Chapter 4: Enjoy it because I'm running out of things to say.
Damien was poking the fire as their breakfast was cooking.
"Damien? Your really bothered by this aren't you?" Pip asked as he sat down next to him.
"Yeah, Pipper, I am." Damien true fully answered as he stir the fire. "Nothing you should worry about though. Pip, I'll be fine."
Pip was still concerned about him though, but let it pass. He just watched the fire with Damien as silence took over.
45 MINUTES LATER...
"Ay, Why do I have to hunt for food?!"
"Because Fat-Ass, You Ate All Of Our Food!" Kyle yelled in anger.
"Well, it ain't my fault that you guys didn't pack enough food!" Cartman argued as he was being push into the woods.
"Will you stop pushing Meh!!" Cartman yelled as Craig, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan try to push his fat ass into the woods.
"Not Until You Go And Find Us Some Food." Stan said through clenched teeth.
"Ay, Why not we just eat Kennah? He'll come back. Unlimited food source right there."
"Hey!"
"No, Fat-Ass! We are not becoming cannibals! Now move it!" Kyle argued.
"Eh, Why Not?"
"It's just not right!"
"Tweekers would freak out!"
"I will not be eaten!"
"We got to do what we got to do, Tweeks a pussy, and Why not? Rats eat you all the time." Cartman reasoned.
They all growled at him.
"You Stupid Asshole! Don't you have any morals?!"
"Nope!"
"You guys need a little help?" Damien asked as he walked upon the sight.
"Yeah, He won't budge." Stan replied.
Damien looked at the irritated fat boy and smirked. A flame began to dance upon his finger.
"Stand back." He commanded, and as soon as the others stepped away, his whole hand burst into flames. He pointed his finger at Cartman, and before anyone knew it Cartman was in the air and falling into the forest. His fat ass was on fire and he was screaming in pain.
"Now Don't Come Back Until You Gathered Us Some Food!"
They all walked away to the campground as Fat-Ass soar through the air, like a cannon ball.
