The Legend Of Magic,
Book 5,
The Truest Adventures,
The Amazing Armour trilogy,
Part eleventy.
I woke up the next morning to find Ehxsolar smoking something while looking out the window.
"What are you smokeing!"
"Pure, magic. Ahhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaahhhhhh."
I picked up my belt and keys as i went to the window to join Ehxsolar stare out the window. At the window I was met with the sight of Frank and Elora arguing, in that way that people who want to have sex do. Now personally i don't get that my self, but eh. Ehxsolar put down his thing he was smoking.
"Young people, i hate young people. And pretty people, and talented peole, that's why i don't hate you."
"Kill yourself."
"Ha! Classic Nhoari."
"You've known me for five hours."
"Classic Nhoari."
"Are you listening to me you old fart."
"Oh Nhoari."
"I'm leaving now."
"Ah, loveable scamp."
I closed the door behind me, went down the stairs and joined Frank and Elora in their conversation.
"What's the difference."
"The difference Frank, is that this bikini battle armour, is armour! Not my underwear."
"Same thing!"
"I agree, arguing!"
The two of them turned round to me glaring.
"Who are you."
they said in unison.
"The new party member. That definitely agrees with one of you about the subject that you're discussing."
"Okay, neewbey, well you're going to need some armour. Here hop on my unicycle, we'll go to the blacksmiths."
"... Alright."
"I'll follow behind on my tricycle."
We rode over to the blacksmiths in style and opened the door to find a strange man. He was a grey colour. He had pointy ears, and seemed to have claws.
"Ah, what can i help you with three young adventures, and one old adventurer. I am a man bat, called, Batman."
"Wha-, Ehxsolar, how did you get here?"
"Magic."
"Fair enough. I 'm looking for some armour."
"Well then little boy slash girl, to get started i need to know your gender."
"What's the difference if i'm a girl?"
"Well we offer many beautiful armours for women. This here is the Selfahr Battle Bikini, and this, is the Ghoran, strip of armour, and this one is exactly the same and the mens armour, but bright pink."
"I'm a man."
"Well then here's this supa cool silver armour."
"Sounds good to me."
I leaned over to shake his hand happily when he pulled me in very, very close and whispered in my ear.
"But if i find out that you're actually a girl, I'm going to have to kill you~"
He let go of my hand and went to the back of the shop to retrieve my armour.
"Wow, Nhoari, I didn't know you were a dude, ahahahahaha."
Frank started laughing uncontrollably.
"Sounds like a load of bullshit to me."
Said Ehxsolar as he picked up a random thing on the counter, fire balled it, and started smoking... … … … Elora was adjusting her rack.
I left the blacksmiths with the armour that I only now realized was far too heavy for me to actually wear, let alone fight in. Seriously i couldn't even get the chainmail over my head it was so heavy. We all decided to take a rest out side of the tavern and sit next to our respective transportation. Frank, unicycle, Elora, tricycle, Ehxsolar, bicycle, and me! Nhoari, the best one of the three, i mean four, on my quad bike/horse, dorothy.
"So, liek what is it we're doing next, cuz i totally forgot."
"Maybe that's because of all the shit you've been smoking."
"Shut up you don't know shit."
He said this while looking at his hands intently."
"HERE COMES THE WIZARD!"
The man on the motorbike road down from the rooftops and landed on an old lady. The man handed me a scroll.
"Here's where the Gimli expert was last seen, catch ya later on the flip side."
"THERE GOES THE WIZARD!"
"That guy was awesome, why can't i be friends with that guy?"
"Because he's not as powerful as you Ehxsolar."
"True dat."
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy guuuuuuuuuuuuuuys, can I join your party?"
"No tree go away, we're off to find the Gimli's, right Frank, Elora, Ehxsolar."
And they all said in unison.
"Eh."
(Sorry for spelling or grammatical errors, i did go over it but, i don't have anyone else to look over it.)