So, A new chapter…The title of this chapter informs you of the chaos to follow.
Chapter 4- The Non-existent Chapter
Eragon: Wtf????!?!! How did I kill the author???? What now!?
Brom: -Has a baby- Our reality is falling apart! we must revive the author!
Eragon: Wait! we can just go along with this random storyline that the writers of the Eragon movie wrote!
(black hole in time and space opens and starts to suck everything up)
Brom: But it doesn't make any sense! Arya has orange hair!
Eragon: WHAT?!!!
Brom: And she has a crush on you!
Eragon: SWEET! -fires up a special machine that lets him change the storyline-
Brom: WAIT! That's not how to world is meant to be!! Don't you want things to be right!? -is holding on for dear life- (the baby- whose name is Harry Potter- flew away)
Eragon: But it says that the Ra'zac can be killed by a tree branch! and you get killed by Durza in the first half hour! That sounds like a sweet world to me! -inserts storyline into machine-
Brom: You've DOOMED us ALL!!!
...everything goes black...