Since I just finished my other story, I started this one
OOH, Sleepover! Break out the keg of beer and the cell phones! Wait- cell phones? This can't turn out too well…
Demyx gasped.
Axel laughed. "How did you get in here?"
"Front door. Your parent's car was gone." Zexion sat on the bed next to Demyx.
"You h-heard e-everything?" Demyx couldn't breathe. Oh no, I knew telling was a mistake… Oh shit oh shit oh SHIT!
Axel laughed. "Dem, it's not big deal, Zexy's gay too."
"Really?" Demyx asked.
"Yeah." Zexion put his arm around Demyx's shoulders. "And know I know you are, I am thrilled."
Demyx cocked his head.
"You're hot."
Axel snorted.
Demyx laughed.
They all turned toward the door when they heard footsteps.
"Zexion, under the bed, now!" Zexion hopped off the bed and rolled onto the floor.
"Axel?" Aerith timidly opened the door. "I'm sorry…" She saw Demyx. "Oh, hello, Demyx." She cleared her throat. "Anyway, I'm sorry about what happened earlier."
Axel felt Zexion hit his foot, which was dangling off his bed. Axel got the message. "Mom, don't think that you can just yell at me, and all of a sudden you turn around and apologize, and think that I'll forgive you!"
Aerith looked taken aback. "W-what?"
"Mom, you and dad are complete ASSHOLES!" He heard Zexion laugh from under the bed. Even Demyx fought back a snicker.
"Axel, calm down honey." Aerith attempted to shush him.
"No, mom. You just can't accept the fact that I'M GAY!" Axel stood up.
Demyx applauded, and so did Zexion from under the bed. Aerith lifted up the blanket and frowned when she saw Zexion from under the bed.
"Your father and I go out for 10 minutes and you invite him over?" She yanked Zexion out from under the bed.
"Yeah!" Zexion pulled his arm from her grip. She looked disgusted and stormed out of the room.
"Well," Demyx stood up. "What an eventful day. We have to keep all this from Riku," Axel and Zexion nodded. They knew how Riku was. Really was. He wasn't undercover gay or okay with gays or anything, he was a hard core HOMOPHOBE. "And on that note, I'll be leaving." Demyx bowed, and then climbed down the fire escape.
"He's way to sexy for his own good." Zexion said.
"Oh, wow." Axel picked up his pillow and threw it at Zexion.
"I cannot tell a lie." Zexion held his hand to his heart.
"Your such an idiot." Axel laughed.
"You need to tell me more about Roxas. Or maybe, what you haven't told me about Roxas. If there is anything." Zexion jumped onto Axel's bed.
"He plays drums, he's gorgeous… and oh my god, those eyes." Axel pretended to faint.
"Oh yeah, Axel's gay, do doubt." Zexion said to no one.
"So you like Demyx, eh?"
"What's not to like?" Zexion said. "I love the hair. Almost as much as mine." Zexion pulled on a spike.
"I seriously had no idea that he was gay. But, you learn something new everyday…" Axel's eyes wandered to his wall.
"Use of cheesy cliché…" Zexion smiled. "What about this Riku guy. He seems so uptight."
"I don't know, he's just like every other guy in the school. Especially Sora. He was driving the car that Roxas was in. He's an asshole." Axel said. "He's gone out with every girl at our sister school."
"Man Whore." Zexion coughed. "But, back to Riku…"
"Yeah, if he found out about any of this, he'd probably freak out." Axel shook his head. "It was so hard, but I think things are going to be easier now."
"Yeah."
"Do you play an instrument?" Axel asked.
"No, I have NO musical talent… I'm just athletic, if you haven't already figured that out." Zexion said.
"Riku, Demyx, and I are going to start a band. We asked Roxas to join and play drums. We have to find a girl to sing." Axel said. "Something tells me that Riku might hook up with her or something. I think he's just dying to be a man whore like Sora."
All of sudden, Axel's cell went off from the floor that it was laying on. Axel walked over and answered it.
"Hello?"
"Hey." Demyx said.
"What's up Dem?" Axel asked.
"I was wondering if you and Zexion wanted to come over and have a –er- sleepover…"
Axel laughed. "Yeah, why not."
"Great. Come over as soon as possible." Demyx hung up the phone.
"We're gunna go to Demyx's and stay the night." Axel put his phone in his pocket.
