Blarg.


Chapter 4

The gang walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked. Finally they came to the conclusion that the unicorn was not in Pink land.

"I have come to the conclusion that the unicorn is not in Pink land," said Iggy

"Iggy, you are an idiot. The narrator just said that. Didn't you hear her?" said Ravioli

"There's a narrator? ZOMG we've got our own personal narrator! This is awesome!" Jin screamed.

Erh no. The narrator would like to point out that she is employed by Sydnerella and no one else. She is definitely not a personal narrator for the characters nor does she want to be. She is only doing this job because living in a box got a little uncomfortable. She also has the power to kill off characters as she sees fit so they would do well to learn their place.

"Hahahaha that's funny. Our narrator is a comedian too. Go ahead. Kill me. Haha." Jin giggled.

And so the narrator killed her. By causing a giant rhino stampede and trampling her to death. Serves her right.

"No Jin! She was so young!" Ravioli screamed.

"You actually... Liked her?" Catlyn asked

"No! She owed me money!" Ravioli screamed

"Just check in her pockets." Sydnerella exclaimed exasperatedly.

"She's probably got some cash in there," Aqua stated.

And so Ravioli checked the dead trampled body of Jin (serves her right) and found...


S-HAHAHA! ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER! I love cliffhangers :D

I-Attention everyone. I have a confession to make. I am madly in love with Aquawings. We are getting married in august.

S- Really?

A- Yes. we are very happy together.

S-YAY! I'm happy for you two! R&R for that happy couple?