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BGM: Lazy Afternoons (Kingdom Hearts II)
A portal opened up in the center of Twilight Town as the SAO gang walked out of the portal. "Whoa ho ho! Nice!" Klein exclaimed.
"So you live here instead of Radiant Garden?" Suguha asked.
"Actually, our home is in Destiny Islands." Kirito replied.
"So why'd we come here?" Sinon asked.
"We'll show you, come on." Asuna grinned as they walked around Twilight Town while everyone else saw the various sights of Twilight Town. Kirito and Asuna soon bought Sea Salt Ice Cream for everyone as they kept on walking.
"Salty…but sweet…what is this flavor?" Agil wondered.
"Sea Salt Ice Cream." Kirito told them.
"Interesting flavor…" Yuuki said, taking a bite out of it. "Oh! I love it!"
"My new favorite ice cream!" Klein exclaimed. They kept on walking until they heard a commotion going on in the Sandlot as they went over to see what was going on…to see Hayner, Pence, Olette, Nan, Kai, Maria, Hina and Julia fighting Seifer and his gang…while Souji, Vito, Paolo and the Knights of the Round were watching.
"Again?" Asuna asked.
"What now?" Kirito asked.
"You guys are nothing but losers!" Seifer told them. "In fact, all of your parents are gone from this stupid Legion and you didn't even bother defending them!"
"To be fair, it was in the middle of the night!" Kai told him.
"That's not an excuse. You're all just a bunch of whiny little pansies…especially you!" He pointed at Nan. "I'd never bow down to a king…but you chose not to, that goes to show how much of a wimp you are. You chickened out over a golden opportunity like that and you declined. What's the matter, too chicken…or are you afraid you'd be a predictable little king?"
"Seifer! That's enough!" Olette ordered.
"I'm just pointing out the facts. I would've become king in a heartbeat and ruled over you losers, and then I'd make you all kneel befor-AGH!" He suddenly yelled, as he kicked between the legs…and it wasn't from Nan or the Keyblade girls as Seifer fell to the ground…to reveal Alicia who kicked him there from behind.
"Hey! You don't just go kicking Seifer in the crotch, y'know!" Rai exclaimed.
"Say 'y'know' one more god damn time…and I will pull that fucking tongue out of your fucking mouth and stick it where the sun don't fucking shine." Alicia threatened.
Rai raised his hands up. "Yeesh…"
"Finally, someone who's annoyed by that other than me." Fuu sighed.
"Listen to me." Alicia glared at Seifer. "You don't see the bigger picture, you fucking idiot. If Nan accepted to be king, then he wouldn't do the things that he liked to do, he wouldn't be able to travel to worlds, he wouldn't visit family or friends and there'd be an entire kingdom on his shoulders. He would've been a miserable king and if something happened to his love, he'd be even more miserable. Now we don't want that…do we?"
Seifer groaned. "At least…we would be rid of one little loser…" He said, only to kicked in the face.
"No one…and I mean no one…calls him that…but me." Alicia told him. "Now, run along before I do something ELSE to you." She threatened, as Seifer got up and wiped the snow off of his chest.
"You got lucky…" Seifer growled as he painfully walked away with Rai, Fuu and Vivi walking away.
"Alicia, I can't believe I'm saying this, but thanks. I was this close to stabbing him with Caliburn." Nan said.
"I wouldn't blame you." Caliburn muttered.
"However, I could've done it without you."
"What, getting your ass handed to you?"
"No, I would've done the same and done a whole lot worse." Nan said. "You just had to ruin the moment you sneaky-"
"Nan…don't you dare say it."
"Little-"
Kai backed up in fear. "He's gonna say it…!"
"Say what?" Julia asked.
"-Arrogant…"
"Nan…"
"bitch-"
"NAN, I'M WARNING YOU…"
"Who is-"
"DON'T. YOU. DARE."
Nan smirked. "Irrelevant."
Everyone jawdropped at what Nan just called Alicia. There was a slight wind in the air while the Sea Salt Ice Cream fell from Yui's hand. "Hold me…" Paolo whimpered.
A fiery aura surrounded Alicia. "You little douchebag…" She growled as she pulled out her earrings. "Kai, HOLD MY EARRINGS!" She yelled and threw them at Kai, as she caught them.
"Why do I always have to hold the earrings?" Kai complained.
"Nan…you're lucky Flash isn't here right now…otherwise we'd both kill you." Alicia said. "However, that doesn't mean…THAT I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU!" She screamed and tackled Nan to the ground, and getting into a dust cloud.
"Hey, don't leave me out of the action!" Julia said as she dove right in and started beating up Alicia as well.
"FUCKING COCKBITE!" Alicia yelled.
"BITCH!" Nan yelled.
"DOUCHEBAG!"
"PRISSY ARROGANT HAG!"
Kirito sweatdropped. "Let's just got before this gets any crazier." He said as they all nodded and walked back.
