DJ had gotten a car on his walk to Rome.
By now, he was in Europe. Not Italy though.
At a stop, DJ got a ring on his phone.
"Hello?" he asked.
"Hello DJ!" said a voice.
"Let me guess." said DJ. "Doofy?"
"No, Ghostface!" the voice said.
"Ghostface is a pen name. I've seen Scary Movie 1 and Scream. It's a black and white halloween costume." said DJ.
"Shut up! You're ripping my ear drums!" said Ghostface. "Hurry up and get to Rome!"
"Just in case you haven't noticed, I live in North America!" said DJ. "It's not exactly a short drive."
"Let's play a game!" said Ghostface.
"Let me guess. Horror movie trivia or killer hides, seek him?" asked DJ. "I'm not scared! Besides, I'm not human!"
DJ hung up and got back on the road and his phone rang.
He answered it.
"I know what you did last summer!" DJ said in a creepy voice, but all it sounded like was on the phone was fire. "Hello?"
No answer.
He hung up and said "Weird."
Another ring.
"Ugh!" said DJ angrily and answered. "What!" he shouted.
All there was were loud exploding sounds.
He hung up again and every call after that was not answered.
Some days later.
The colleseum had a white picket sign sticking out of the ground with black paint reading "DJ ENTER HERE" right in front of the gates.
DJ drove the car into the colleseum and the gates slammed down. A huge tanker sat in front of the car and honked its horn. (Just kidding about the tanker part!...And if you've ever played Twisted Metal: Black, you'd know what that was about.)
Spade the evil demon cow (one who possessed Dag in the upcoming prequel, Barnyard Zero), the popcorn kernels on fire left over from when DJ was a hero along the side of Cowman, Prunella, Boogie and Marathon (Boogie is a guy and Marathon is a car from Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense), Bingo the monkey, El Sonidos de Silencio (a bug attack curse from A New Beginning), Psycho the bull, Chubbs Malone, the Rattlesnake car (from Veronica's Trap), a graboid from Tremors, Project 4-15 (Project 4-12 in Tremors: The Series), the Green Goblin semi from Maximum Overdrive, lava with seemingly some control over actions, Ghostface from Scary Movie, Veronica and a boy cow that Veronica leaned on were all in front of him.
"Hey DJ, meet Derek!" said Veronica. "He's my boyfriend!"
Game On!
DJ made an angry face.