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Thanks to Etteyfal for 'Yosha'.

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[Dave] Well, here we are, filming part 4.

[Romano] This is taking up worktime.

[Elizabeth] Shut up, Robert.

[Dave] I'm seriously thinking of scraping this film.

[Mark] This coat isn't smelling any better Dave.

[Malik] I think thats you man.

[Mark] Its the coat.

[Yosh] Yeah, Its definatly you Dr. Greene.

[Mark] Its not!

[Carter] Romano, can I use the surgical reflector laser as a lightsaber?

[Romano] Use the force.

[Jar Jar] Mesa called Jar Jar Binks! Mesa your humble servent!

[Dave] What the f*** is that?

[Kerry] Dr. Lawrence, thake off the Jar Jar mask.

[Gabe (the idiot formally known as Jar Jar) ] Ohhhhhhhh.............Big Bomba fish!!

[Kerry] Dr. Lawrence!!

[Dave] This is not in the script!!!

[Elizabeth] You think this is bad? I have to use Aqua Net to keep this 'do in! My hair is flammable!

[Romano] And it wasn't before?

[Elizabeth] No!

[Romano] Do you dye your hair?

[Elizabeth] What?

[Romano] Nevermind, I'll ask Peter.

[Gabe] Exsquezzee me?

[Carter] This isn't Episode 1, Dr. Lawrence.

[Gabe] Mesa called Jar Jar Binks!

[Carter] Ummmmm, your name is Dr. Lawrence.

[Gabe] MESA CALLED JAR JAR BINKS!!!!!!!

[Carter] OK, Jar Jar, whaterver.

[Gabe] Mesa your humble servent!

[Romano] Thwen get me a beer.

[Dave] I have no control over this play.

[Yosh] Do or do not. There is no try.

[Kerry] And just who are you supposed to be? ( has given up trying to get the Jar Jar mask away from Gabe.)

[Yosh] Yosha.

[Kerry] Oh.....

[Benton] Is this Star Wars or Episode 1? Because I refuse to play a blonde little kid.

[Elizabeth] Can't Princess Lizzia fall in love with Greenebacca?

[Dave] CUT!!!!!! That's IT!!!! This film is OVER!!! I'm doing something else.

(Camera goes fuzzy)

MORE TO COME IN THE DAVE MALUCCI FILM SERIES!!!