"Can you guys stop fighting for just ONCE?!" Maria exclaimed. "It's the holidays for crying out loud!"
Hina sighed. "This will take a while…"
Kirito and the others soon walked to the Twilight Town Station Tower while Asuna gave another Sea Salt Ice Cream to Yui, much to her enjoyment. "So, what are we doing here?" Klein asked.
"I bet you guys are wondering…how we got married." Kirito said.
"Dude, we've been wondering that for the longest time." Agil told him.
Asuna grinned. "Well, it was really romantic… for you see…"
End BGM
Flashback to five years ago…
Kirito and Asuna were sitting on top of the Station Tower as everyone else was on the ground, getting ready to start the new year. "Ah, it feels great out here." Asuna said.
"It sure is…and we don't have the dreaded feeling of Xehanort looming over our shoulders now." Kirito said. "We can kick back and relax."
"Yeah." Asuna nodded, and then 11:59 PM struck as everyone started counting down to the near year. There was a moment of silence for the two…until Kirito took a deep breath.
"Asuna…" He began as she looked at him. "I've been meaning to ask you this for the longest time but…with Xehanort running around, I didn't think it was the right time…until now."
BGM: Everyday Life (Sword Art Online)
"Kirito?" Asuna asked as Kirito pulled something out of his pocket to reveal a box as her eyes widened in surprise. "Oh my god…" She said, putting her hands over her mouth in shock while tears streamed down her cheeks.
"TEN! NINE! EIGHT!" Everyone down below yelled.
"Asuna…will you marry me?"
"SEVEN! SIX! FIVE!"
"K-Kirito…"
"FOUR!"
"Yes…YES!" She screamed.
"THREE!"
"I will marry you!" Asuna exclaimed as she hugged him tightly.
"TWO!
Kirito and Asuna then looked at each others eyes, forming a smile as tears fell from both of their eyes.
"ONE!"
They then leaned in and kissed each other, holding each other in their arms while the fireworks shot up in the air.
"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
End flashback
"Oh my god…" Klein said. "THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!" He yelled, crying anime-style as tears landed on Silica and Agil.
"Really man?" Agil asked.
"Do you have to cry on me?" Silica asked.
"Proposing to each other right before the new year started. That's so romantic!" Suguha squealed in delight.
"A new beginning for you both! Congratulations!" Lisbeth cheered.
"After that, we told everyone and of course, Sabrina, Aria and Xarina completely lost it while everyone else cheered. We had our wedding at Magnolia and had our honeymoon at Isle Delfino." Asuna said.
"Then, after that, we went to Radiant Garden to rebuild Alfheim and revive Yui…although, it took longer than expected." Kirito said. "But, it paid off."
"And five years later, here we are now." Yuuki smiled.
"Yeah. We didn't expect everyone to be revived…but it was so nice to see everyone again." Kirito grinned. "Well, we're planning on spending the holidays in Isle Delfino again."
"Mommy! Daddy!" Yui got their attention. "You two recreate that special kiss…and take me with you!" She smiled.
"Can you take me too?" Klein asked, only to get elbowed by Suguha. "OOOF."
Kirito and Asuna looked at each other. "Sure, why not?" Kirito asked, smiling at his wife as they wrapped each other in their arms and kissed each other, remaining in that position for a couple of minutes as they all clapped and cheered for the two until Asuna broke the kiss as they made a portal for Delfino.
"Come on, Yui." Asuna smiled.
"Yay!" Yui cheered as the whole family walked into the portal and closed it behind them.
"…So, shall we go see how Isaac's doing?" Suguha asked, making a portal to the Destiny Islands.
"Sure! I can't wait to see the look on his face when we barge in uninvited!" Klein laughed as they walked into the portal, closing it behind them.
At Delfino…
"You know..." Kirito said as he was hugging his wife from behind while Yui was playing in the water. "We should definitely build a home here once we get everyone back from the Legion."
"Build a permanent home here?" Asuna asked.
"Yeah, just the three of us." He said. "I mean, sure…I like the Destiny Islands, but there's something about this place that feels…special."
Asuna grinned. "I'm down for that."
Kirito smiled. "Good," He said, turning her around. "I love you."
"I love you too." She said, as they kissed again and not wanting to move from that spot…until Yui splashed a bucket of water on the two, as Asuna screamed and both were dripping wet.
"Gotcha!" Yui giggled.
"Get back here, you silly girl!" Kirito said, chasing after his daughter as she screamed in delight as the two ran around while Asuna laughed, watching the two play as she looked at the sky.
"Living here for the rest of our lives in Delfino…" She said, smiling at the thought. "We can definitely do that." She smiled.
Deadpool: She calls you predictable... you call her irrelevant?
Yep.
Deadpool: If you weren't dating Julia and she wasn't dating this Flashy boy, you'd two would definitely make the perfect pair!
...Except that relationship would have us literally kill each other.
Deadpool: Ah, tough love!
*facepalms*