A/N: Chapter 4 of this cute little fic :D I've been on a Fable binge lately, and I really love writing this now that I got my motivation back. For this chapter, enjoy some silliness via modeling shenanigans!

All The Missed Moments

Summary: A collection of drabbles, from the heartwarming and romantic to the sad and tragic, from my last playthrough of Fable 2.

*Modelling Sucks*

If there was one more thing Sparrow hated more than town guards, irritating gypsies, and the countless gargoyles that yelled insults at her throughout the land, it was modelling.

The idea of having to sit still in a specific pose for hours on end made her want to die of boredom.

In fact, as she stood on the wooden step trying to decide what pose would be most comfortable for her, she was pretty sure she would die of boredom.

The damn bridge to Bowerstone was being rebuilt, but it still wasn't finished, and the young Hero needed a way to increase her renown to gain the Abbot of the Temple of Light's favour. She didn't want to deal with that irritating fool of a bard, and that left only one option.

Model for the local sculptor, who would erect a statue of her in Fairfax Gardens.

'I hate this rubbish. I can't stand staying still for too long; maybe the adventurer in me leaks out more than I thought.' She sighed as she resigned herself to her fate.

Then, a devious idea popped in her head.

Who said she had to do a nice pose?

Sparrow smirked, and when the sculptor gave her the nod to begin, she showed her displeasure by making a rather rude hand gesture, her slender finger extended up.

The woman doing the sculpting gasped in shock at the rude gesture, but she sighed and pounded away. "Whatever. I can tell you don't want to do this, so let's get it over with."

Sparrow continued giving the finger, trying to prevent herself from giggling like a child as she realised that all of Fairfax was going to see her displeasure. 'This'll show those posh snobs what i think of them.'

Sure, modelling was bloody awful. But, that didn't mean she couldn't have some sort of fun with it.

A/N: Hope you enjoyed XD

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