How to Annoy a Rozen Maiden and Live
Suiseiseki: GET BACK HERE!
EEP! WHILE I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM A PISSED OFF SUISEISEKI, ENJOY-AHHH! SHE'S THROWING FOOD!-THIS FUNNY-AHHH! A BREAD ROLL!-OR NOT CHAPTER! AHHH! SPAGHETTI!
1. Draw on her scissors. How to live: Souseiseki's a lot calmer than her sister and won't be annoyed so easily, but, hearing that it happened to her sister as well, Suiseiseki will force her to chase after you in revenge. Added bonus: Suiseiseki. And Hina.
2. Though it won't really get a reaction since, like I said above, Souseiseki doesn't get annoyed easily, you could steal something from her. Like her hat or her scissors. How to live: Pretty much she won't react, but Suiseiseki will definitely do something. Added bonus: Suiseiseki will definitely do something. About everything.
3. (Credit for this one goes to Anonymous Fishy-chan) Tell her that if she's ever paired up with a girl in fanfiction, it's automatically yuri, and if she's paired up with a guy, it's automatically yaoi. How to live: Run from both of the twins. Added bonus: Suiseiseki will have taken her sister's scissors and will try to cut off your butt while you run. Or a foot.
As I said, she isn't easily annoyed. So this is a really short chapter. Plus, I think I'm coming down with writer's block. Also...Damn you Souseiseki!
Suiseiseki: THERE YOU ARE!
Damn, I thought I'd lost her! Till next time...IF I'M STILL AROUND TO WRITE THE NEXT CHAPTER!
Next time (Maybe): Shinku