Evil laughter like Joe's!! I guess the best way to get reviews it to put a cliffie right? Anyway, to make up for the wait last time, it was hard writing those songs okay? I'm updating after a day. Please review!! I don't like writing when I get no reviews okay? But I like updating for reviewers. Heck, flame me if you want but just review? Anyway, here's chapter four and it's the longest chapter yet. Hope you like it.
Thank you for calling Lilly Truscott. I can't answer the phone right now so leave a message and I'll call you back as soon as I can.
Lilly! I got your message. What's going on? Lilly, that was so cryptic you can't just not answer the phone now!
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Thank you for calling Lilly Truscott. I can't answer the phone right now so leave a message and I'll call you back as soon as I can.
Lilly, I swear if you don't answer the phone the next time I call then I'm flying down there. I mean it, Lilly.
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Thank you for calling Lilly Truscott. Who is it?
Who do you think it is, Lilly? Gosh, I leave you alone for five seconds and you go and leave a cryptic message on my answering machine. Are you okay? What's happening?
I'm fine, Joseph. Really.
Lilly, I know you're not fine. I can tell my your voice and how you're talking. Lilly? What is it?
It's my mom. She's really sick and I don't know what's happening. Listen, Joseph... I'm not sure what's going to happen if something happens to my mom. I mean, where would I go? Joseph, I only live with my mom and I don't know about my dad. I mean he's an accountant. I can't live with an accountant. Joseph, I would go insane. And, oh...
Lilly, don't cry. Please don't cry.
I'm not crying.
Yes, you are. Listen, Lilly. Everything's going to be fine. Okay? I say so and the purple monkeys say so.
I'm just worried, Joseph. I mean, my mother may be uptight and annoying and make me clean my room. But she's my mom and I love her and I don't want anything to happen to her. And, Joseph, I can't live with an accountant who... Eats bran muffins!!
Ouch, Lilly. Pent-up sadness is not good. Especially when you must scream your sadness in my ear.
Sorry.
It's okay. Listen, Lilly. I promise that everything is going to be fine. Heck, if worse comes to worse you can come on tour with us.
But your fans already hate me enough without having to see me in every picture that you guys are in.
They're just jealous. Anyway, I want to stay and comfort you but, uh...
You gotta go? It's okay. I can handle it. I'm used to it. I love you...
I love you too. So much, Lilly. I really love you!
Okay, I'll talk to you later.
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Thank you for calling the Muffin Man. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I get off the stage... I mean, the uh, bakery?
My mom's in the hospital. Joseph, I don't know what to do. Accountant, Joseph. Accountant!! Just call me back okay? ASAP please.
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Hello?
Wow, that is the biggest yawn I've ever heard.
Thanks.
So what's up? Are you at the hospital. Just breathe, sweetheart.
Yeah, at the hospital. Joseph, they're not sure what's wrong with my mom. I don't know what to do. And then Stalker Tina emailed me and I'm just really stressed out and nobody's around because Miley's on tour and you're on tour and Oliver's with his mom on some super mission something in Oregon and the only one who's around that I don't despise is Jackson and I don't want to stay with him!
Calm down. Lilly, it's going to be just fine, okay? Hold on.
Right.
No, Mom. It's Lilly. Yes, I'll do the dishes in a bit. Well, then, tell Nick I'll switch with him okay? Lilly's going through a crisis. Okay, Mom.
The beloved Joe Jonas still has to do the dishes?
Ha-ha. I didn't think that you could hear that. Anyway, you're gonna be fine. I mean, I'm sure your mom is gonna be fine. And if not you can always stay with um... Or you can go on tour with Miley or come on tour with me and the Purple Monkeys. We'd love to have you along. Shut up, Nick!
No, I mean. I have to stay in Malibu. But what should I do?
I don't know. Listen, do you want me to...
I gotta go... I'm not supposed to be on the cell phone in the hospital.
Okay, call me. I love you.
I love you too, Joseph.
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Hey everybody. This is Lilly-kins. If this is for my mother then please state that in your message. Otherwise just talk after the tone and I'll call you back.
Hey, Lilly. Just calling to check up on you. I hope you're okay. I'm probably not going to be able to answer my phone much in the next few days; we're extremely busy. But, I'll try to answer or call you back if you leave a message. I love you.
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Whattup, gs, ls and everybody else. We've been really busy lately so I'll call you back as soon as I can. As for Lilly, just breathe and I love you. That's right, Stalker Tina, I love her.
