Harold Hill and Tom Nook dashed after the bright red, luckily unfading footprints. Tom Nook was really smart and like a detective and stuff, so he was able to lead the way.

Then... all of the sudden... THE BURGER KING ATTACKED! He exploded from a pond in New York Central Park. His epic magic, rocket powered, laser equipped tricycle from the future went up to one bazillion jillion miles per hour, so he caught up to them fairly easily.

"RUN!" Mark Wahlberg screamed as he ran away.

"NO!" Arnold Schwarzenegger yelled sexily.

Luckily, he was wearing a blue shirt that day. The Burger King hates the color blue because, when he was a child, he went to see Blue Man Group and they flung food into his mother's mouth and she choked to death. To this day, The Burger King is racist against blue people (c? i deal wif some cereal issues in dis stoary).

Arnold ripped off his blue shirt sexily, waving it as though he was a matador.

The Burger King got angry and started firing his missiles. Just as he was about to press the button, Tom Nook ran over with a cardboard box that had shaken up soda strapped to the bottom. Arnold jumped in and they rocketed into space.

It was peaceful in space.

But just as they thought they lost the Burger King.............HE CAME OUT OF A WORMHOLE ON HIS MAGICAL TRICYCLE!

So, they had this really, really epic laser battle. And there were loads of explosions and stuff. And if I had been there, I would've gone, "Whoa, this is a really epic laser battle with loads of explosions and stuff!"

Finally, Harold Hill fired a massive laser beam and the Burger King's tricycle blew up to smithereens like on Star Wars. Then he fell to earth!

They chased his unconscious body and ended up in................... OZ!

Arnold Schwarzenegger started to panic since they couldn't find the Burger King. Then, all of the sudden.... MUCHKINS CAME OUT OF THE FOREST AND STARTED SINGING!

Arnold Schwarzenegger hates Munchkins because when he was six they carried his family off into the forest and he never saw them again.

To put the events that followed in layman's terms; he killed them all.