Disclaimer: Nope, not mine, no way. I'm not the BBC, are you the BBC?
Author's Note: This is what you'd call, I guess, a double drabble. 200 words. IDK, I'm new to all this. I also really like writing letters from characters' perspectives.
Summary: Arthur has a proposal for Merlin.
Warnings: Rien! Nada! Nothin'!
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'M,
Today, I need you to clean my chambers spotless, top to bottom, until I can see my face in the floors.
A.'
'A,
You do realize your floors are stone, and thus you will be unable to see your face in them, no matter how hard I scrub?
M.
P.S. Why are you writing this in a letter? I'm right next to you.'
'M,
Shut up. You and your logic. Don't ask questions, just do.'
'A,
I feel ridiculous, and we're wasting ink.'
'M,
I'd rather you be wasting water while cleaning my floors, thank you.'
'A,
Why do you need your floors so clean?
P.S. You are a prat.'
'Merlin,
I have read your most recent letter, and I've come to the conclusion that you believe I am a prat. While I politely disagree, I respect your opinions.
I will now address your question: I plan on having a permanent resident moved into my chambers tonight, and I want it to be spotless for him.
Sincerely,
Your Prince,
Arthur.'
'A,
Who in the world would want to live with you?'
'Dear Merlin,
I formerly propose that you come live with me, in my chambers.
Love,
Arthur.'
'I accept.'