A/N: The Dustpelt competition is still on. I'm writing this chapter so you can see what is going on in ThunderClan and other places.

I don't own anything I refer to in this story.

Toadstep was now in the mountains with the Tribe of Rushing Water. He had gone on a long journey far away from camp. He was now spanking Stormfur with a pickle. Stormfur was hitting him back with a cabbage .

KA-BOOOM!

All the cats looked outside.

"THE APOYCALAPSE IS TODAY! THE END IS NEIGH! WE'RE GONNA DIE!" screamed Foxleap.

"DIE CINDERHEART! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" screamed Poppyfrost.

"Nooooooooooo! Cinderheart!" shouted Lionblaze.

"STOP!" shouted a mysterious voice.

But nobody heard. The voice soon left because it was hopeless.

"O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea! " sang Firestar.

"Stop singing!" shouted Lionblaze as he attacked Firestar.

"3 is a magic number. Yes it is. It's a magic number. It gives you WORLD DOMINATION!" screamed Rosepetal.

In StarClan they were discussing what to do about ThunderClan.

"I think we should wait and see if they get worse." Said Honeyfern.

"Why can't we just destroy them with a plague?"

"No one invited you here Tigerstar. Get out!" screamed Whitestorm, Runningwing, Bluestar, and Snowfur.

"Hmm, since ThunderClan is crazy, we should attack now!" said Darkstripe.

"Patience, young padawan. We will attack when Breezepelt finally stops trying to kill Onestar." replied Tigerstar.

"Rosepetal that's the button we use to laser Blackstar,don't press it!" shouted Brightheart.

ZZZZAAAP!

Meanwhile in ShadowClan, Blackstar was losing a life after being shot by a laser. Suddenly eight more lasers zapped lost all his remainig lifes plus three extras. He died. Everyone cheered. Rowanclaw set off to be clan leader.

Back in ThunderClan, the cats had calmed down to playing baseball. Brambleclaw, who had eaten all of Berrynose's almonds, was up at bat. Lionblaze was the catcher, and Sandstorm was pitching. Sandstorm threw a fastball to Brambleclaw.

Crack!

He swung so hard the bat split into two pieces. The ball sailed out of the park.

"He's out!" said Crowfeather, who was the ump. Since Purdy wasn't here he had to wait to do his act.

"What? Are you kidding? It was out of the forest! BLAAAAHHH!" screamed Poppyfrost, because she was on the other team.

"Ouch! Okay, fine he hit a home-run!" said Crowfeather.

The team went wild. Turns out the bases were loaded! But they were all very childish about it.

"We won, you lost, we rock, you stink!" chanted the team.

"Meanies!" shouted the other team.

"Breezepelt, you can't beat me." said Onestar, who had pinned Breezepelt down, while clawing his neck.

"Yes I can. I'm better than y- uhhlahhah."

The last part was because his neck was clawed and he died. He had no trip to StarClan. Because, as we all know, he went to the Dark Forest.

Well in RiverClan, everything was crazy too(but not as crazy as ThunderClan).

"Mooo, I'm an octopus." said Mistystar.

"Ka-kaw ka-kaw, I'm a horse." said Mothwing.

"Hiss hiss, I'm a meteor." said Heavystep, who had come back to life AGAIN.

"Quack quack, I'M A FIRING MY LASER, BLAAAHH!" shouted Reedwhisker and he shot his laser all across camp.

Well, as you all know, the Where's Dustpelt? competition is STILL on. Glowingsoul, your idea is funny but can I edit it a little to make it more K+ ?

Also the baseball part might not be that funny, but I was celebrating my team's victory. The score was 24-7. We had the 24.

R&R!