Hey, Joseph. Just calling to, um, say hi. And I'm doing okay. Pretty much returning your call. Um, so, just wanted to say I saw you on tv and you guys were great. I loved the cover of the song and um When You Look Me in the Eyes was great. Of course, it was just further proof that you guys are across the country in New York. But, um, listen, just call me back okay? I love you more.
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Whattup, gs, ls and everybody else. We've been really busy lately so I'll call you back as soon as I can. As for Lilly, just breathe and I love you. That's right, Stalker Tina, I love her.
Hey, Joseph. Just calling to say hi... again. Um, well, my mother's going to be in the hospital for a while and so I talked to Miley. I'm going to be staying at her house for a while with Jackson. It sucks but since he's there alone he said he'd keep an eye on me. I think that money might've exchanged hands between Miley and Jackson but I'm not sure. So, anyway, call me back when you can. I love you.
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Hello?
Hey, Lilly. Sorry for calling so late but I just really wanted to call you back. Hear your voice, not on the machine.
Oh, well, that's sweet. Hi. What's up?
Nothing much. Just got back from the Awards Show. Did you watch it?
Yeah... You guys performed great. Listen, did you get my message?
Oh, yeah. Um, it's cool that you're staying with Jackson. Glad that somebody can keep an eye on you while I'm not there to do it. Just tell him to keep away from you though.
Very funny, Joseph. I wouldn't go out with Jerkson if he was the last person on earth. You should know that best of all. I rant to you enough.
Well, Miley should know that best of all.
Listen, Joseph, I love you and want to talk to you. But it's like... 2:00 in the morning and I just want to get some sleep because Miley's bed is really uncomfortable.
Okay, love you. Talk to you later.
Love you too.
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Hello?
Ha, I knew you'd answer at 3:00 in the morning.
Of course I'd answer. I'm at home and asleep.
Oh, well, I just wanted to say that I miss you and I hope you're coming to LA soon.
Yeah, soon. Tired. Tired. Talk to you later. Love you.
I love you more. Joseph? Joseph? Fine then.
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Hello?
I love you more.
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Hello?
Hey, Lilly. What's up?
Nothing much. What about you?
Just rehearsing.
As always.
Well, what are you doing?
Just getting ready to go surfing with Jackson. He's really good actually.
Oh... Listen, I just wanted to make sure that you were okay.
Yeah, I'm fine. I talked to my dad, you know... Accountant. Bran muffins. Ugh. Anyway, I talked to him and he said he understood that I had to stay in Malibu so he's not even mad that I'm staying with Jackson.
Oh, well, that's good. Listen, I really should go and rehearse. I'll talk to you later.
Okay. Love you.
Love you too.
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Hey, everybody. It's Miss Lilly. I'm probably at the skate park with Jackson or at the hospital. So, if you want leave me a message and I'll call you back.
Um, hey, Miss Lilly. Just wondering what you've been up to. I'm just rehearsing for our next concert. So, call me back when you can okay? We're coming to LA soon. So, um, I'll be able to see you. Okay, love you. Talk to you later.
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Hey, everybody. It's Miss Lilly. I'm probably at the skate park with Jackson or at the hospital. So, if you want leave me a message and I'll call you back.
At the skate park with Jackson? Come on, Lilly. Can't you answer the phone? Great, now I sound like I'm jealous. Because I'm not jealous. I hang out with other girls all the time. Like, um, Miley. Mmm-hmm. I'm not jealous. I like the fact that my girlfriend isn't clingy and hangs out with other guys. So, I'll talk to you later. Love you.
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Hey, everybody. It's Miss Lilly. I'm probably at the skate park with Jackson or at the hospital. So, if you want leave me a message and I'll call you back.
Just call me back.
Evil laughter again! You thought I was going to make something happen with them? Well, so did I. But I liked my idea so much better. I'm not telling what it is but it does involve Loe jealousy.
As for the next update: More Niley cuz I love Niley! But don't worry, we'll have proper Loe action. And the next update might not be for another week because I'm going down to Arizona for spring break and I'm not sure if I get internet there or not. So review and you'll have an update when I get back. xoxo.
Second to last: Don't worry. This is a Loe story forever.
Lastly, dudes and dudettes. Make up your mind. I get a kajillion pms saying 'add stalker tina!' 'more drama!' 'bring on the plot!' Now you're saying less drama more funny? Let's alternate huh? First two chapters funny. This two chapters, drama? lol. But whatever. Just review if you have any direction you want this story to go in.