"Sweet, I have a keg sitting in my room that needs some TLC." Zexion sprinted out of Axel's room. He could hear his mother scream, and his father yell something. Axel rolled his eyes, and climbed down his fire escape, and over and up into Demyx's room.
"AH!" Demyx screeched.
"What?" Axel just stood by the window, dumbfounded.
"I don't know, I expected you to come through, I don't know, THE FRONT DOOR!"
"That's too easy." Axel said. "And Zexion's bringing a keg over."
Demyx smiled. "That's cool. All we have in the house is this weird imported rum. And it's quite gross."
"Hey!" Axel looked out the window, and saw Zexion dragging a keg across the lawn. "Get your scrawny asses down here and help me with this!"
Axel and Demyx went to the front door and they each held a part of the keg and carried it up the stairs into Demyx's room.
"Won't your parents be mad that you left without telling them?" Demyx asked Axel.
"Yeah, but their going to be so mad at me all night, they wont even come up to my room, so they wont even know that I'm gone." When all three of them set the keg down, Axel fell back on to Demyx's bed.
"So, what do you want to do first?" Demyx asked.
"We have a keg of beer sitting in the middle of the room. WHAT DO YOU THINK WE DO FIRST?" Zexion jumped toward the keg, Demyx and Axel followed.
&!&!
Two hours and a keg of beer later, Zexion was lying on the ground, burping the ABC's.
Burp. "X"
Burp. "Y"
Burp. "Z"
Axel clapped. "NicejobZexy." If you can't tell, their all really drunk.
Drunk slurred speech. Lol, duh.
"Whatdoyouallwannnado? Beerzallgone." Zexion burped again. He was drunk… like as drunk as you can get. More drunk than Demyx and Axel.
"Uhhh…" Demyx tapped his chin. "TruthorDare?" Demyx giggled.
"Otay, Axeltruthordare?" Zexion flipped over onto his stomach and propped his chin on his fist.
"Dare." Axel rolled off the bed and onto the floor.
"IdareyoutocallClouduphereandtellhimthatyouthinkhe'sasexybeast." Zexion laughed and then hiccuped.
"CLOUD!!" Axel yelled. They all drunk-laughed when they heard him running up the stairs.
"What is it?" He looked around frantically.
"Ithinkyou'reasexybeast." Axel drunk laughed. "Grrr."
Cloud spotted the empty keg and smiled. "Thanks Axel." He turned around and shut the door behind him.
"NowDemy, truthordare?" Axel asked.
"Dare, duh." Demyx sat up and leaned against the wall.
"MakeoutwithZexy." Axel smiled devilishly.
Zexion smiled. "Allright!" He leaped at Demyx and started kissing him. They were making out for awhile before Axel had to tell them to stop.
"Youguys, I'mstillhere!"
They reluctantly pulled away.
Demyx licked his lips, "AlrightZexy, whichone?"
"Dare." Zexy rubbed his hands together. "Iwannaanothermakeoutsession."
"Notgunnahappen." Demyx watched Zexion's face fall.
"CallRikuuu." Axel laughed.
"Goodidea." Demyx said. "Callhim."
"Cell." Zexion held out his hand, and took Axel a moment to realize that he had his cell in his pocket. He attempted to hand the cell over, but missed Zexion's hand by a few inches. The phone fell onto the floor. Zexion picked it up.
He slowly scrolled through the contacts until he saw Riku's name. He clicked the green phone button.
"Hello?" Riku answered.
"ElloRiku."
"Who is this?"
"Zexion, whoelsewoulditbe?" Zexion drunk laughed.
"Are you drunk?"
"Nononono, justalittlebuzzed."
"Right."
"Youknowwhat?"
"What?"
"Idon'tunderstandyou. Whydoyouhategays?"
"Because it's wrong…?"
"Nu-uh, takeitfromagaylikeme, there'snothingwrongwithus." Zexion said, a-matter-of-fact-ly.
"You're gay?!"
"GreatconclusionSherlock." Zexion, Axel, and Demyx laughed. Even though they were to drunk to know the gravity of the situation.
There was click when Riku hung up.
All three boys laughed, with no idea what they just did, and no idea that Zexion was as good as dead.
Sorry if you have a little trouble understanding the drunkness. And the fact that I suck at portraying a drunk person. :)
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P.S. You can check out my new story One Year, One Desire. It's SoraxKairi, and it was an experiment. I might try again with another SoraxKairi, but I think I'm better with AkuRoku… :)