You've Got Voicemail!

by FrostFire15

Give the Clans some cell phones and what do you get? Prank calling, horrible ringtones, annoyed toms in Starclan, and a crazy new prophecy that is sure to end the warrior world as we know it - until the appropriate cat saves everyone, of course. Ha, and you thought that AIMS and emails were bad...

4. Brambleclaw 1

Spiderleg giggled evilly. He was curled up underneath a bush and looked quite the mysterious schemer, if he said so himself. Slowly, he picked up his cell phone and dialed a number.

Hi, this is Brambleclaw's messaging machine. I'm probably busy doing something heroic. Leave a message after the highly annoying beep. Beep!

You have 2 new messages.

"Hello, son. You better kill Firestar and take over the clan or I'll...RIP YOUR BODY LIMB FROM LIMB! MUAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE PROBLEMS!" Beep.

"Hey, Brambo, This is Squirrelflight, just wanted to tell you that I'm totally dating Hawkfrost and he has such a cooler nickname than you. If you have a problem with that, come to the training hollow at sunhigh tomorrow." Beep.

Brambleclaw stared at his phone in disbelief. Squirrelflight was dating Hawkfrost? He sooo had a problem with that. He turned and raced to the training hollow.