger, please bring us 30 of them." Cortex replied.
"Okay, 30 party burgers, coming right up!" The waitress walked away.
"So I hope this food isn't costing us a lot on money." Cortex sighed.
"Relax mate, enjoy yourself." Dingodile replied.
"Yeah, it's a party table so have fun!" Rilla Roo smiled.
"I agree." Koala Kong was setting down his menu.
"Tiny will finish the big party burger and strong koala bear won't!" Tiny teased.
"And what's that supposed to mean! Stupid tiger face!" Koala Kong growled.
"Uh stop it! You two are making a scene!" Cortex warned them.
"It means that Tiny can finish food!" Tiny roared.
"And I can't! You're going to see!" Koala Kong growled.
"Oh boy." Pinstripe did the face palm.
"N Gin, are you messing around?" Brio asked as N Gin was caught talking to girls again.
"Back to the table, now!" Cortex shouted.
"I like these girls!" N Gin was in love with the waitress.
"Here are your 30 party burgers, they are big, do you think you can finish them?" The waitress asked.
"Uh yeah, we can finish these." Cortex replied.
"Tiny wants one first!" Tiny was banging on the table.
"Ripper Roo gets the first one since he was right about this place." Cortex said as he gave one to Ripper Roo.
"Thank you! Hahahahaha!" Ripper Roo grabbed the burger and was eating it in one bite.
"Tiny and Koala Kong." Cortex said handing them each one party burger.
"Tiny is going to eat now!" Tiny roared while shoving the burger in his mouth and finishing it quickly.
"Uh, okay then…" Rilla Roo was confused.
"Mate, it's nice to relax and enjoy the food." Dingodile reminded him.
Rilla Roo just nodded.
"It is." He replied.
Everyone was eating.
"Hey Tropy, can you pass the salt?" N Gin asked.
"Why do you need salt on a burger? Are you nuts?" He asked.
"I always eat salty burgers." N Gin replied.
"Fine, here's your salt." Tropy muttered.
"So how are your burgers?" The waitress walked in and asked.
"They taste great!" Ripper Roo laughed.
"There okay." Pinstripe replied.
"We can't wait to eat here again mate!" Dingodile added.
Rilla Roo agreed with a nod.
"Great! I will be coming with your bill real soon!" The waitress walked away again.
"Tiny is full!" Tiny moaned.
"Me too." Koala Kong groaned.
"You two ate the remaining extras!" Cortex was surprised.
"We were seeing who would finish off the burgers first." Koala Kong burped.
"Tiny can't eat anymore." Tiny grumbled.
"Let's go." Cortex replied as she came in with the bill.
"Wait, I have to pay the bill." He sat back down.
Cortex looked at the bill and his eyes popped out.
"What is it sir?" Tropy asked.
"15,000,000 dollars! For 30 party burgers!" Cortex fainted.
"Let's sneak out of here." Komodo Joe hissed.
"Let's do it!" Rilla Roo replied.
"Ripper Roo, keep quiet!" Dingodile warned him.
They all managed to get out of the place in time.
"Cortex wake up, we are back in the blimp!" Brio was shaking him.
"What?" Cortex was waking up.
"You fainted but we started to sneak out." Brio explained.
"Oh good, at least they don't know what we drive." Cortex smiled.
"Are we going to get Crash now?" N Gin asked.
"You all need rest." Uka Uka flew in.
"You're now angry?" Cortex asked.
"I guess I can't rush you." He admitted.
"Okay, everyone. We need to get some sleep." Cortex explained.
"Can I sleep with you! Hahahahaha!" Ripper Roo laughed.
"No! Go sleep with Koala Kong and Rilla Roo!" Cortex was about to forget their names.
"But they are mean!" Ripper Roo sighed.
"No! Sleep with Tiny and Dingodile then!" Cortex replied.
"Okay!" He bounced over to them.
"Okay mate, you win, you can sleep with us. But no jumping on my bed!" Dingodile said.
"Tiny like sleeping with small blue dog!" Tiny smiled.
"Yay!" Ripper Roo yawned and fell asleep fast.
Koala Kong was sleeping with Rilla Roo and Tropy.
"Hey Pinstripe, are you going to bed?" Cortex asked.
"Yeah, in a second." Pinstripe was staying up.
"Okay, don't stay up too long." Cortex said as he and Brio were off to bed and the blimp was set on auto controls.
"Hey Rilla Roo, do you think that Tiny and I suck at getting along?" Koala Kong asked.
"No, Tiny just needs time to adjust to having you around." Rilla Roo replied.
"He's just doing the stuff that he does because he's jealous." Koala Kong sighed.
"Tomorrow might be a good day, you never know. Let's get some sleep. Good night." Rilla Roo explained.
"Night." Koala Kong replied.
The next day…
"Hey, what is Pinstripe doing on the floor?" Brio asked.
"What? Oh hey! Ow!" Pinstripe hit a wall and a bucket fell on top of his head.
"Are you alright?" Brio asked.
"Yes, you just made me jump that's all." Pinstripe answered.
Koala Kong and Rilla Roo walked into the room as they others were behind them.
"Ah Tropy, how is your morning?" N Gin asked.
"It's great another new day! I feel great!" Tropy smiled.
"Me too!" Ripper Roo laughed.
"We need to fly back to the island and kill that Bandicoot!" Cortex was feeling better than yesterday.
"Yesterday felt long sir." Dingodile stepped in the room.
"It did. And I'm not mad at you anymore." Cortex smiled.
"You're not?" Dingodile asked.
"Nope, I'm fine now." Cortex replied.
Dingodile smiled and walked over to Rilla Roo.
"He's not mad anymore?" Rilla Roo asked.
"Nope! I'm saved!" Dingodile was happy.
Dingodile is happy too, but can they get Crash? Find out! If this chapter is short that's because I'm mostly working on this at the library so chapter 5 is coming soon! Just wait!